Category: Short Stories

Olla Podrida

Reader, did you ever feel in that peculiarly distressing state of mind in which one oppressing idea displaces or colours every other, absorbing, intermingling with, empoisoning, and, like the filth of the harpy, turning every thing into disgust--when a certain incubus rides up...

Chapters

56. Chapter 56

Those who have visited our West India possessions must have often been amused with the humour and cunning which occasionally appear in a negro more endowed than the generality o...

42. Chapter 42

Jack Littlebrain was, physically considered, as fine grown, and moreover as handsome a boy as ever was seen, but it must be acknowledged that he was not very clever. Nature is,...

48. Chapter 48

It was a flue autumnal evening; I had been walking with a friend until dusk on the Piazza Grande, or principal square in the town of Lucca. We had been conversing of England, ou...

49. Chapter 49

I have often thought, when you consider the difference of comfort between houses built from sixty to a hundred years back, in comparison with the modern edifices, that the cry o...

29. Chapter 29

June, Steam-boat Princess Victoria. It certainly appears that the motion of a steam-vessel produces more nausea than that of a sailing-vessel; and people appear to suffer in som...

53. Chapter 53

_Ansard_. (alone.) Well, I thought it hard enough to write a novel at the dictate of the bibliopolist; but to be condemned to sit down and write my travels--travels that have ne...

26. Chapter 26

It was not until many months after the war had been carried on, that Sir Archibald Campbell found himself in a position to penetrate into the heart of the Burmah territory, and...

55. Chapter 55

There was a grand procession through the streets of the two towns of Perth and Dundee. The holy abbots, in their robes, walked under gilded canopies, the monks chanted, the cens...

35. Chapter 35

Strasbourg is full of the pomp and circumstance of war. Being one of the keys of France, it has a garrison of ten thousand men, and the drums and bands play from morning to even...

30. Chapter 30

Brussels. Authors, like doctors, are very apt to disagree. Reading, the other day, a very amusing publication, called the "Diary of a Desennuyee," some passages in it induced me...

14. Chapter 14

Liege. I have been reading the "Salmonia" of Sir Humphry Davy: what a pity it is that he did not write more! there are so many curious points started in it. I like that descript...

32. Chapter 32

En route, August, 1837. There is a great art in packing property, and in it our profession are fortunately adepts. A midshipman, for instance, contrives to put every thing at th...

54. Chapter 54

I must find a regular _graver_ to write this chapter of horrors. No goose quill could afford me any assistance. Now then. Let me see--(_Reads, and during his reading_ BARNSTAPLE...

52. Chapter 52

MR ARTHUR ANSARD'S _Chambers as before_. MR ANSARD. _with his eyes fixed upon the wig block, gnawing the feather end of his pen. The table, covered with sundry sheets of foolsca...

51. Chapter 51

Yes, there you stand, "partner of my toils, my feelings, and my fame." We do not _suit_, for we never gained a _suit_ together. Well, what with reporting for the bar, writing fo...

24. Chapter 24

Spa. Yes, now Spa is agreeable: we have no _redoubte_ open with fools losing their money, no English _passants_ looking after amusement, no valetudinarians drinking the _poupon_...

34. Chapter 34

There certainly is an impulse implanted in our natures to love something; our affections were never intended to lie in abeyance, and if they cannot be placed upon the other sex...

25. Chapter 25

February, 1836. The Burmahs are decidedly a brave nation: the government being despotic, their rulers are cruel, but the people are not. I state this, as cowardice and cruelty u...

27. Chapter 27

May, 1836. Although on friendly terms with the chief of Naputah, he was a person of such weight in that part of the country, that it was advisable, if possible, to identify him...

18. Chapter 18

Spa, June 10. Here we are, and for a time at rest. Rest! no, the wheels of the carriage may rest, even the body for a time may rest, but the mind will not. We carry our restless...

3. Chapter 3

Paddle, paddle--splash, splash--bump, thump, bump. What a leveller is sea-sickness--almost as great a radical as death. All grades, all respect, all consideration are lost. The...

8. Chapter 8

Brussels. I have lost all my memoranda! I cannot find them any where. Well-- children are a great blessing when they are kept in the nursery--but they certainly do interfere a l...

33. Chapter 33

To continue.--Should travellers think it advisable to proceed upon the Rhine, so far as Mayence, let them be careful how they venture to proceed farther. I did so, out of curios...

5. Chapter 5

The Queen of Belgium "a fait un enfant." On the Continent it is always the wife who is considered as the faiseuse; the husband is supposed, and very often with justice to have h...

50. Chapter 50

Cut your coat according to your cloth, is an old maxim and a wise one; and if people will only square their ideas according to their circumstances, how much happier might we all...

39. Chapter 39

Lausanne. I recollect some one saying, that in walking out you should never look up in the air, but always on the ground, as, by the former practice, you were certain never to f...

19. Chapter 19

Spa, July 15. What a curious history might be afforded by Spa and its gaming tables! When Spa was in its glory, when crowned heads met and dukes were forced to remain in their c...

