The Old Debauchees. A Comedy

SCENE V.

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Martin, Isabel.

_Mart._ I shall bring this Haughtiness to a Penance, you may not like. Well, my dear Daughter, I hope your Account is not long. You have not many Articles since our last Reckoning.

_Isa._ I wish you do not think it so, Father. First, telling nine Lyes at the Opera the other Night to Mr. _Laroon_; yesterday talk'd during the whole Mass to a young Cavalier, [_he groans._] Nay, if you groan already, I shall make you groan more before I have done; last Night cheated at Cards, scandalized three of my Acquaintance, went to Bed without saying my Prayers, and dreamt of Mr. _Laroon_.

_Mart._ Oh!--Tell me the Particulars of that Dream.

_Isa._ Nay, Father, that I must be excus'd.

_Mart._ Modesty at Confession is as unseasonable as in Bed, and your Mind should appear as naked to your Confessor, as your Person to your Husband.

_Isa._ I thought he embraced me with the utmost Tenderness.

_Mart._ But were you pleased therewith?

_Isa._ You know, Father, a Lye now would be the greatest of Sins. I was not displeased I assure you. But I have often heard you say, there is no Sin in Love.

_Mart._ No, in Love it self there is not: Love is not _Malum in se_. Nor in the Excess is there sometimes any: but then it must be rightly placed, must be directed to a proper Object. The Love a Daughter bears her Confessor is no doubt not only innocent, but extremely laudable.

_Isa._ Yes, but that--that is another sort of Love, you know.

_Mart._ You are deceived, there is but one sort of Love which is justifiable, or, indeed, desirable.

_Isa._ I hope my Love for _Laroon_ is that.

_Mart._ That I know not, I wish it may; however, I have some Dispute as yet remaining with me concerning it; 'till that be satisfied, it will be improper for you to proceed any farther in the Affair. All the Penance, therefore, I shall enjoin you on this Confession, is to defer your Marriage one Week; by which time I shall have resolved within my self whether you shall marry him at all.

_Isa._ Not marry him at all? Sure, Father, you are not in earnest.

_Mart._ I never jest on these Occasions.

_Isa._ What Reason can you have?

_Mart._ My Reasons may not be so ripe for your Ears at present. But, perhaps, better things are designed for you.

_Isa._ A Fidlestick! I tell you, Father, better things cannot be designed for me. I suppose, you have found out some old Fellow with twenty Livres a Year more in his Power; but I can assure you, if I marry not _Laroon_, I'll not marry any.

_Mart._ Perhaps you are not designed to marry any. Let me feel your Pulse----Extremely feverish.

_Isa._ You are enough to put any one in a Fever. I was to have been married to-morrow to a pretty Fellow, and now I must defer my Marriage, 'till you have consider'd whether I shall marry at all or no.

_Mart._ Have you any more Sins to confess!

_Isa._ Sins!--You have put all my Sins out of my Head, I think.

_Mart._ Benedicite--[_crossing himself._] Daughter, you shall see me soon again, for great things are in Agitation; At present, I leave you to your Prayers.