Category: Humour

Webster—Man's Man

|WHEN John Stuart Webster, mining engineer and kicker-up-of-dust on distant trails, flagged the S. P., L. A. & S. L. Limited at a blistered board station in Death Valley, California, he had definitely resolved to do certain things. To begin, he would invade the dining car at t...

Chapters

17. CHAPTER XVII

|THEY were seated at the tiny tea table when the sound of feet crunching the little shell-paved path through the _patio_ caused Webster and Dolores to turn their heads simultane...

19. CHAPTER XIX

“Not very well. Jiggers bit me and woke me up, and finally I fell into a trance and had a vision--about you. After that I couldn't get to sleep again. I was fairly bursting to s...

9. CHAPTER IX

|THE ancient bromide to the effect that man proposes but God disposes was never better exemplified than in the case of John Stuart Webster, who, having formulated certain daring...

20. CHAPTER XX

|THROUGHOUT the slow, tortuous journey, while the train crept up and ever upward into the hills, Don Juan entertained his patron with alternate snatches of the song closest to h...

25. CHAPTER XXV

|THROUGHOUT the forenoon Webster and Dolores, from the deck of the steamer, watched the city. Numerous fires covered it with a pall of smoke from beneath which came the steady c...

3. CHAPTER III

In Salt Lake City he abandoned the beefsteak on his damaged eye for two businesslike leeches, which quickly reduced the nocturne effect around his orb, enabling him, the third d...

18. CHAPTER XVIII

|FOR fully an hour after retiring John Stuart Webster slept the deep, untroubled sleep of a healthy, unworried man; then one of the many species of “jigger” which flourish just...

13. CHAPTER XIII

|WHEN he had finished his cigar he cast the stump overboard, watched it until it disappeared astern, and then went around to state-room No. 34. As he stepped in, and closed the...

4. CHAPTER IV

“I know, Neddy, I know. It just breaks my heart to have to decline it, but the fact of the matter is, I think you'd better give that job to your brother after all. At any rate,...

22. CHAPTER XXII

|RICARDO RUBY, with Doctor Pacheco and Colonel Caraveo, were engaged in consultation when Jack Webster, having left the Hotel Mateo via his bedroom window in order to avoid poss...

24. CHAPTER XXIV

|THE weeks of clean living, of abstention from his wonted daily alcoholic ration, had inspired in Don Juan Cafetéro a revival of his all but defunct interest in life; conversely...

1. CHAPTER I

|WHEN John Stuart Webster, mining engineer and kicker-up-of-dust on distant trails, flagged the S. P., L. A. & S. L. Limited at a blistered board station in Death Valley, Califo...

11. CHAPTER XI

|A “LARGE” dinner at Antoine's that night (Webster had heard of Antoine's dinners, both large and small and was resolved not to leave New Orleans until he had visited the famous...

30. CHAPTER XXX

|THREE days passed. Don Juan Cafetéro had been buried with all the pomp and circumstance of a national hero; Mother Jenks, too, had gone to her appointed resting-place, and El B...

14. CHAPTER XIV

|PRIOR to leaving New Orleans, Webster had cabled Billy Geary that he was taking passage on _La Estrellita_ and stating the approximate date of his arrival at San Buenaventura--...

15. CHAPTER XV

|LATE in the afternoon of the day of his arrival in Buenaventura, in the cool recess of the deep veranda flanking the western side of the _patio_ of the Hotel Mateo, John Stuart...

27. CHAPTER XXVII

|WHILE Ricardo watched beside the unconscious Webster one of his aides galloped up the street, to return presently with a detachment with stretchers, into which Webster and Don...

5. CHAPTER V

Nine o'clock found him in the office of his friend Joe Daingerfield, of the Bingham Engineering Works, where, within the hour, he had in his characteristically decisive fashion...

7. CHAPTER VII

|BEFORE Don Juan could even utter a matutinal greeting, Mother Jenks laid finger to lip and silenced him. “Go back to Leber's and return in an hour,” she whispered. “I 'ave my r...

21. CHAPTER XXI

|JOHN STUART WEBSTER'S agile brain was the repository of many conflicting emotions as he bathed, shaved, and changed from his soiled khaki field clothes to a suit of ducks befor...

23. CHAPTER XXIII

|THE following morning Webster informed Dolores fully of his interview with her brother and his confrères the night before, concealing from her only the fact that he was financi...

8. CHAPTER VIII

|WHEN Billy Geary could reorganize himself, as it were, after the shock incident to his discovery that the cablegram was not for him after all, he turned his attention to Mother...

28. CHAPTER XXVIII

|MOTHER JENKS, grown impatient at the lack of news concerning Webster, left Dolores to her grief in the room across the hall and sought the open air, for of late she had been ex...

16. CHAPTER XVI

“Oh, I've been here fully half an hour,” Dolores's voice assured him. He turned guiltily and found her leaning against the jamb in a doorway behind him and farther down the vera...

6. CHAPTER VI

|DAY was dawning in Buenaventura, republic of Sobrante, as invariably it dawns in the tropics--without extended preliminary symptoms. The soft, silvery light of a full moon that...

10. CHAPTER X

|WEBSTER reached New Orleans at the end of the first leg of his journey, to discover that in the matter of sailings he was not fortunate. He was one day late to board the _Atlan...

12. CHAPTER XII

|WEBSTER'S trunk went aboard the steamer early the following morning, and at noon he entered a taxi with his hand baggage and was driven to the levee where _La Estrellita_ lay t...

29. CHAPTER XXIX

|THROUGHOUT the night there was sporadic firing here and there in the city, as the Ruey followers relentlessly hunted down the isolated detachment of Government troops which had...

2. CHAPTER II

|JOHN STUART WEBSTER passed a restless night. Sleep came to him in hourly installments, from which he would rouse to ask himself whether it was worth while to continue to go thr...

26. CHAPTER XXVI

|FOR half an hour after Webster left her to assist the great-hearted Mother Jenks in her rough care of the wounded, Dolores, absorbed in her work of mercy, gave all of her thoug...