SCENE I.--_Near the House of_ GRATIANA.

_Enter_ VENDICE.[180] The DUKE, DUCHESS, LUSSURIOSO, SPURIO, _with a train, pass over the stage with torchlight._

_Ven._ Duke! royal lecher! go, grey-haired adultery! And thou his son, as impious steeped as he: And thou his bastard, true begot in evil: And thou his duchess, that will do with devil: Four excellent characters! O, that marrowless age Should stuff the hollow bones with damned desires! And, 'stead of heat, kindle infernal fires Within the spendthrift veins of a dry duke, A parched and juiceless luxur.[181] O God! one, That has scarce blood enough to live upon; And he to riot it, like a son and heir! O, the thought of that Turns my abusèd heart-strings into fret. Thou sallow picture of my poisoned love, [_Views the skull in his hand._ My study's ornament, thou shell of death, Once the bright face of my betrothèd lady, When life and beauty naturally filled out These ragged imperfections; When two heaven-pointed diamonds were set In those unsightly rings--then 'twas a face So far beyond the artificial shine Of any woman's bought complexion That the uprightest man (if such there be, That sin but seven times a day) broke custom, And made up eight with looking after her. O, she was able to ha' made a usurer's son Melt all his patrimony in a kiss; And what his father fifty years[182] told, To have consumed, and yet his suit been cold. But, O accursèd palace! Thee, when thou wert apparelled in thy flesh, The old duke poisoned, Because thy purer part would not consent Unto his palsied lust; for old men lustful Do show like young men angry, eager, violent, Outbidden like their limited performances. O, 'ware an old man hot and vicious! "Age, as in gold, in lust is covetous." Vengeance, thou murder's quit-rent, and whereby Thou show'st thyself tenant to tragedy; O keep thy day, hour, minute, I beseech, For those thou hast determined. Hum! who e'er knew Murder unpaid? faith, give revenge her due, She has kept touch hitherto: be merry, merry, Advance thee, O thou terror to fat folks, To have their costly three-piled flesh worn off As bare as this; for banquets, ease, and laughter Can make great men, as greatness goes by clay; But wise men little are more great than they.

_Enter_ HIPPOLITO.

_Hip_. Still sighing o'er death's vizard?

_Ven._ Brother, welcome! What comfort bring'st thou? how go things at court?

_Hip._ In silk and silver, brother: never braver.

_Ven._ Pooh! Thou play'st upon my meaning. Prythee, say, Has that bald madam, Opportunity, Yet thought upon's? speak, are we happy yet? Thy wrongs and mine are for one scabbard fit.

_Hip._ It may prove happiness.

_Ven._ What is't may prove? Give me to taste.

_Hip._ Give me your hearing, then. You know my place at court?

_Ven._ Ay, the duke's chamber! But 'tis a marvel thou'rt not turned out yet!

_Hip._ Faith, I've been shoved at; but 'twas still my hap To hold by the duchess' skirt: you guess at that: Whom such a coat keeps up, can ne'er fall flat. But to the purpose-- Last evening, predecessor unto this, The duke's son warily inquired for me, Whose pleasure I attended: he began By policy to open and unhusk me About the time and common rumour: But I had so much wit to keep my thoughts Up in their built houses; yet afforded him An idle satisfaction without danger. But the whole aim and scope of his intent Ended in this: conjuring me in private To seek some strange-digested fellow forth, Of ill-contented nature; either disgraced In former times, or by new grooms displaced, Since his step-mother's nuptials; such a blood, A man that were for evil only good-- To give you the true word, some base-coined pander.

_Ven._ I reach you; for I know his heat is such, Were there as many concubines as ladies, He would not be contained; he must fly out. I wonder how ill-featured, vile-proportioned, That one should be, if she were made for woman, Whom, at the insurrection of his lust, He would refuse for once. Heart! I think none. Next to a skull, though more unsound than one, Each face he meets he strongly doats upon.

_Hip._ Brother, y' have truly spoke him. He knows not you, but I will swear you know him.

_Ven._ And therefore I'll put on that knave for once, And be a right man then, a man o' the time; For to be honest is not to be i' the world, Brother, I'll be that strange-composèd fellow.

_Hip._ And I'll prefer you, brother.

_Ven._ Go to, then: The smallest advantage fattens wronged men: It may point but occasion; if I meet her, I'll hold her by the foretop fast enough; Or, like the French mole,[183] heave up hair and all. I have a habit that will fit it quaintly. Here comes our mother.

_Hip._ And sister.

_Ven._ We must coin: Women are apt, you know, to take false money; But I dare stake my soul for these two creatures; Only excuse excepted, that they'll swallow, Because their sex is easy in belief.

_Enter_ GRATIANA _and_ CASTIZA.

_Gra._ What news from court, son Carlo?

_Hip._ Faith, mother, 'Tis whispered there the duchess' youngest son Has played a rape on Lord Antonio's wife.

_Gra._ On that religious lady!

_Cas._ Royal blood monster! he deserves to die, If Italy had no more hopes but he.

_Ven._ Sister, y' have sentenced most direct and true, The law's a woman, and would she were you. Mother, I must take leave of you.

_Gra._ Leave for what?

_Ven._ I intend speedy travel.

_Hip._ That he does, madam.

_Gra._ Speedy indeed!

_Ven._ For since my worthy father's funeral, My life's unnaturally to me, e'en compelled; As if I lived now, when I should be dead.

_Gra._ Indeed, he was a worthy gentleman, Had his estate been fellow to his mind.

_Ven._ The duke did much deject him.

_Gra._ Much?

_Ven._ Too much: And though disgrace oft smothered in his spirit, When it would mount, surely I think he died Of discontent, the noble man's consumption.

_Gra._ Most sure he did.

_Ven._ Did he, 'lack? you know all:-- You were his midnight secretary.

_Gra._ No, He was too wise to trust me with his thoughts.

_Ven._ I' faith, then, father, thou wast wise indeed; "Wives are but made to go to bed and feed." Come, mother, sister: you'll bring me onward, brother?

_Hip._ I will.

_Ven._ I'll quickly turn into another. [_Aside. Exeunt._