Category: Humour

Richard Steele Edited, with an Introduction and Notes by G. A. Aitken

Critic objects, among other things, to the use of the word "bagatelle." And then Sullen turns to the merits of the play--the characters, the visiting scene, the incidents, all flowing naturally, and the moral, which is the true result of the piece. Ramble adds warm praises of...

Chapters

42. SCENE III.--INDIANA'S _House.

_Isab._ What anxiety do I feel for this poor creature! What will be the end of her? Such a languishing unreserved passion for a man that at last must certainly leave or ruin her...

1. Act III., Mademoiselle's "promises" is a mistake for "premises." The

Critic objects, among other things, to the use of the word "bagatelle." And then Sullen turns to the merits of the play--the characters, the visiting scene, the incidents, all f...

36. SCENE II.--INDIANA'S _Lodgings.

_Ind._ Will you persuade me there can be an ill design in supporting me in the condition of a woman of quality? attended, dressed, and lodged like one; in my appearance abroad a...

27. SCENE II.--_St. James's Park.

_Tip._ Brother Gubbin, as I signified to you in my last, bearing date September 13th, my niece has a thousand pounds per annum, and because I have found you a plain-dealing man...

14. SCENE I.--_St. James's Park.

_Y. Book._ For ever, sir, for ever; my father has given me leave to come to town, and I don't question but will let my return be in my own choice. But Jack, you know we were tal...

25. SCENE III.--PENELOPE'S _Lodgings.

_Vict._ I fancy the men who are always for showing their valour are like the women who are always talking of their chastity, because they are conscious of their defect in it.

13. SCENE IV.--LORD HARDY'S _Lodgings.

_L. Ha._ Why, then I find this Mr. Trim is a perfect general; but I assure you, sir, I'll never allow you an hero, who could leave your mistress behind you. You should have brok...

32. SCENE II.--TIPKIN'S _House.

_Sir Har._ No, no, sir, I know better; they shall go down into the country, and live with me, not touch a farthing of money; but, having all things necessary provided, they shal...

33. SCENE I.--SIR JOHN BEVIL'S _House.

_Sir J. Bev._ Well, Humphry, you know I have been a kind master to you; I have used you, for the ingenuous nature I observed in you from the beginning, more like an humble frien...

15. SCENE I.--PENELOPE'S _Lodgings, Covent Garden.

_O. Book._[53] I sent for him from Oxford with that design. He came to town but yesterday; and, if a father can judge, he brings from a college the mien and air of a court. I lo...

4. SCENE III.--LORD BRUMPTON'S _House.

_L. Ha._ Nay, good sage sister, you may as well talk to me [_Looking at herself as she speaks_], as sit staring at a book, which I know you can't attend. Good Dr. Lucas[22] may...

34. SCENE II. BEVIL, JUN.'S _Lodgings.

_Bev. Jun._ These moral writers practise virtue after death. This charming vision of Mirza![125] Such an author consulted in a morning sets the spirit for the vicissitudes of th...

26. SCENE I.--CLERIMONT, SEN.'S _House.

_Fain._ I am very civil and very distant; if she smiles or speaks, I bow and gaze at her; then throw down my eyes, as if oppressed by fear of offence, then steal a look again ti...

6. SCENE II.--LADY BRUMPTON'S _Room.

_Wid._ That's right. [_Reading names._] Lady Riggle, Lady Formal--Oh! that Riggle, a pert ogler, an indiscreet silly thing, who is really known by no man, yet for her carriage,...

2. SCENE I.--LORD HARDY'S _Lodgings.

_Ld. H._ Now, indeed, I am utterly undone; but to expect an evil softens the weight of it when it happens, and pain no more than pleasure is in reality so great as in expectatio...

37. SCENE I.--BEVIL, JUN.'S _Lodgings._[133

_Bev._ What's the fool in such a fright for? I don't suppose you did. What I would know is, whether Mr. Myrtle shows any suspicion, or asked you any questions, to lead you to sa...

16. SCENE II.--_Covent Garden.

_Y. Book._ Some baubles. But my choice was so distracted among the pretty merchants and their dealers, I knew not where to run first. One little, lisping rogue--"Ribbandths, glo...

30. SCENE II.--NIECE'S _Lodgings; two chairs and a table.

_Aunt._ Oh, my dear, a private wedding is much better; your mother had such a bustle at hers, with feasting and fooling. Besides, they did not go to bed till two in the morning.

18. SCENE II._--Covent Garden.

_Y. Book._ Well said, Jack. Let me see any of your sparks besides myself keep such an equipage. I don't question but in a little time I shall be a finer fop than the town has ye...

38. SCENE II.--_St. James's Park.

_Sir J. Bev._ Give me leave, however, Mr. Sealand, as we are upon a treaty for uniting our families, to mention only the business of an ancient house. Genealogy and descent are...

