PART I
1. The Fog-lifters introduce themselves.
2. C---- tries--but can’t.
3. B---- sings a Warwickshire song in Yorkshire brogue.
4. Six-foot picks his mark.
5. B---- on his experiences in the Marines.
6. C---- relates his visit to Hastings.
7. T---- on Acrobatic Eyes.
8. The Second-in-Command ties himself in a knot.
9. Six-foot warns the unwary.
10. The Fog-lifters, feeling dry, retire at this point for a drink, and leave you to the tender mercies of H----. “Watch your watch and chain yourself to your seat.”