Woman and Her Wits: Epigrams on Woman, Love, and Beauty
Part 6
If you wish a coquette to regard you, cease to regard her.
_Anonymous._
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Women of forty always fancy they have found the Fountain of Youth, and that they remain young in the midst of the ruins of their day.
_Houssaye._
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The perfect loveliness of a woman’s countenance can only consist in that majestic peace which is founded in the memory of happy and useful years, full of sweet records.
_Ruskin._
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Trust your dog to the end; a woman—till the first opportunity.
_Proverb._
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In mythology no god falls in love with Minerva. A mannish woman only attracts a feminine man.
_Sheldon._
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Women have the same desires as men, but do not have the same right to express them.
_Rousseau._
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Youth feeds on its own flowery pastures; in pleasures it builds up a life that knows no trouble till the name of virgin is lost in that of wife.
_Sophocles._
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The world is so unjust that a female heart which has once been touched is thought for ever blemished.
_Steele._
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Nature and custom would, no doubt, agree in conceding to all males the right of at least two distinct looks at every comely female countenance.
_Holmes._
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We love handsome women from inclination, homely women from interest, and virtuous women from reason.
_Houssaye._
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There is something still more to be studied than a Jesuit, and that is a Jesuitess.
_Eugene Sue._
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Uneducated men may escape intellectual degradation; uneducated women cannot.
_Sydney Smith._
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A woman and her servant, acting in accord, would outwit a dozen devils.
_Proverb._
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Cast in so slight and exquisite a mould, so mild and gentle, so pure and beautiful, that earth seemed not her element, nor its rough creatures her fit companions.
_Dickens._
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The wife is a constellation of virtues; she’s the moon, and thou art the man in the moon.
_Congreve._
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Scylla must have broken off many excellent matches in her time, if she insisted upon all that loved her loving her dogs also.
_Lamb._
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A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
_Shakespeare._
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Trust a poor woman to dress her children in finery.
_Mitchell._
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A woman is turned into a love-magnet by a tingling current of life running around her.
_Holmes._
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Women and maidens must be praised, whether truly or falsely.
_German Proverb._
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The supreme beauty of Greek art is rather male than female.
_Winckelmann._
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The man is the head of the woman, but she rules him by her temper.
_Russian Proverb._
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Women are in general more addicted to the petty forms of vanity, jealousy, spitefulness, and ambition, and they are also inferior to men in active courage.
_Lecky._
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Certain importunities always please women, even when the importuner does not please.
_Anonymous._
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It is difficult for a woman ever to try to be anything good when she is not believed in,—when it is always supposed that she must be contemptible.
_George Eliot._
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Woman’s beauty, the forest’s echo, and rainbows soon pass away.
_German Proverb._
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The starry crown of woman is in the power of her affection and sentiment and the infinite enlargements to which they lead.
_Emerson._
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However much woman may need deliverance from some outward trials and disabilities, her grand want is a freer, deeper, richer, holier inward life.
_Alger._
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He that hath a fair wife never wants trouble.
_Proverb._
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The man who awakes the wondering, trembling passion of a young girl always thinks her affectionate.
_George Eliot._
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A woman, unlike Narcissus, seeks not her own image and a second I; she much prefers a not I.
_Richter._
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Woman is seldom merciful to the man who is timid.
_Lytton._
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A wife! A mother! Two magical words, comprising the sweetest source of man’s felicity. Theirs is the reign of beauty, of love, of reason,—always a reign.
_Aimi Martin._
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Woman is the dwelling-place of religion, and communicates it to the young.
_Channing._
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The first and chief thing that should be looked for in a woman is fear.
_Tolstoi._
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A woman fascinates a man quite as often by what she overlooks as by what she sees.
_Holmes._
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Women have no fear of marriage, because they are so occupied in imagining the happiness it may bring them that they never think of the possible misery it includes.
_Anonymous._
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Devotion is the last love of women.
_Saint-Evremond._
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A woman with whom one discusses love is always in expectation of something.
_Poincelot._
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The beauty of some women has days and seasons, and depends upon accidents which diminish or increase it.
