Category: Humour

Voces Populi

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Chapters

1. Part 1

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2. Part 2

SECOND GIRL. He's such a one to take on about things--but, as I said to him, "George," I says, "You must remember it might have been worse. Suppose you'd been married to that gi...

3. Part 3

_Visitors ascending staircase, full of enthusiasm and energetic determination not to miss a single Picture, encounter people descending in various stages of mental and physical...

4. Part 4

MISS R. (_who had intended to get out of it_). I was wondering if you ever meant to come for it. (_To_ MR. B., _as they rise_.) Now I sha'n't feel I am depriving the other peopl...

5. Part 5

SPECTATORS. Dear, dear, there's the _dresser_, you see, and the window broken and all; it's wonderful how they can _do_ it! And there's poor Mrs. 'Ogg--it's real butter and a re...

6. Part 6

CHORUS OF LOYAL LADIES OF VARIOUS AGES. There--they're clearing the way--the Prince and Princess won't be long now. Here's the Life Guards' Band--don't they look byootiful in th...

7. Part 7

THE SOCIALIST. A pretty sight? Cost a pretty sight o' the People's money, I know that. Tomfoolery, that's what it is; a set of dressed-up bullies dancin' quadrilles on 'orseback...

8. Part 8

MR. PUSHINGTON. Because you all talked at once, that was all. Now then--"ill." I'll be a celebrated Doctor, and you all come to me one by one, and say you're _ill_--see?

9. Part 9

MR. F. There's only one objection to that suggestion--viz., that it's perfectly impossible to tell a cab from a piano-organ. We must find out where we are first, and then turn....

10. Part 10

SOC. CHAT. (_fortissimo_). Not for ages; but last time I met him he was ... in a dreadful state, with the cook down with influenza ... and so I suppose he's _married_ her by thi...