Plays by August Strindberg, First Series
SCENE VIII
ALL _return_.
JUDGE. In the case of Alma Jonsson against the farmer Alexandersson, Alexandersson is sentenced to pay a fine of one hundred crowns for slander.
ALEXANDERSSON. But I saw her stealing with my own eyes!--That's what one gets for being kind!
LAWYER. [_To_ ALMA JONSSON] What did I tell you! If you only deny, everything is all right. Alexandersson acted like a fool and denied nothing. If I had been his counsel, and he had denied the charge, I should have challenged your witnesses, and there you would have been!--Now we'll go out and settle up this business.
[_Goes out with_ ALMA JONSSON _and the witnesses_.
ALEXANDERSSON. [_To the_ Sheriff] And perhaps I have now got to give Alma her papers and write down that she has been honest and faithful?
SHERIFF. That's none of my concern!
ALEXANDERSSON. [_To the_ Constable] And for a thing like this I am to lose house and land! Who'd believe it, that justice means honour for the thief and a flogging for him that's robbed! Damn it!--Come and have a cup of coffee with a stick in it afterward, Ă–man.
CONSTABLE. I'll come, but don't make a row.
ALEXANDERSSON. Yes, I'll be damned if I don't, even if it should cost me three months!
CONSTABLE. Now please don't make a row--don't make a row!