_Cervantes._
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We meet in society many attractive women whom we would fear to make our wives.
_D’Harleville._
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The woman who plays with the love of a loyal man is a curse; she may close his heart for ever against all confidence in her sex.
_Anonymous._
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It is the male that gives charm to womankind, that produces an air in their faces, a grace in their motions, a softness in their voices, and a delicacy in their complexions.
_Addison._
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In life, woman must wait until she is asked to love, as in a salon she waits for an invitation to dance.
_Karr._
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A sharp eye can almost always see the train leading from a young girl’s eye or lip to the “I love you” in her heart.
_Holmes._
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Women, wind, and fortune soon change.
_Spanish Proverb._
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A woman without a laugh in her ... is the greatest bore in nature.
_Thackeray._
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To women, mildness is the best means to be right.
_Mme. de Fontaines._
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Women bestow on friendship only what they borrow from love.
_Chamfort._
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The best shelter for a girl is her mother’s wing.
_Anonymous._
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Whoever, allured by riches or high rank, marries a vicious woman is a fool.
_Euripides._
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For a woman to be at once a coquette and a bigot is more than the meekest of husbands can bear.
_La Bruyère._
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A wretched woman is more unfortunate than a wretched man.
_Victor Hugo._
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A good woman is a hidden treasure; who discovers her will do well not to boast about it.
_La Rochefoucauld._
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Women are twice as religious as men; all the world knows that.
_Holmes._
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The most dreadful thing against women is the character of the men who praise them.
_Anonymous._
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A woman is naturally as much more capricious than a man as she is more susceptible. A slighter shock suffices to jostle her delicate emotions out of delight into disgust.
_Alger._
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Love thy wife as thy soul; shake her as a plum-tree.
_Russian Proverb._
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Love is of all the passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart, and the senses.
_Voltaire._
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Time is the sovereign physician of all passions.
_Montaigne._
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Obstacles usually stimulate passion, but sometimes they kill it.
_Sand._
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Folly was condemned to serve as a guide to Love whom she had blinded.
_La Fontaine._
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The future of society is in the hands of the mothers. If the world was lost through woman, she alone can save it.
_De Beaufort._
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The breaking of a heart leaves no traces.
_Sand._
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From the moment it is touched, the heart cannot dry up.
_Bourdaloue._
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’Tis the greatest misfortune in nature for a woman to want a confidant.
_Farquhar._
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How many women would laugh at the funerals of their husbands if it were not the custom to weep.
_Anonymous._
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Venus with ease engenders wiles in knowing dames; but a woman of simple capacity, by reason of her small understanding, is removed from folly.
_Euripides._
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Modesty in women has great advantages; it enhances beauty, and serves as a veil to uncomeliness.
_Fontenelle._
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Of all wild beasts, on earth or in the sea, the greatest is a woman.
_Anonymous._
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One must tell women only what one wants to be known.
_Beaumarchais._
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Speak to women in a style and manner proper to approach them, they never fail to improve by your counsels.
_Steele._
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A woman without religion is even worse, a flame without heat, a rainbow without colour, a flower without perfume.
_Mitchell._
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A woman once fallen will shrink from no impropriety.
_Tacitus._
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I don’t want a woman to weigh me in a balance; there are men enough for that sort of work.
_Holmes._
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Women soften our character, and yet make us heroic. The same traits of character produce these different effects.
_Channing._
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Women, like empresses, condemn to imprisonment and hard labour nine-tenths of mankind.
_Tolstoi._
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There is one dangerous science for women, one which let them indeed beware how they profanely touch; that of theology.
_Ruskin._
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A woman’s fame is the tomb of her happiness.
_Proverb._
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There will be so many more women in heaven than men that any marriage, except of the Mormon kind, would be impossible.
_Sheldon._
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COQUETTE—a female general who builds her fame on her advances.
_Field._
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When, like spoiled children, women cry for the moon, it is because they have heard that the moon contains a man.
_Browne._
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Women famed for their valour, their skill in politics, or their learning, leave the duties of their own sex in order to invade the privileges of ours.
_Goldsmith._
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Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone; man only knows man’s insensibility to a new gown.
