Woman and Her Wits: Epigrams on Woman, Love, and Beauty
Part 3
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A marriageable girl is a kind of merchandise that can be negotiated at wholesale only on condition that no one takes a part at retail.
_Karr._
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Woman is a flower that exhales her perfume only in the shade.
_De Lamennais._
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An honest woman is the one we fear to compromise.
_Balzac._
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A woman, the more curious she is about her face, is commonly the more careless about her home.
_Ben Jonson._
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Heaven has refused genius to woman, in order to concentrate all the fire in her heart.
_Rivarol._
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The two pleasantest days of a woman are her marriage day and the day of her funeral.
_Hipponax._
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A woman who writes commits two sins; she increases the number of books, and decreases the number of women.
_Karr._
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A lady’s wish—he said, with a certain gallantry of manner—makes slaves of us all.
_Holmes._
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In nineteen cases out of twenty, for a woman to play her heart in the game of love is to play at cards with a sharper, and gold coin against counterfeit pieces.
_Bourget._
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Women are at ease in perfidy, as are serpents in bushes.
_Feuillet._
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Women see without looking; their husbands often look without seeing.
_Desnoyers._
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Most women who ride well on horseback have little tenderness. Like the Amazons, they lack a breast.
_Anonymous._
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Earth has nothing more tender than a woman’s heart when it is the abode of pity.
_Luther._
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In wishing to control her empire, woman destroys it.
_Canabis._
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Wherever women are honoured, the gods are satisfied.
_Laws of Manu._
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To a woman, the romances she makes are more amusing than those she reads.
_Gautier._
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Women give themselves to God when the devil wants nothing more with them.
_Sophie Arnould._
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Sensualism intrudes into the education of young women, and withers the hope and affection of human nature.
_Emerson._
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All the reasoning of man is not worth one sentiment of woman.
_Voltaire._
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When an old crone frolics, she flirts with death.
_Syrus._
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There never was in any age such a wonder to be found as a dumb woman.
_Plautus._
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Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.
_Bacon._
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Tenderness has no deeper source than the heart of a woman, devotion no purer shrine, sacrifice no more saint-like abnegation.
_Saint-Foix._
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It is difficult for a woman to keep a secret; and I know more than one man who is a woman.
_Lafontaine._
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All the evil that women have done to us comes from us, and all the good they have done to us comes from them.
_Aimi Martin._
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Have a useful and good wife in the house, or don’t marry at all.
_Euripides._
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There are beautiful flowers that are scentless, and beautiful women that are unlovable.
_Houelle._
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None can do a woman worse despite than to call her old.
_Ariosto._
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He who flatters women most pleases them best, and they are most in love with him whom they think is most in love with them.
_Chesterfield._
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Suitors of a wealthy girl seldom seek for proof of her past virtue.
_Anonymous._
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Imperious Venus is less potent than caressing Venus.
_Anonymous._
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The clown knows very well that the women are not in love with him, but with Hamlet, the fellow in the black cloak and plumed hat.
_Holmes._
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Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak.
_Shakespeare._
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Women, asses, and nuts require strong hands.
_Italian Proverb._
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Woman sends forth her sympathies on adventure. She embarks her whole soul in the traffic of affection; and if shipwrecked, her case is hopeless.
_Washington Irving._ * * * * *
A woman is sometimes fugitive, irrational, indeterminable, illogical and contradictory. A great deal of forbearance ought to be shown her.
_Amiel._
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What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness! A beautiful woman utters absurdities: we listen, and we hear not the absurdities but wise thoughts.
_Tolstoi._
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A woman cannot guarantee her heart, even though her husband be the greatest and most perfect of men.
_George Sand._
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It is born in maidens that they should wish to please everything that has eyes.
_Gleim._
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The woman who throws herself at a man’s head will soon find her place at his feet.
_Desnoyers._
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Women and wine, game and deceit, make the wealth small and the wants great.
_Proverb._ * * * * *
I confess I like the quality ladies better than the common kind even of literary ones.
_Holmes._
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Women sometimes deceive the lover—never the friend.
