Category: Humour

The Silly Syclopedia A Terrible Thing in the Form of a Literary Torpedo which is Launched for Hilarious Purposes Only Inaccurate in Every Particular Containing Copious Etymological Derivations and Other Useless Things

Hobart, George V. (George Vere), 1867-1926; Grant, Louis F. [Illustrator]· 5 chapters· 16,214 words

Which when I read it some Of these Brain-throbs Jumped over the fence, climbed a Telegraph pole, burst its Cylinder head, exploded all its Tires And then turned around and Barked at me.

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1.--One sharp toot from the horn on a Happy Hansom means that business men, messenger boys and other persons in a hurry must postpone indefinitely their contemplated journey acr...

3. Part 3

OSLEROOZA. A man who believes in _Oslerism_. He is generally a young man in love with a girl whose Papa is over forty and who wears No. 11 shoes of a high voltage.

1. Part 1

Which when I read it some Of these Brain-throbs Jumped over the fence, climbed a Telegraph pole, burst its Cylinder head, exploded all its Tires And then turned around and Barke...

2. Part 2

### F: The sixth letter of the alphabet. It is formed by the passage of the breath between the lower lip and the upper incisive teeth, but that doesn't seem to worry it any. ###

5. Part 5

MOCK CLAMS.--Take a rubber shoe and slice carefully. Add a dash of tobasco and stir gently. When the shoe occupies the same shape as a dozen rubber-neck clams serve with vanilla...