Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second Series
SCENE I.--Father Christmas, with long hoary hair and beard enters before
the curtain, and says:--"Ladies and gentlemen,--Please to take it that we are in Buryan Church-town, in the cider-making time. Squire Lovell is come up to get help to gather in his apples. When the curtain rises you will see him at Jenny Chygwin's door."
Curtain raised. Squire Lovell is seen on his horse (a hobby horse); an old woman and a young woman scolding within.
SQUIRE:--"Hullo! in there! Jenny, what's all the caperrouse with you and the maid, I'd like to know?"
DUFFY rushes out, and round the stage, followed by old Jenny, her stepmother, who beats the girl with the skirt or kirtle of her gown, saying, "I will break every bone in her body; the lazy hussy is all the time out courseying, and corantan, with the boys. She will neither boil the porridge, knit nor spin."
DUFFY runs to the Squire, saying "Don't e believe her, your honour. I do all the work, whilst she is drunk from morning till night, and my spinning and knitting is the best in Church-town. Your stockings are nothing so fine as I can make."
SQUIRE:--"Stop beating the maid, Jenny, and choaking one with dust from the skirt of thy old swing-tail gown. And, Duffy, as thou canst spin and knit so well, come down to Trove and help my old Jone, who is blind on one eye and can't see much with the other, as any one may know by looking at the bad darns in my stocking and patches on my breeches. Come away, on to the heaping-stock. Jump up: you can ride down behind me without pillion or pad."
Squire rides off: Duffy follows.
JENNY:--"Aye, go thee ways with the old bucca, and good riddance of bad rummage."
(_Curtain drops._)