_Mercier._
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You see in no place of conversation the perfection of speech so much as in accomplished women.
_Steele._
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A fan is indispensable to a woman who can no longer blush.
_Anonymous._
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When a wrong idea possesses a woman, much bitterness flows from her tongue.
_Euripides._
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Marriage communicates to women the vices of men, but never their virtues.
_Fourier._ * * * * *
In love, the confidant of a woman’s sorrow often becomes the consoler of it.
_Anonymous._
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A royal court without women is like a year without spring, a spring without flowers.
_Francis I. of France._
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A woman full of faith in the one she loves is but a novelist’s fancy.
_Balzac._
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O Pygmalion, who can wonder (no artist surely) that thou didst fall in love with the work of thine own hands.
_Leigh Hunt._
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The mistakes of a woman result almost always from her faith in the good and her confidence in the truth.
_Balzac._
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Let an action be never so trivial in itself, women always make it appear of the most importance.
_Pope._ * * * * *
There are only two beautiful things in the world—women and roses; and only two sweet things—women and melons.
_Malherbe._
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Before promising a woman to love only her, one should have seen them all, or should see only her.
_Dupuy._
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Many young girls have a strange audacity blended with their instinctive delicacy.
_Holmes._
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Friendship that begins between a man and a woman will soon change its name.
_Anonymous._
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The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.
_George Eliot._
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Women are formed by nature to feel some consolation in present troubles, by having them always in their mouth and on their tongue.
_Euripides._ * * * * *
Women give entirely to their affections, set their whole fortunes on the die, lose themselves eagerly in the glory of their husbands and children.
_Emerson._
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We ask four things for a woman—that virtue dwell in her heart, modesty in her forehead, sweetness in her mouth, and labour in her hands.
_Chinese Proverb._
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In all ill-matched marriages, the fault is less the woman’s than the man’s, as the choice depended on her the least.
_Mme. de Rieux._
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Love lessens the woman’s refinement and strengthens the man’s.
_Richter._
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Who takes an eel by the tail, or a woman at her word, soon finds he holds nothing.
_Proverb._
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Homeliness is the best guardian of a young girl’s virtue.
_Mme. de Genlis._
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In condemning the vanity of women, men complain of the fire they themselves have kindled.
_Lingrée._
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A prude ought to be condemned to meet only indiscreet lovers.
_Raisson._
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Women always speak the truth, but not the whole truth.
_Italian Proverb._
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If all women’s faces were cast in the same mould, that mould would be the grave of love.
_Bichat._
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What colour would it not have given to my thoughts, and what thrice-washed whiteness to my words, had I been fed on woman’s praises.
_Holmes._ * * * * *
One may see the heart of women through the rents which one may make in their self-love.
_Anonymous._
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Women and music should never be dated.
_Goldsmith._
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Men never are consoled for their first love, nor women for their last.
_Weiss._
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A timorous woman often drops into her grave before she is done deliberating.
_Addison._
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It is much worse to irritate an old woman than a dog.
_Menander._
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There are women so hard to please that it seems as if nothing less than an angel will suit them; hence it comes that they often meet with devils.
_Marguerite de Valois._
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Woman is a charming creature, who changes her heart as easily as her gloves.
_Balzac._
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Women go further in love than most men, but men go further in friendship than women.
_La Bruyère._
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Woman’s function is a guiding, not a determining one.
_Ruskin._
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At first woman fosters our dearest hopes with the affection of a mother; then, like a giddy hen she forsakes the nest.
_Goethe._
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A girl of sixteen accepts love; a woman of thirty incites it.
_Ricard._
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A woman who loves, however erring, can never be entirely selfish, for love has a humanising influence, and a true passion renders any self-sacrifice easy.
_Peabody._
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A secret passion defends the heart of a woman better than her moral sense.
_De La Bretonne._
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Women’s hearts are made of stout leather; there’s a plaguey sight of wear in them.
_Haliburton._
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A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like the child who sings at night when he is afraid.
_Rousseau._
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Woman among savages is a beast of burden; in Asia she is a piece of furniture; in Europe she is a spoiled child.
_De Meilhan._
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Women that are least bashful are not infrequently the most modest.