28. SCENE I.--MRS. CLERIMONT'S _Room.

_Mrs. Cler._ O fie; don't believe I'll think on't. It is impossible he should be good for anything--The English are so saucy with their liberty--I'll have all my lower servants...

31. SCENE I.--CLERIMONT, SEN.'S _House.

_Fain._ This is the place, the hour, the lucky minute. Now am I rubbing up my memory, to recollect all you said to me when you first ruined me, that I may attack her right.

8. SCENE II.--LORD HARDY'S _Lodgings.

_Cam._ I assure you, it moderates the swell of joy that I am in, to think of your difficulties. I hope my felicity is previous to yours; my Lady Harriot gives her service to you...

9. SCENE III.--_Covent Garden.

_2nd Sol._ I grant it; you know I have an antipathy to the French--I hate to see the dogs. Look you here, gentlemen, I was shot quite through the body, look you.

12. SCENE III.--LORD BRUMPTON'S _House.

_Wid._ Tell the rascal from me he shall romp with the footmen no more. No; I'll send the rogue in a frock to learn Latin among the dirty boys that come to good, I will. But 'tis...

21. SCENE III.--_Covent Garden.

_Love._ I come for her sake! No; should she write, beseech, kneel to me, I think I ne'er should value her more. No, I'll be no longer her tool, her jest; she shall not dally wit...

35. SCENE I.--BEVIL, JUN.'S _Lodgings.

_Myrt._ I think we have of late changed complexions. You, who used to be much the graver man, are now all air in your behaviour.--But the cause of my concern may, for aught I kn...

29. SCENE II.--NIECE'S _Lodgings.

_Niece._ Oh, Clerimont! Clerimont! To be struck at first sight! I'm ashamed of my weakness; I find in myself all the symptoms of a raging amour. I love solitude, I grow pale, I...

40. SCENE I.--SEALAND'S _House.

_Myrt._ I have not seen you, cousin Cimberton, since you were ten years old; and as it is incumbent on you to keep up our name and family, I shall, upon very reasonable terms, j...

5. SCENE I.--LORD HARDY'S _Lodgings.

_Trim._ Ay, gentlemen, she has free egress and regress, and you know the French are the best-bred people in the world--she'll be assistant. But, 'faith, I have one scruple that...

22. SCENE IV.--_Newgate.

_Storm._ I apprehend, sir, by Mr. Turnkey, the gentleman there with a broken nose, that you're brought in for murder. I honour you, sir; I don't question but 'twas done like a g...

20. SCENE II.--PENELOPE'S _Lodgings.

_Lett._ 'Tis a most sad thing, one dare not light a large candle except company's coming in, and I scarce can see to read this piteous story. Well, in all these distresses and m...

10. SCENE I.--LORD BRUMPTON'S _House.

_Tru._ She knows no moderation in her good fortune; she has, out of impatience to see herself in her weeds, ordered her mantua woman to stitch up anything immediately. You may h...

39. SCENE III.--BEVIL, JUN.'S _Lodgings.

_Phil._ But you must leave me alone with him, for he can't make me a present, nor I so handsomely take anything from him before you; it would not be decent.

17. SCENE I.--VICTORIA'S _Lodgings, Covent Garden.

_Vict._ This was, indeed, Betty, a very diverting accident, that I should be employed to write to her lover. Now, I can't but think how angry my cousin Pen is. She frets, I warr...

23. SCENE I.--_Newgate.

_Lat._ How quietly he rests! Oh that I could, By watching him, hanging thus over him, And, feeling all his care, protract his sleep! Oh, sleep! thou sweetest gift of Heaven to m...

19. SCENE I.--_Covent Garden.

_Young Book._ This Roebuck has almost done my business. Rigby's an honest fellow, and would not poison us. The wine had good-humour, mirth, and joy in it. My blood beats high an...

41. SCENE II.--_Charing Cross.

_Humph._ I am, indeed, of that opinion; for there is no artifice, nothing concealed, in our family, which ought in justice to be known. I need not desire you, sir, to treat the...

3. SCENE II.--LORD BRUMPTON'S _House.

_Sab._ Why, my lord, you can't in conscience put me off so. I must do according to my orders, cut you up, and embalm you, except you'll come down a little deeper than you talk o...

24. SCENE II.--FREDERICK'S _Lodgings.

_Love._ Mankind is infinitely beholden to this noble styptic, that could produce such wonderful effects so suddenly. But though my wound was very slight, I'm weak by the effusio...

7. SCENE I.--LORD BRUMPTON'S _House.

_Wid._ Mr. Trusty, you have, I do assure you, the same place and power in the management of my Lord Brumpton's estate, as in his life-time. (I am reduced to a necessity of trust...

11. SCENE II.--_Covent Garden.

_Trim._ March up, march up. Now we are near the citadel, and halt only to give the necessary orders for the engagement. Ha! Clump, Clump! When we come to Lord Brumpton's door, a...