Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, April 29, 1914

_Actor-manager._ Yes, I like your play immensely. I don't suppose any actor-manager has ever played so many parts before in one evening. But couldn't you get another scene into it?

_Gulielmo_ (_scornfully_). Counted wrong! And me the best macaroni sorter in Italy! Now. let's get the "E's" together. (_After a pause_) Two million, four hundred and five thous...