Category: Humour
“_Will you be mine, Felicia?_” “_For how long, Albert?_” “_For fifteen years, dearest._” “_No, but I will for ten years._” “_Can’t you make it twelve?_” “_No; ten is the limit._” “_All right. Here’s the ring. Take good care of it for I may need it again._”
“_Whose little boy are you?_” “_I’m Uncle Sam’s little boy._” “_Where are your parents, my lad?_” “_Papa’s doing ten years with the late Mrs. Bishop and mamma, I understand, is...
3. CHAPTER III“_Well, Albert, your ten years are up to-day. Do you want an extension of the contract?_” “_No, thanks, dearest. I’m booked for the next ten years with Fanny Bishop. Her contrac...
2. CHAPTER II“_Do you promise to take this woman for better or for worse for ten years?_” “_Yes, subject, of course, to renewal of contract._” “_Do you promise to love, honor and obey?_” “_Y...
1. CHAPTER I“_Will you be mine, Felicia?_” “_For how long, Albert?_” “_For fifteen years, dearest._” “_No, but I will for ten years._” “_Can’t you make it twelve?_” “_No; ten is the limit._...