# Absurd Ditties

Author: Farrow, G. E. (George Edward), 1862-1919; Hassall, John, 1868-1948 [Illustrator]

Genre: Category: Poetry

Language: English

License: Public domain

Source: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/53190

Amazon editions: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Absurd+Ditties+Farrow&tag=cyberlibrar00-20

## Summary

"'Tis really very, _very_ queer!" Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.' This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month. I can _not_ wear White kids at such a pace."

## Chapters

- [Part 2](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/absurd-ditties-53190/chapters/2/index.md)
- [Part 3](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/absurd-ditties-53190/chapters/3/index.md)
- [Part 5](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/absurd-ditties-53190/chapters/5/index.md)
- [Part 6](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/absurd-ditties-53190/chapters/6/index.md)
- [Part 1](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/absurd-ditties-53190/chapters/1/index.md)
- [Part 4](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/absurd-ditties-53190/chapters/4/index.md)
- [Part 7](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/absurd-ditties-53190/chapters/7/index.md)