_Jane Austen._
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Women in this degenerate age are rare, to whom aught else but sordid gain is dear.
_Ariosto._
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Woman, divorced from home, wanders unfriended like a waif upon the waves.
_Goethe._
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Women are right to crave beauty at any price, since beauty is the only merit that men do not contest with them.
_Dupuy._
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Your true flirt plays with sparkles; her heart, much as there is of it, spends itself in sparkles; she measures it to sparkle, and habit grows into nature.
_Mitchell._
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The prejudices of men emanate from the mind, and may be overcome; the prejudices of women emanate from the heart, and are impregnable.
_Boyer d’Argens._
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Women are the poetry of the world in the same sense as the stars are the poetry of heaven.
_Hargrave._
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The pleasure of talking is the inextinguishable passion of women, coeval with the act of breathing.
_Lesage._
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Women of the world never use harsh expressions when condemning their rivals.
_Anonymous._
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Women are, for the most part, good or bad, as they fall amongst those who practise virtue or vice.
_Johnson._
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Women exceed the generality of men in love.
_La Bruyère._
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Women commend a modest man, and like him not.
_Proverb._
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A delicate woman is the best instrument; she has such a magnificent compass of sensibilities.
_Holmes._
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To say “Everyone is talking about him” is a eulogy; but to say “Everyone is talking about her” is an elegy.
_Anonymous._
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Curiosity is one of the forms of feminine bravery.
_Victor Hugo._
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Confound the make-believe women we have turned loose in our streets.
_Holmes._
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It is easier to take care of a peck of fleas than of one woman.
_Proverb._
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Women are like thermometers, which, on a sudden application of heat, sink at first a few degrees, as preliminary to rising a good many.
_Richter._
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Until we know woman, we know not _strength of love_. In this we have, perhaps, the best emblem of omnipotence as well as divine goodness.
_Channing._
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A coquette sparkles, but it is more the sparkle of a harmless and pretty vanity than of calculation.
_Mitchell._
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Her step is music, and her voice is song.
_Bailey._
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Man carves his destiny; woman is helped to hers.
_Julia Ward Howe._
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If the women did not make idols of us, and if they saw us as we see each other, would life be bearable or could society go on?
_Thackeray._
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Women are apt to love the men who they think have the largest capacity of loving.
_Holmes._
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There are few women whose charms survive their beauty.
_La Rochefoucauld._
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A woman despises a man for loving her unless she happens to return his love.
_Elizabeth Stoddard._
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Beauty is the first gift Nature gives to woman, and the first she takes from her.
_De Méré._
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Women must have their wills while they live, because they make none when they die.
_Proverb._
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Women never truly command till they have given their promise to obey; and they are never in more danger of being made slaves than when the men are at their feet.
_Farquhar._
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A woman who is guided by the head, and not by the heart, is a social pestilence.
_Balzac._
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An asp would render its sting more venomous by dipping it into the heart of a coquette.
_Poincelot._
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Voluptuaries know what they talk about when they profess not to care for sense in woman.
_Leigh Hunt._
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A woman who has surrendered her lips has surrendered everything.
_Viaud._
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A woman repents sincerely of her fault only after being weaned from her infatuation for the one who induced her to commit it.
_De Latena._
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Let the great soul incarnated in some woman’s form, poor and sad and single, in some Dolly or Joan, go out to service.
_Emerson._
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Woman, naturally enthusiastic of the good and beautiful, sanctifies all that she surrounds with her affection.
_Mercier._
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Woman have more understanding than we have, and women of spirit are not to be won by mourners.
_Steele._
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Marry a virgin, that thou mayst teach her discreet manners.
_Hesiod._
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Pretty women gaze at a beauty with envy, homely women with spite, old men with regret, young men with transport.
_D’Argens._
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Hell is paved with women’s tongues.
_Abbé Guyon._
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A woman is more influenced by what she divines than by what she is told.
_De Lenclos._
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We never fall in love with a woman, in distinction from women, until we can get an image of her through a pinhole.
_Holmes._
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However talkative a woman may be, love teaches her silence.
_Rochebrune._
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There is something so gross in the carriage of some wives that they lose their husbands’ hearts.
