SCENE II.--_Outside the House of_ FORTUNATUS.

_Enter_ AMPEDO, SHADOW _after him, both sad: then_ ANDELOCIA.

_Andel._ ’Sheart,[350] why how now: two knights of the post?[351]

[350] A corruption of “God’s heart.”

[351] Hired witnesses.

_Shad._ Ay, master, and we are both forsworn, as all such wooden knights be, for we both took an oath--marry it was not corporal, you may see by our cheeks, that we would not fast twenty-four hours to amend, and we have tasted no meat since the clock told two dozen.

_Andel._ That lacks not much of twenty-four, but I wonder when that half-faced moon of thine will be at the full.

_Shad._ The next quarter, not this, when the sign is in Taurus.

_Andel._ Ho, that’s to say, when thou eat’st bull beef. But, Shadow, what day is to-day?

_Shad._ Fasting day.

_Andel._ What day was yesterday?

_Shad._ Fasting day too.

_Andel._ Will to-morrow be so too?

_Shad._ Ay, and next day too.

_Andel._ That will be rare, you slave: For a lean diet makes a fat wit.

_Shad._ I had rather be a fool and wear a fat pair of cheeks.

_Andel._ Now I am prouder of this poverty, which I know is mine own, than a waiting gentlewoman is of a frizzled groatsworth of hair, that never grew on her head. Sir Shadow, now we can all three swear like Puritans at one bare word: this want makes us like good bowlers, we are able to rub out and shift in every place.

_Shad._ That’s not so, we have shifted ourselves in no place this three months: marry, we rub out in every corner, but here follows no amendment either of life or of livery.

_Andel._ Why, brother Ampedo, art thou not yet tired with riding post? Come, come, ’light from this logger-headed jade, and walk afoot, and talk with your poor friends.

_Shad._ Nay, by my troth, he is like me: if his belly be empty, his heart is full.

_Andel._ The famine of gold gnaws his covetous stomach, more than the want of good victuals: thou hast looked very devilishly ever since the good angel[352] left thee: come, come, leave this broad-brim fashions; because the world frowns upon thee, wilt not thou smile upon us?

[352] One of the usual puns on the coin of that name.

_Amp._ Did but the bitterness of mine own fortunes Infect my taste, I could paint o’er my cheeks With ruddy-coloured smiles: ’tis not the want Of costly diet or desire of gold Enforces rupture in my wounded breast. Oh no, our father--if he live--doth lie Under the iron foot of misery, And, as a dove gripped in a falcon’s claw, There pant’th for life being most assured of death. Brother, for him my soul thus languisheth.

_Shad._ ’Tis not for my old master that I languish.

_Amp._ I am not enamoured of this painted idol, This strumpet World; for her most beauteous looks Are poisoned baits, hung upon golden hooks: When fools do swim in wealth, her Cynthian beams Will wantonly dance on the silver streams; But when this squint-eyed age sees Virtue poor, And by a little spark sits shivering, Begging at all, relieved at no man’s door, She smiles on her, as the sun shines on fire, To kill that little heat, and, with her little frown, Is proud that she can tread poor Virtue down: Therefore her wrinkled brow makes not mine sour, Her gifts are toys, and I desire her power.

_Shad._ ’Tis not the crab-tree faced World neither that makes mine sour.

_Andel._ Her gifts toys! Well, brother Virtue, we have let slip the ripe plucking of those toys so long, that we flourish like apple-trees in September, which, having the falling sickness, bear neither fruit nor leaves.

_Shad._ Nay, by my troth, master, none flourish in these withering times, but ancient bearers[353] and trumpeters.

[353] Ensign-bearers.

_Andel._ Shadow, when thou provest a substance, then the tree of virtue and honesty, and such fruit of Heaven, shall flourish upon earth.

_Shad._ True; or when the sun shines at midnight, or women fly, and yet they are light enough.

_Andel._ ’Twas never merry world with us, since purses and bags were invented, for now men set lime-twigs to catch wealth: and gold, which riseth like the sun out of the East Indies, to shine upon every one, is like a cony taken napping in a pursenet,[354] and suffers his glistering yellow-face deity to be lapped up in lambskins, as if the innocency of those leather prisons should dispense with the cheveril[355] consciences of the iron-hearted gaolers.

[354] A net the ends of which are drawn together with a string like a purse.

[355] Kid leather (Fr. _chevreau_). Hence a very flexible conscience was often called a cheveril conscience.--_Halliwell._

_Shad._ Snudges[356] may well be called gaolers: for if a poor wretch steal but into a debt of ten pound, they lead him straight to execution.

[356] Mean or miserly persons.--_Halliwell._

_Andel._ Doth it not vex thee, Shadow, to stalk up and down Cyprus, and to meet the outside of a man, lapped all in damask, his head and beard as white as milk, only with conjuring in the snowy circles of the field argent, and his nose as red as scarlet, only with kissing the ruddy lips of angels,[357] and such an image to wear on his thumb, three men’s livings in the shape of a seal ring, whilst my brother Virtue here,--

[357] See note _ante_, p. 306.

_Shad._ And you his brother Vice!

_Andel._ Most true, my little lean Iniquity--whilst we three, if we should starve, cannot borrow five shillings of him neither in word nor deed: does not this vex thee, Shadow?

_Shad._ Not me; it vexes me no more to see such a picture, than to see an ass laden with riches, because I know when he can bear no longer, he must leave his burthen to some other beast.

_Andel._ Art not thou mad, to see money on goldsmiths’ stalls, and none in our purses?

_Shad._ It mads not me, I thank the destinies.

