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The Casino orchestra was squeaking, the couples reeking; airs were lively like those of the girls. One temptress asked me to give her a good time—and my watch; another charmer w...
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3. Part 3That someone had stolen the woman you loved And her love was a devil’s lie And your guts were gone and the best for you Was to crawl away and die.
4. Part 4I said: Good man, can you help me, I’m a millionaire dead broke; But the poor old man was deaf and dumb, I could tell by the way he spoke.