Category: Humour

A Bold Stroke for a Husband: A Comedy in Five Acts

There he is: dost see him? just turning by St. Antony in the corner. Now, do you tell him that your mistress is not at home; and if his jealous donship should insist on searching the house, as he did yesterday, say that somebody is ill--the black has got a fever, or that----

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2. SCENE II.--_A spacious Garden, belonging to_ DON CÆSAR.

_Inis._ Pho! what signifies wearing sweets in her bosom, unless they would sweeten her manners?--'tis amazing you can be so much at your ease; one might think your lady's tongue...

14. SCENE IV.--DON CÆSAR'S.

_Min._ There, sir, please to sit down, till my lady is ready to wait on you--she won't be long----I'm sure she's out, and I may do great things before she returns. [_Aside.--Exi...

10. SCENE II.--DON CÆSAR'S.

_Min._ Why, ma'am, as I was in the balcony that overlooks Don Vasquez's garden, Donna Marcella told me, that Don Cæsar had last night been to pay her a visit previous to their m...

5. SCENE III.--_Another Apartment.

_Vin._ Presto, presto, signior! where is the Olivia?--not a moment to spare. I left off in all the fury of composition; minums and crotchets have been battling it through my hea...

4. SCENE II.--DON CÆSAR'S.

_Oliv._ [_Speaks as entering._] If my father should inquire for me, tell him I am in Donna Victoria's apartment.--Smiling, I protest! my dear gloomy cousin, where have you purch...

7. SCENE II.--_The Prado.

_Car._ All hail to the powers of burgundy! Three flasks to my own share! What sorrows can stand against three flasks of burgundy? I was a damned melancholy fellow this morning,...

12. SCENE II.--DONNA LAURA'S.

_Vict._ It is, indeed; and I will leave you to make every advantage of it. [_Crosses_, R.] If I am present, I must witness condescensions from you, that I shall not be able to b...

1. SCENE I.--_A Street in Madrid.

There he is: dost see him? just turning by St. Antony in the corner. Now, do you tell him that your mistress is not at home; and if his jealous donship should insist on searchin...

9. SCENE I.--DONNA LAURA'S.

_Laura._ Is it possible? so contemptuously to destroy the letter, in which my whole heart overflowed with tenderness! Oh, how idly I talk! he is here: his very voice pierces my...

8. SCENE III.--_An Apartment in the house of_ DON VASQUEZ, MARCELLA'S

_Cæsar._ Why, these fair girls are so stared at by the men; and the young fellows, now-a-days, have a damned impudent stare with them--'tis very abashing to a woman--very distre...

6. SCENE I.--_A long Street.

_Julio._ That may be; but if ever I trust to a veil again, may no lovely, blooming beauty ever trust me. Why dost know, I have been an hour at the feet of a creature, whose firs...

13. SCENE III.--_The Prado.

_Min._ Ah, here comes the man at last, after I have been sauntering in sight of his lodgings these two hours. Now, if my scheme takes, what a happy person I shall be! and sure,...

3. SCENE I.--_An Apartment at_ DONNA LAURA'S.

_Laura._ This rage would have been all cool insolence had I waited for your change--Scarcely would you have deigned to form a phrase of pity for me; perhaps have bid me forget a...

11. SCENE I.--DON CARLOS'S.

_Car._ [_Tearing paper, and rising._] It is in vain!--Language cannot furnish me with terms, to soften to Victoria the horrid transaction. Could she see the compunctions of my s...

16. Act V, scene II

15. Act IV, scene II