Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff
CHAPTER XIX
IN EGYPT IN WAR-TIME
My trip to the land of the Pharaohs--Giants and dwarfs on a P. & O. liner--We are ordered into Plymouth--Submarines--An exciting experience--Destroyers to the rescue--The dwarfs and the lifebelts--Sports at sea--My contortionist is taken ill--Anxious days--Kindness of the Maharajah of Jodhpur-- Arrival at Port Said--Cairo--I engage another contortionist --Pelted with money--Pigs at Port Said--Captured Turkish pontoons at Cairo--Turkish prisoners playing tennis--Interned enemy ships at Alexandria--Wounded soldiers--At the Pyramids --Ammunition from India--On the way home--Across France in war-time--The Channel passage--Elaborate precautions-- Submarine nets--Paris in war-time--Madrid in war-time 280
ILLUSTRATIONS
CARLTON--OFF _Frontispiece_
TO FACE PAGE
CARLTON--ON 20
CARLTON AND ONE OF HIS SATELLITES AT THE THEATRICAL GARDEN PARTY, LONDON, 1919 50
CARLTON MESMERISING BOBBY DUNLOP 74
BOBBY DUNLOP, CARLTON’S AMERICAN “FAT MAN,” WHO DROPPED DEAD IN BERLIN 78
CARLTON AND HIS TRAINER, DAI DOLLINGS, THE FAMOUS WELSH ATHLETE, STRIPPED READY FOR HIS FIGHT WITH APOLLO 114
CARLTON AND JIMMY WILDE AT THE NATIONAL SPORTING CLUB 116
OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPH OF A RECORD CATCH OF YELLOW FIN TUNA CAUGHT BY CARLTON AND ANOTHER FISHERMAN JOINTLY AT SANTA CATALINA 130
THE “BEAUTIFUL SWELLS” SPOOF SUPPER--A PAGE OF CARICATURES BY TOM WEBSTER 152
ARRIVAL IN JOHANNESBURG OF CARLTON, HIS GIANT, AND HIS DWARF 174
CARLTON AS A “HUMAN TELESCOPE” 192
PORTION OF FRONT PAGE OF THE “OAKLAND TRIBUNE” WITH REPORT OF CARLTON’S TREASURE HUNT IN THAT CITY 206
CROWD IN BRADFORD WATCHING CARLTON’S SEARCH FOR THE HIDDEN “TELEGRAPH” BADGE 222
CROWD AT OAKLAND (CALIFORNIA) WATCHING CARLTON’S SEARCH FOR HIDDEN TREASURE 222
CARLTON AND BILLY GRANT, THE OPEN CHAMPION PIGEON SHOT OF SCOTLAND 272
TWENTY YEARS OF SPOOF & BLUFF