47. Chapter 47

Oh dear!--this is a very long morning. I feel such suspense--such anxiety; and poor Sergeant-major O'Callaghan is quite in a perspiration! He is drinking and smoking down in the...

36. Chapter 36

Geneva. Twenty years have made a wonderful alteration in the good sober puritanical city of Geneva. The improvement from the new buildings which have been erected is so great, t...

23. Chapter 23

I have been reading Jesse's "Gleanings." Is he quite correct? I have my doubts. In one point I certainly do not agree with him, in his favourite opinion of cats. I do, however,...

13. Chapter 13

En route, May 26. Passed Waterloo--was informed that two days before the Marquis of Anglesey had arrived there, and stayed a short time to visit the cemetery of his leg; a regul...

7. Chapter 7

Antwerp. Every one has heard of the cathedral at Antwerp and the fine pictures by Rubens--every one has heard of the siege of Antwerp and General Chasse, and how the French marc...

9. Chapter 9

Brussels. There are few people in Brussels, indeed in Belgium, who do not complain of the revolution; all that goes wrong is at once ascribed to this cause--indeed I was rather...

6. Chapter 6

Brussels, May 5. His Belgian Majesty, the Belgian ministers, Belgian ambassadors, Belgian authorities, and all the Belgian nobility and gentry, all the English who reside in Bru...

11. Chapter 11

May 23. With all the faults of the Roman church, it certainly appears to me that its professors extend towards those who are in the bosom of their own church a greater share tha...

40. Chapter 40

Lausanne. What a continual strife there is between literary men! I can only compare the world of authors to so many rats drowning in a tub, forcing each other down to raise them...

15. Chapter 15

Liege, May 30th. What strange meetings take place sometimes! I recollect once, when I was sitting at a _table d'hote_, at Zurich, being accosted by a lady next to me, and being...

38. Chapter 38

In this world we are so jealous of any discovery being made, that innovation is immediately stigmatised as quackery. I say innovation, for improvement is not the term. The attem...

44. Chapter 44

Scene.--_A sick room_.--Mr CADAVEROUS _in an easy chair asleep, supported by cushions, wrapped up in his dressing-gown, a night-cap on his head.--A small table with phials, gall...

10. Chapter 10

Brussels, May 22. Among the _lions_ of Brussels, a dog was pointed out to me, as he lay on the pavement in front of the House of Assembly. It was a miserable looking cur; but he...

17. Chapter 17

June 3. Went to Harquet's manufactory of arms, and was much amused. They export all over the world, and the varieties they make up for the different markets are astonishing. The...

1. Chapter 1

Reader, did you ever feel in that peculiarly distressing state of mind in which one oppressing idea displaces or colours every other, absorbing, intermingling with, empoisoning,...

37. Chapter 37

The Hotel des Bergues is certainly a splendid establishment; many people winter at this hotel in preference to going to a pension, which is, with the best arrangements, disagree...

41. Chapter 41

Lausanne. After all, there is more sympathy in this world than we would suppose, and it is something to find that, in the turmoil and angry war of opinion and interest, nations...

28. Chapter 28

To one who has visited foreign climes, how very substantial everything appears in England, from the child's plaything to the Duke of York's column! To use a joiners phrase, ever...

12. Chapter 12

May 25. "A man cannot die more than once," is an old apothegm, and it would appear bold to dispute it; but still there are lives within lives, such as political lives, literary...

31. Chapter 31

I am grave to-day; it is the birth-day of one of my children--a day so joyful in youth, in more advanced life so teeming with thought and serious reflections. How happy the chil...

46. Chapter 46

SEEDY. I believe now, sir, that every thing is arranged in your will according to your instructions. Shall I read it over again; for although signed and witnessed, you may make...

22. Chapter 22

Spa, June 30. Yesterday I fell in with two old friends, who, from a mere "truant disposition," joined perhaps with a little good will towards me, came over to Spa. As soon as th...

2. Chapter 2

Well, as I said in my last chapter, I planned--and planned--but I might as well conjugate it, as many others assisted--it was I planned, thou plannedst, he planned, we planned,...

16. Chapter 16

Liege, June 2. The academy or college established at Liege in 1817 is very creditable to the Liegeois. Much has been done in fifteen years: the philosophical apparatus, collecti...

20. Chapter 20

Ostend. From Spa to Liege, from Liege to Brussels, from Brussels to Ostend, how detestable it is to go over the same ground again and again! only to be imposed upon and cheated...

4. Chapter 4

I was confoundedly taken in by a rascal of a commissionnaire, and aware how the feelings of travellers are affected by the weather or the treatment they receive at any place the...

21. Chapter 21

London, November. We have the signs of the times here. I peep through the fog and see quite enough to satisfy me that the prosperity is but partial. Money in plenty, but lying i...

45. Chapter 45

CLEM. I have just received a letter from my dear Edward: he knows of my uncle's danger, and is anxious to see me. I expect him immediately. I hope he will not be seen by Mrs Jel...

43. Chapter 43