_Colton._
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True feeling is a rustic vulgarity the flirt does not tolerate; she counts its healthiest and most honest manifestation all sentiment.
_Mitchell._
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Shakespeare has no heroes, he has only heroines.
_Ruskin._
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Some men are different; all women are alike.
_Delvau._
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The empire of woman is an empire of sweetness, skilfulness and attractiveness; her orders are caresses, her evils are tears.
_Rousseau._
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Women need not be beautiful every day of their lives; it is sufficient that they have moments which one does not forget, and the return of which one expects.
_Cherbuliez._
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There are some lips from which even the proudest women love to hear the censure which appears to disprove indifference.
_Lytton._
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It is in the nature of the feminine sex to seek here below to corrupt men, and therefore wise men never abandon themselves to the seductions of women.
_Laws of Manu._
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Would that the race of women had never existed—except for me alone!
_Euripides._
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Fools that on women trust; for in their speech is death, hell in their smile.
_Tasso._
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At the age of sixty, to marry a beautiful girl of sixteen is to imitate those ignorant people who buy books to be read by their friends.
_Ricard._
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Women forgive injuries, but never forget slights.
_Haliburton._
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The virtue of women is often the love of reputation and quiet.
_Rochefoucauld._
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Woman is the most precious jewel taken from Nature’s casket for the ornamentation and happiness of man.
_Guyard._
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Women have such a wonderful power of secreting adjectives that they cannot speak the truth when they try.
_Sheldon._
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Women divine that they are loved long before it is told them.
_Marivaux._
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The nervous fluid in man is consumed by the brain, in woman by the heart; it is there that they are most sensitive.
_Bayle._
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There will always remain something to be said of woman, as long as there is one on the earth.
_De Boufflers._
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The virtue of widows is a laborious virtue; they have to combat constantly with the remembrance of past bliss.
_Jerome._
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A woman whose ruling passion is not vanity is superior to any man of equal capacity.
_Lavater._
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Woman’s natural mission is to love, to love but one, to love always.
_Michelet._
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One reason why women are forbidden to preach the gospel is that they would persuade without argument and reprove without giving offence.
_John Newton._
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How little do lovely women know what awful beings they are in the eyes of inexperienced youth.
_Washington Irving._
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During their youth women wish to be treated as divinities; they adore the ideal; they cannot bear the idea of being what Nature wishes them to be.
_Anonymous._
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Love is a bird that sings in the heart of a woman.
_Karr._
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Woman’s happiness is in obeying. She objects to men who abdicate too much.
_Michelet._
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Nature sent woman into the world with the bridal dower of love.
_Richter._
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The moral amelioration of man constitutes the chief mission of women.
_Comte._
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Most ladies who have had what is considered as an education, have no idea of an education progressive through life.
_Foster._
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One of the principal occupations of men is to divine women.
_Lacretelle._
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Men do not always love those they esteem; women, on the contrary, esteem only those they love.
_Dubay._
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I will not affirm that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.
_Heine._
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The only person who can cure one of a woman is that woman herself.
_Anonymous._
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Virtue is a beautiful thing in women when they don’t go about with it like a child with a drum, making all sorts of noise with it.
_Jerrold._
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Wiles and deceits are woman’s specialities.
_Æschylus._
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What man seeks in love is woman; what woman seeks in love is man.
_Houssaye._
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There is no grace that is taught by the dancing-master, no style adopted into the etiquette of courts, but was first the whim and mere action of some brilliant woman.
_Emerson._
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The conversation of women in society resembles the straw used in packing china; it is nothing, yet without it, everything would be broken.
_Mme. de Salm._
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The woman who does not choose to love should cut the matter short at once by holding out no hope to her suitor.
_Marguerite de Valois._
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One single honest man may yet be seen; but wander all the world round to find one honest woman, he will search in vain.
_Wieland._
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A woman forgives the audacity which her beauty has prompted us to be guilty of.
_Lesage._
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To marry a wife, if we regard the truth, is an evil, but it is a necessary evil.
_Menander._
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Nothing is more difficult to choose than a good husband—unless it be to choose a good wife.
_Rousseau._
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The rudest man, inspired by love, is more persuasive than the most eloquent man, if uninspired.
_La Rochefoucauld._
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One of the sweetest pleasures of a woman is to cause regret.
_Gavarni._
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Constancy is the chimera of love.
_Vauvenargues._
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The pretension of youth always gives to a woman a few more years than she really has.
_Jouy._
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I have only one advice to give you—fall in love with all women.
_Montmarin._
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A beautiful face is the most beautiful of all spectacles.
_La Bruyère._
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The sweetest harmony is the sound of the voice of the woman one loves.
_La Bruyère._
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To marry is to domesticate the Recording Angel!
_R. L. Stevenson._
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When one writes of woman he must reserve the right to laugh at his ideas of the day before.
_Ricard._
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Who hath a fair wife hath need of more than two eyes.
_Proverb._
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Men bestow compliments only on women who deserve none.
_Mme. Bachi._
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Woman is more the companion of her own thoughts and feelings, and if they are turned to ministers of sorrow, where shall she look for consolation?
_Washington Irving._
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Vanity, shame and, above all, temperament often makes the valour of men and the virtue of women.
_La Rochefoucauld._
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Bachelors are providential beings; God created them for the consolation of widows and the hope of maids.
_De Finod._
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As the faculty of writing is chiefly a masculine endowment, the reproach of making the world miserable has been always thrown upon the women.
_Johnson._
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We look at one little woman’s face we love, as we look at the face of our mother earth, and see all sorts of answers to our yearnings.
_George Eliot._
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There are some women who seem cold and beautiful stones, their hearts icicles, their tears frozen gems pressed out by injured pride.
_Alger._
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Position, Wren said, is essential to the perfecting of beauty—a fine building is lost in a dark lane; a statue should be in the air; much more true is it of woman.
_Emerson._
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A woman should never accept a lover without the consent of her heart, nor a husband without the consent of her judgment.
_De Lenclos._
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Most women spend their lives in robbing the old tree from which Eve plucked the first fruit.
_Feuillet._
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What is it that love does to women? Without it, she only sleeps; with it alone, she lives.
_Ouida._
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Female levity is no less fatal to them after marriage than before.
_Addison._
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The highest dressers, the highest face-painters, are not the loveliest women, but such as have lost their loveliness, or never had any.
_Leigh Hunt._
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The heart of a woman never grows old; when it has ceased to love it has ceased to live.
_Rochepedre._
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Neither in adversity nor in the joys of prosperity let me be associated with woman-kind.
_Æschylus._
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Women ask if a man is discreet, as men ask if a woman is pretty.
_Anonymous._
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It is only the coward who reproaches as a dishonour the love a woman has cherished for him.
_Mme. de Lambert._
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There is scarcely a single cause in which a woman is not engaged in some way fomenting the suit.
_Juvenal._
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Do not take women from the bedside of those who suffer; it is their post of honour.
_Mme. Fée._
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It is lucky for the poets that their mistresses are not obliged to sit to them. They would never write a line.
_Leigh Hunt._
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It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women.
_Rochebrune._
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Twice is a woman dear—when she comes to the house and when she leaves it.
_Anonymous._
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A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows.
_Proverb._
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Woman is a changeable thing, as our Virgil informed us at school; but her change _par excellence_ is from the fairy you woo to the brownie you wed.
_Lytton._
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How many ways to the heart has a woman?
_Channing._
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What manly eloquence could produce such an effect as woman’s silence.
_Michelet._
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When maidens sue, men live like gods.
_Proverb._
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I think it takes a great deal from a woman’s modesty, going into public life; and modesty is her greatest charm.
_Mrs Ward Beecher._
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The passion for praise, which is so very vehement in the fair sex, produces excellent effects in women of sense.
_Addison._
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With women, friendship ends when rivalry begins.
_Anonymous._
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A woman is easily governed if a man takes her hand.
_La Bruyère._
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The lover cannot paint his maiden to his fancy poor and solitary.
_Emerson._
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The man who can govern a woman can govern a nation.
_Balzac._