# The young immigrunts

Author: Lardner, Ring, 1885-1933; Williams, Gaar, 1880-1935 [Illustrator]

Genre: American wit and humor

Language: English

License: Public domain

Source: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/78483

Amazon editions: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=The+young+immigrunts+Lardner&tag=cyberlibrar00-20

## Summary

My parents are both married and ½ of them are very good looking. The balance is tall and skiny and has a swarty complexion with moles but you hardily ever notice them on account of your gaze being rapped up in his feet which would be funny if brevvity wasnt the soul of wit. Everybody says I have his eyes and I am glad it didnt half to be something else tho Rollie Zeider the ball player calls him owl eyes for a nick name but if I was Rollie Zeider and his nose I wouldnt pick on somebodys else features.

## Chapters

- [CHAPTER 6](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/6/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 3](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/3/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 2](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/2/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 8](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/8/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 7](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/7/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 5](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/5/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 1](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/1/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 4](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/4/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 11](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/11/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 9](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/9/index.md)
- [CHAPTER 10](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/the-young-immigrunts-78483/chapters/10/index.md)