Category: Plays/Films/Dramas

The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts

_Bon._ Sir, I have now in my cellar ten tun of the best ale in Staffordshire; 'tis smooth as oil, sweet as milk, clear as amber, and strong as brandy, and will be just fourteen years old the fifth day of next March.

Chapters

7. SCENE I.

_Arch._ O madam, the fame of your ladyship's charity, goodness, benevolence, skill, and ability, have drawn me hither, to implore your ladyship's help in behalf of my unfortunat...

1. SCENE I.

_Bon._ Sir, I have now in my cellar ten tun of the best ale in Staffordshire; 'tis smooth as oil, sweet as milk, clear as amber, and strong as brandy, and will be just fourteen...

6. SCENE III.

_Arch._ 'Tis enough----You must know then, that my master is the Lord Viscount Aimwell: he fought a duel t'other day in London, wounded his man so dangerously, that he thinks fi...

3. SCENE II.

_Arch._ In the usual forms, good sir, after I have served myself.--But to our business--You are so well dressed, Tom, and make so handsome a figure, that I fancy you may do exec...

13. SCENE IV.

_Dor._ Well, well, my lord, you have conquered:--your late generous action will, I hope, plead for my easy yielding; though, I must own, your lordship had a friend in the fort b...

2. SCENE I.

_Dor._ But there's a form of law at Doctors' Commons; and I swear, sister Sullen, rather than see you thus continually discontented, I would advise you to apply to that: for bes...

5. SCENE II.

_Aim._ Aimwell! call me Oroondates, Cesario, Amadis, all that romance can in a lover paint, and then I'll answer. O, Archer, I read her thousands in her looks! she looked like C...

8. SCENE II.

_Arch._ Ay, now is the time to prevent all this--Strike while the iron is hot--The priest is the luckiest part of our adventure; he shall marry you, and pimp for me. But here co...

11. ACT V SCENE III

_Arch._ Indeed I did, madam, but I would have taken nothing but what you might very well have spared; but your crying, Thieves, has waked this dreaming fool, and so he takes the...

9. SCENE I.

_Sul._ Ay, sir,--and unless you have pity upon me, and smoke one pipe with me, I must e'en go home to my wife, and I had rather go to the devil by half.

4. SCENE I.

_Mrs. Sul._ Pshaw! now you spoil all; why should not we be as free in our friendships as the men? I warrant you, the gentleman has got to his confidant already, has avowed his p...

12. SCENE III.

_Arch._ Right, right, the rogue's destiny, a rope to hang himself----Come, my lord,----this is but a scandalous sort of an office, [_Binding the_ ROGUES _together_.] if our adve...

10. SCENE II.

_Mrs. Sul._ Here? what, in my bedchamber, at two o'clock i'th' morning, I undressed, the family asleep, my hated husband abroad, and my lovely fellow at my feet!----O, gad, sister!

14. Act 2: end of Scene 1, Mrs. Sullen's penultimate speech: