Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, April 29, 1914

Chapter 3

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_A whitebait stud farm at Greenwich._ Polly _is discovered outside one of the stables. Enter_ Alfred.

_Polly._ Can't think what's the matter with Randolph this morning. That's 'is fifth slice of lemon, and 'e's as fierce and 'ungry as ever.

_Alfred_ (_gaily_). Never mind the whitebait now, sweet'eart, when we're going to be spliced this afternoon. 'Ullo, 'ere 's Bill.

_Enter_ Bill.

_Bill._ Wot cher, Alf! The guv'nor wants yer. (_Exit_ Alfred _hastily._) And now, Polly, my girl, wot's all this about marrying Alf when you're engaged to me?

_Polly._ Oh, Bill, I'm sorry. Do let me off. I love Alfred.

_Bill._ I'll let yer off all right.

[_He goes towards_ Randolph's _stable._

_Polly_ (_shrieking_). Bill! Wotcher doing?

_Bill_ (_opening the stable door_). Just giving Randolph a bit of a run like. 'E wants exercise.

[Randolph, _the fiercest of the whitebait, dashes out and springs at_ Polly's _throat._

_Polly._ Help! Help!

_Bill._ P'raps Alfred will 'elp you--when 'e comes back. I'll tell 'im.

[_Exit leisurely._