Category: Humour

Vacation Rambles

Dear C----- So you want me to hunt up and edit all the “Vacuus Viator” letters which my good old friends the editors of _The Spectator_ have been kind enough to print during their long and beneficent ownership of that famous journal! But one who has passed the Psalmist’s “Age...

Chapters

20. Part 20

When one gets on stories of quaint and ready replies in these parts, one “slops over on both shoulders.” Here are a couple which are current in connection with the war, upon whi...

10. Part 10

Their costume is picturesque,--thick red flannel shirts, the collars of which fold over their tightly buttoned blue jackets, and give a tidy, uniform appearance to a group of th...

26. Part 26

Presently the band struck up again, and the procession returned to the wicket-gate, through which I now gained an entrance on payment of 1s. towards the club funds, one of the b...

31. Part 31

No one can dislike more than I the habit which has become so common of late years amongst us--thanks, or rather no thanks, to Mr. Gladstone--of running down our own English ways...

11. Part 11

The Captain was quite right--we sailed clear out of the storm before midnight yesterday, and though to-day some swell is left, it is so calm that the saloon tables have quite fi...

19. Part 19

A bridle-path leads from the hotel down to the Clear Fork, one of the streams at the junction of which the town site is situate. The descent is about 200 feet, and the stream, w...

24. Part 24

He thanked me, excused his dress; had other clothes, he said, in the house, which he would have put on had he expected me; was rather excited, so I must excuse him, as his “buck...

7. Part 7

As we came out of church it was amusing to hear the comments of the audience, at least of the English portion. Some called it rank Socialism, others paganism, others good sound...

4. Part 4

The Eastern question! It is very easy indeed to have distinct notions on the Eastern question. I had once, not very long ago neither. Of course, like every Englishman, I was for...

35. Part 35

The remains of the walls are just astounding, eight feet and ten feet thick, and (I should say) in several places fifty feet high; the thin Roman bricks, and the mortar in which...

22. Part 22

There were some Confederate officers, ready to talk without bitterness of the war, and I was very glad to improve the occasion, having never had the chance of a look from that s...

21. Part 21

From this time all was changed. Jeff, it is true, after the first two days, gave proofs that he was not converted, like the white housemaid who had learned to sweep under the ma...

9. Part 9

Thus prepared, I was not surprised at being roused at five in the morning by the clumping of sabots and clinking of hammers in the street below--my room is a corner one, looking...

27. Part 27

Meantime, besides the almost unique interest and beauty of its surroundings,--the steep cliffs, on which the quaint old red-roofed houses, with their wooden balconies, are piled...

18. Part 18

A lighter-hearted party has seldom scrambled through the Tennessee mountain roads on to this plateau. We were led by a second Etonian, also 6 ft. 2 in. in his stockings, whose P...

2. Part 2

Munich gives one a higher notion of the ex-king; as long as the city stands, he will have left his mark on it. On every side there are magnificent new streets, and public buildi...

5. Part 5

When one stands in Great Sophia, and sees the defaced crosses, and the names of Mahomet and his successors, on huge ugly green sign-boards, hanging in the most prominent places...

33. Part 33

The rest of our Sunday was by no means so successful, for the _fête du jour et du soir_ began soon after our 11 A.M. _déjeûner_, and lasted till about 10 P.M., when the lights i...

17. Part 17

Were I living here I should certainly try the public schools first for my boys. But they say that the teaching there is too forcing in the earlier stages, and afterwards not lib...

25. Part 25

Well, it was just this. The American students, of whom there were a large number there, kept pretty much to themselves, and no love was lost between them and the Germans. They h...

6. Part 6

Most of our party started at once for Athens, but I and a companion, resolved on enjoying the Mediterranean as long as we could, crossed the hill, and descended to the Munychia...

34. Part 34

ought to be put into Dutch as the national motto. Then as to thoroughness. Take the most notable example of it first. We have been driving all round for some days, and have only...

15. Part 15

It is enormous, spreading over certainly three times the space which an English city of 250,000 inhabitants would occupy. We shall see the town on our return; meantime, as we ra...

1. Part 1

Dear C----- So you want me to hunt up and edit all the “Vacuus Viator” letters which my good old friends the editors of _The Spectator_ have been kind enough to print during the...

23. Part 23

Their industry was pursued cautiously, as the fine old captain is known to hold strong views about gambling, and there was less on this ship than any other I have crossed on. No...

16. Part 16

“It’s no part of my business to defend them; they were mean, I allow, but their business was, as they supposed, and as all of you agree, to make money; besides, after all, who f...

36. Part 36

There were no warmer or wiser friends of the Union than the Duke of Argyll, Lord Carlisle, and others; and it should be remembered that although the class made no secret of thei...

13. Part 13

I managed with some difficulty and scramble to get off a letter to you by yesterday’s post, which _ought_ to go by steamer from New York to-day, bringing my narrative up to our...

30. Part 30

I think, sir, you will allow that there are attractions enough of all kinds provided by the Compagnie Anonyme des Eaux Minérales de Royat, who own the _parc_ and run the busines...

29. Part 29

I wish I could speak half as favourably of the attitude of France, so far as these journals disclose it, towards her neighbours; but this is about as bad as it can be, touchy, j...

28. Part 28

My notion of the water-diviner was gathered from Sir Walter’s famous portrait of Dousterswivel in the _Antiquary_; a fellow “who amongst fools and womankind talks of the Cabala,...

32. Part 32

Every year the truth of Burns’s “the best-laid schemes o’ mice and men gang aft a-gley,” comes more home to me. From the time I was ten the Pass of Roncesvalles has had a fascin...

8. Part 8

To an Englishman with little available spare cash and time, and in want of a thorough change of scene and air, which category I take to include a very handsome percentage of our...

3. Part 3

You proceed eastwards from Ischl, down the beautiful valley of the Traun to Eben; see the great store-place for the salt and wood of the district. The logs accompany you, in the...

14. Part 14

Saturday morning a lot of men came to breakfast, including Colonel H------, the officer who had been the first to volunteer to take command of negroes in Virginia, before the Ne...

12. Part 12

I hurried up my letters yesterday, so as to bring my journal down to the day I was writing on, fearing lest otherwise I should never catch the thread again. I doubt whether I to...

37. Part 37

Then came the escape of the _Alabama_. Upon this I have no word to say. My private opinion has been expressed over and over again in Parliament (where in my first year, 1866, I...