Category: Poetry
"'Tis really very, _very_ queer!" Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.' This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month. I can _not_ wear White kids at such a pace."
"'Tis really very, _very_ queer!" Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.' This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do...
2. Part 2The King wuz as deloighted, An' as grateful as could be, An' he got devorced from all his woives, An' giv _the lot_ to me; But a steamer, passin' handy, Wuz more plazin' to "you...
3. Part 3Permit me, and I will quite briefly relate The sad story of Algernon Croker. Take warning, good friends, and beware of the fate Of this asinine practical joker, Who early in lif...
4. Part 4At last, at Margate by the Sea, The "Royal Sovereign" came to port. Phipps hurried off and soon secured A lodging very near The Fort (He'd understood Miss Green to say That she...
5. Part 5"But exercise IT, and you quickly will find From your pathway all troubles are banished!" She waved a small wand, With a look sad yet fond, Then, into the far and the distant "b...
6. Part 6And, should a missionary call To-day, he'd find them gentle, With no perverted tastes at all, And manners ornamental; He'd be received, I'm bound to say, In courteous and proper...
7. Part 7And oh! it grieved him sore to see The lack,—these times,—of chivalry. He'd now and then confide to me His views upon the matter. "Good, never _now_ is done by stealth!" He'd sa...