_Budgell._
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Men declare their love before they feel it; women confess theirs only after they have proved it.
_De Latena._
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In love it is only the commencement that charms. I am not surprised that one finds pleasure in frequently recommencing.
_Prince de Ligne._
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The heart of a loving woman is a golden sanctuary, where often there reigns an idol of clay.
_Limayrae._
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Women call repentance the sweet remembrance of their faults and the bitter regret of their inability to recommence them.
_Beaumanoir._
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Virtue, with some women, is but the precaution of locking doors.
_Lemontey._
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She had married her husband for his wit, and was willing to do the next best thing for any man who was wittier.
_Francis Prevost._
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Women are often ruined by their sensitiveness and saved by their coquetry.
_Mdlle. Azaïs._
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In love only the awkward are punished—like the Spartan thieves.
_Anonymous._
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The action of woman on our destiny is unceasing.
_Lord Beaconsfield._
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The weaknesses of women have been given them by nature to exercise the virtues of men.
_Mme. Necker._
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The most chaste woman may be the most voluptuous, if she loves.
_Mirabeau._
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Love renders chaste the most voluptuous pleasures.
_Virey._
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Manners, morals, customs change: the passions are always the same.
_Mme. de Flahaut._
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Discretion is more necessary to women than eloquence.
_Du Bosc._
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Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty, and women their happiness.
_Mme. de Rieux._
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Orpheus went to Hell to find his wife: how many widowers would not even go to Heaven to find theirs?
_Petit-Senn._
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When a lover gives, he demands—and much more than he has given.
_Parny._
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A reputation for success has as much influence with women as a reputation for wealth has with men.
_Lord Beaconsfield._
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Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them.
_Sophie Arnould._
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The beauty of a young girl should speak to the imagination, and not to the senses.
_Karr._
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Prudery is the hypocrisy of modesty.
_Massias._
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Women distrust men too much in general, and not enough in particular.
_Commerson._
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There is a magic in Duty which sustains judges, inflames warriors and cools the married.
_Dupuy._
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There are beautiful flowers that are scentless, and beautiful women that are unlovable.
_Hovellé._
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Love is a beggar who still begs when one has given him everything.
_Rochepedre._
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The quarrels of lovers are like summer showers that leave the country more verdant and beautiful.
_Mme. Necker._
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The desire to please is born in woman before the desire to love.
_De Lenclos._
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A prude ought to be condemned to meet only indiscreet lovers.
_Raisson._
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Science seldom renders men amiable; women never.
_Beauchêne._
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Women are in the moral world what flowers are in the physical.
_Maréchal._
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Who loves not women, wine and song, remains a fool his whole life long.
_Martin Luther._
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Virtue and Love are two ogres: one must eat the other.
_D’Houdetot._
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Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.
_De Lenclos._
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Women swallow at one mouthful the lie that flatters, and drink drop by drop a truth that is bitter.
_Diderot._
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A woman with whom one discusses love is always in expectation of something.
_Poincelot._
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The society of women endangers men’s morals and refines their manners.
_Montesquieu._
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Love pleases more than marriage, for the reason that romance is more interesting than history.
_Chamfort._
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Fortune hath somewhat of the nature of a woman, who, if she be too closely wooed, is commonly the further off.
_Charles V._
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Great pleasures are serious: pleasures of love do not make us laugh.
_Voltaire._
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One is always a woman’s first lover.
_De Laclos._
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Even if women were immortal, they could never foresee their last lover.
_Lammenais._
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Devotion is the last love of women.
_St Evremond._
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Love, that sometimes corrupts pure bodies, often purifies corrupt hearts.
_Laténa._
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Coquetry is a continual lie, which renders a woman more contemptible and more dangerous than a courtesan who never lies.
_De Varennes._
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Marriage is often but ennui for two.
_Commerson._
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Love that seldom gives us happiness, at least makes us dream of it.
_Sénancourt._
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Woman is the most precious jewel taken from Nature’s casket for the ornamentation and happiness of man.
_Guyard._
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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
_Lacon._
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Love is like medical science—the art of assisting Nature.