The World's Greatest Books — Volume 17 — Poetry and Drama
SCENE II.--_Moorfields_. _Enter_ BRAIN-WORM, _disguised as a maimed
soldier_.
BRAIN-WORM: The truth is, my old master intends to follow my young master, dry-foot, over Moorfields to London this morning. Now I, knowing of this hunting match, or rather conspiracy, and to insinuate with my young master, have got me before in this disguise, determining here to lie in ambuscade. If I can but get his cloak, his purse, his hat, anything to stay his journey, I am made for ever, in faith. But here comes my young master and his cousin, as I am a true counterfeit man of war, and no soldier.
[_Enter_ YOUNG KNOWELL _and_ STEPHEN. BRAIN-WORM, _with a cock-and-bull tale of his services in the wars, persuades_ STEPHEN _to buy his sword as a pure Toledo. Exeunt. Presently, enter_ OLD KNOWELL, _and_ BRAIN-WORM _meets him_.
BRAIN-WORM (_aside_): My master! Nay, faith, have at you; I am fleshed now, I have sped so well. Worshipful sir, I beseech you, respect the estate of a poor soldier; I am ashamed of this base course of life, but extremity provokes me to it; what remedy?
KNOWELL: I have not for you now.
BRAIN-WORM: Good sir, by that hand, you may do the part of a kind gentleman, in lending a poor soldier the price of a can of beer; Heaven shall pay you, sweet worship!
KNOWELL: Art thou a man, and shamest not thou to beg? To practise such a servile kind of life? Either the wars might still supply thy wants, Or service of some virtuous gentleman.
BRAIN-WORM: Faith, sir, I would gladly find some other course--I know what I would say; but as for service--my name, sir? Please you, Fitzsword, sir.
KNOWELL: Say that a man should entertain thee now, Would'st thou be modest, humble, just, and true?
BRAIN-WORM: Sir, by the place and honour of a soldier.
KNOWELL: Nay, nay, I like not these affected oaths. But follow me; I'll prove thee. [_Exit._
BRAIN-WORM: Yes, sir, straight. 'Slid, was there ever a fox in years to betray himself thus! Now shall I be possessed of all his counsels, and by that conduit, my young master. [_Follows_ KNOWELL.