Category: Humour

John Bull's Womankind (Les Filles de John Bull)

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Chapters

5. Part 5

All writers of books upon England mention the fact that, in the lower classes, a man gets rid of a lawful wife for the sum of a few shillings, and the critics never fail to cry...

3. Part 3

The bride is led to the altar by her father. When the clergyman says: "Who giveth this woman to be married to this man?" the father advances, and replies: "I do." The dear man a...

11. Part 11

The Vicar, with his head buried in his hands, was absorbed in the deepest reflections, when the door of the library was opened suddenly, and Mrs. Goodman entered hurriedly, a bo...

8. Part 8

When the servant is ill, she is promptly despatched to the hospital; when the mistress is ill, a sister, a friend, or a nurse is called in, so that between drawing-room and kitc...

2. Part 2

I never much admired our manner of making love declarations in France. We go down on our knees, in our nineteenth-century costume, at the feet of a woman whom we allow from her...

9. Part 9

_Lady B._--"Yes, true. I was forgetting; do lend me a needleful of your pink silk.... Oh! that is soon told: it was neither an event nor an adventure. As I told you, I was seate...

10. Part 10

"Over and over again, we have had it in evidence that the secret drinking of the home has been traceable, not to habits picked up in the public-house, but rather to the means of...

7. Part 7

But in insulting the Queen, who can do nothing wrong, and is thus placed in a position of safety, removed from all party jealousies, you are insulting England, and on this point...

6. Part 6

Here is a great social problem that I should not care to undertake to solve. However, from the few observations that I have made, it seems to me that many English farmers have n...

4. Part 4

The most striking feature of the English language is euphemism: it is its very genius. So, "to be taken in adultery" is in English law phraseology, "to be surprised in criminal...

12. Part 12

_Susie._--"Yesterday morning, at twenty past eight. Everything seems so strange to me ... this calm ... but what I can't get over is to see the negroes, the Chinese, the savages...

13. Part 13

The failure of the Egyptian campaign has greatly diminished the popularity of the Liberal party, and it is more than probable that, if it obtain the victory in the next election...

1. Part 1

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15. Part 15

=Peter Möller= is the Inventor of the Process used, and Manufacturer of =Cod Liver Oil= _only_. His attention is given solely to the preparation of this invaluable medicinal foo...

14. Part 14

The Author's Paper Pad (Issued by the Proprietors of The Leadenhall Press.) Contains, in block form, fifty sheets of paper, fibrous and difficult to tear as a piece of linen, ov...

16. Part 16

FROM ENGLAND TO SYDNEY, on board the _Samuel Plimsoll_.--"Dear Sir,--I have just received a letter from my daughter, who sailed for Sydney last April as assistant matron of the...