_Andel._ By my poverty, and that’s but a thread-bare oath, I am more than mad to see silks and velvets lie crowding together in mercers’ shops, as in prisons, only for fear of the smell of wax--they cannot abide to see a man made out of wax, for these satin commodities have such smooth consciences that they’ll have no man give his word for them or stand bound for their coming forth, but vow to lie till they rot in those shop counters, except Monsieur Money bail them. Shadow, I am out of my little wits to see this.

_Shad._ So is not Shadow: I am out of my wits, to see fat gluttons feed all day long, whilst I that am lean fast every day: I am out of my wits, to see our Famagosta fools turn half a shop of wares into a suit of gay apparel, only to make other idiots laugh, and wise men to cry, who’s the fool now? I am mad, to see soldiers beg, and cowards brave: I am mad, to see scholars in the broker’s shop, and dunces in the mercer’s: I am mad, to see men that have no more fashion in them than poor Shadow, yet must leap thrice a day into three orders of fashions: I am mad, to see many things, but horn-mad, that my mouth feels nothing.

_Andel._ Why now, Shadow, I see thou hast a substance: I am glad to see thee thus mad.

_Amp._ The sons of Fortunatus had not wont Thus to repine at others’ happiness: But fools have always this loose garment wore, Being poor themselves, they wish all others poor. Fie, brother Andelocia, hate this madness, Turn your eyes inward, and behold your soul, That wants more than your body; burnish that With glittering virtue, and make idiots grieve To see your beauteous mind in wisdom shine, As you at their rich poverty repine.

_Enter_ FORTUNATUS, _gallant_.[358]

[358] _i.e._ Gallantly attired.

_Andel._ Peace, good Virtue; Shadow, here comes another shadow.

_Shad._ It should be a chameleon: for he is all in colours.

_Amp._ Oh, ’tis my father. With these tears of joy, My love and duty greet your fair return! A double gladness hath refreshed my soul; One, that you live, and one, to see your fate Looks freshly howsoever poor in state.

_Andel._ My father Fortunatus, and thus brave?

_Shad._ ’Tis no wonder to see a man brave, but a wonder how he comes brave.

_Fort._ Dear Andelocia and son Ampedo, And my poor servant Shadow, plume your spirits With light-winged mirth; for Fortunatus’ hand Can now pour golden showers into their laps That sometimes scorned him for his want of gold. Boys, I am rich, and you shall ne’er be poor; Wear gold, spend gold, we all in gold will feed, Now is your father Fortunate indeed.

_Andel._ Father, be not angry, if I set open the windows of my mind: I doubt for all your bragging, you’ll prove like most of our gallants in Famagosta, that have a rich outside and a beggarly inside, and like mules wear gay trappings, and good velvet foot-cloths[359] on their backs, yet champ on the iron bit of penury--I mean, want coin. You gild our ears with a talk of gold, but I pray dazzle our eyes with the majesty of it.

[359] Housings hung on horses and mules, and considered a mark of dignity.--_Halliwell._

_Fort._ First will I wake your senses with the sound Of gold’s sweet music: tell me what you hear?

_Amp._ Believe me, sir, I hear not any thing.

_Andel._ Ha, ha, ha. ’Sheart, I thought as much; if I hear any jingling, but of the purse strings that go flip flap, flip flap, flip flap, would I were turned into a flip-flap,[360] and sold to the butchers!

[360] A stick with leather flap for killing flies.

_Fort._ Shadow, I’ll try thine ears; hark, dost rattle?

_Shad._ Yes, like three blue beans in a blue bladder, rattle bladder, rattle: your purse is like my belly, th’ one’s without money, th’ other without meat.

_Fort._ Bid your eyes blame the error of your ears: You misbelieving pagans, see, here’s gold-- Ten golden pieces: take them, Ampedo. Hold, Andelocia, here are ten for thee.

_Amp._ Shadow, there’s one for thee, provide thee food.

_Fort._ Stay, boy: hold, Shadow, here are ten for thee.

_Shad._ Ten, master? then defiance to fortune, and a fig for famine.

_Fort._ Now tell me, wags, hath my purse gold or no?

_Andel._ We the wags have gold, father; but I think there’s not one angel more wagging in this sacred temple. Why, this is rare: Shadow, five will serve thy turn, give me th’ other five.

_Shad._ Nay, soft, master, liberality died long ago. I see some rich beggars are never well, but when they be craving: my ten ducats are like my ten fingers, they will not jeopard a joint for you. I am yours, and these are mine; if I part from them, I shall never have part of them.

_Amp._ Father, if Heaven have blest you once again, Let not an open hand disperse that store, Which gone, life’s gone; for all tread down the poor.

_Fort._ Peace, Ampedo, talk not of poverty. Disdain, my boys, to kiss the tawny cheeks Of lean necessity: make not inquiry How I came rich; I am rich, let that suffice. There are four leathern bags trussed full of gold: Those spent, I’ll fill you more. Go, lads, be gallant: Shine in the streets of Cyprus like two stars, And make them bow their knees that once did spurn you; For, to effect such wonders, gold can turn you. Brave it in Famagosta, or elsewhere; I’ll travel to the Turkish Emperor, And then I’ll revel it with Prester John,[361] Or banquet with great Cham[362] of Tartary, And try what frolic court the Soldan keeps. I’ll leave you presently. Tear off these rags; Glitter, my boys, like angels,[363] that the world May, whilst our life in pleasure’s circle roams, Wonder at Fortunatus and his sons.

[361] One of the followers of Ogier the Dane into India, according to Mandeville, who was given sovereignty there, and is said by tradition to have had seventy tributary kings.

[362] _i.e._ Khan.

[363] Another reference to the gold coins so called.

_Andel._ Come, Shadow, now we’ll feast it royally.

_Shad._ Do, master, but take heed of beggary. [_Exeunt._