Category: Humour

The Silver Domino; Or, Side Whispers, Social and Literary

"The 'Silver Domino' can handle words and phrases in a manner which either proves an extraordinary original gift or a good deal of practice.... The parody of Miss Olive Schreiner is one of the best and severest parodies we have seen for years.... The book is one to read and la...

Chapters

8. Part 8

As for the Fairy, it is not too much to say that she is one of the prettiest things alive. She does not seem to stand at all in awe of her Elephant lord. She has her own little...

11. Part 11

Well, well! And what of Browning? Why, Browning is dead. Moreover, he is buried in damp, dirty, evil-smelling Westminster Abbey. What more would you have for him? Fame? Let be,...

10. Part 10

There are many publishers, of course, who are not pious, and these are generally among the most honest of their class. They do not pretend to be anything but tradesmen, with an...

13. Part 13

I come now to another point in our careers as critics, and not such a very pleasant point either. We are the victims of toadyism. The little men of the Press, the dwarfs of jour...

12. Part 12

So they do. The remarkable part of this is that twelve-bores _do_ kick--it is a positive fact--a fact that every one has been dying to have made public, and "rather curiously" i...

1. Part 1

"The 'Silver Domino' can handle words and phrases in a manner which either proves an extraordinary original gift or a good deal of practice.... The parody of Miss Olive Schreine...

3. Part 3

I think if everybody would only be as frank as I am, they would confess we haven't such a thing as a Little Moral left, except in the copy-books. Big Morals are everywhere, writ...

9. Part 9

Standing still too long is rather monotonous work. How Socrates could have managed to remain a whole night on his feet in meditation is one of those strange historical circumsta...

7. Part 7

Somewhere, once upon a time, I called George Meredith an Eccentricity. I meant him no harm by this phrase or term--I mean none now, when I repeat it. He _is_ an Eccentricity--of...

2. Part 2

This was the fact. The calm, unromantic statements of the police, as chronicled in that carefully-collected book of damnatory evidence, bore black witness against clerical virtu...

5. Part 5

And "shame on you all!" is the cry that leaps to the lips of every true Briton who thinks of the former historical glories of his country, and at the same time observes the lame...

6. Part 6

Some of us younger and irreverent folk oft take to speculating why, in the name of bodies politic, thy days, O Venerable, are so long in the land which the Lord thy God giveth t...

14. Part 14

"Most men serve out their time to every trade Save book-reviewers--these are ready-made. Crib jokes from Yankee journals, got by rote, With just enough of memory to misquote; Ig...

4. Part 4

And thus by preamble and general tedium I have come leisurely round to the point I wished to arrive at, which is the narration of a singular dream I once had; a vision which fel...

15. Part 15

The hour grows late, dear friends, and I am getting bored. So are you, no doubt. But though, as I said in the beginning, I take delight in boring you because I think the majorit...