Category: Humour
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“How do you do, Mr. Goheevus; you don’t remember me, do you?” Are you oofled? If you are not, you will say, “No, why should I?” But alas, one usually _is_ oofled, and struggles...
2. Part 2The saleswoman makes her living on the alibosh: “Yes, I think that hat is very becoming.” She doesn’t believe it, you don’t believe it--it’s only a part of the game--like the li...
4. Part 4Anyway, you’re pretty sure to make a jip with your girl, sooner or later--whether you discuss her best hat or her best friend, the talk is apt to be jiplish. To ask a woman her...
6. Part 6=Snosh=, _n._ 1. Vain talk; 1000 words to the square idea. 2. A talker from whom no results are expected; one who cannot be taken seriously. 3. A project or enterprise that is b...
3. Part 3How frowcous is the limerick, in its most perfect form! That frowk which it is just barely possible to recite at a dinner party:-- “There was a young lady so thin, that she slig...
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7. Part 7Some beam with a merely personal vanity; they whinkle from sheer self-satisfaction. But when Jones saw me, he whinkled till I thought his front teeth would spill out of his face...