Category: Humour

Hashimura Togo, Domestic Scientist

The nature of the book requires many oddities of word, spelling, and punctuation. This makes it impossible to unequivocally identify possible errors therefore no corrections or changes have been made.

Chapters

4. Part 4

But when Fryday night arrive up my vacation become considerably more entangled. From out from depot emerge Hon. Mr. Liddbeater with tired business expression while reading Wall...

5. Part 5

“Togo!” holla blond voice from telephone, “as it is now 1:45 in P. M. and my guest has already went elsewheres in search for food, I can see no sensible ratio in your horseless...

3. Part 3

Night of Wedsday approach up. When dinner-eat was accomplished and dish-wash ceremony done up, my Cousin Nogi arrive to kitchen for make conversation from Japanese politics whil...

2. Part 2

Silence was interrupted by noise. What was? I heard many footprints walking into house—and while it was too soon to hide, 2 realestaters, 6 police, Mrs. Sulkz, Mr. Sulkz, child...

6. Part 6

I go to kitchen for bring in delicious mulligantawny soup what I bought. While I were pouring this hot beveridge in plates, I notice slight smell of burn. It was Hon. Turkey in...

7. Part 7

Mr. Editor, numberous reformers is making weep-voice because ladies is coming out in worse & worse. Yet I are less alarmed. Styles is like other forms of advertisement—they are...

1. Part 1

The nature of the book requires many oddities of word, spelling, and punctuation. This makes it impossible to unequivocally identify possible errors therefore no corrections or...

8. Part 8

I drop all them presents I bought inside one laundry-bag, place myself into those garments of clothes, then with detective toes I descend up through attric to where chimbley-pip...