The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 15

Chapter 10

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_To these, HUNT, C._ (_He steals down, and claps each one suddenly on the shoulder._)

HUNT. Is there a gentleman here by the name of Mr. Procurator-Fiscal?

SMITH (_pulling himself together_). D--n it, Jerry, what do you mean by startling an old customer like that?

HUNT. What, my brave 'un? You're the very party I was looking for!

SMITH. There's nothing out against me this time?

HUNT. I'll take odds there is. But it ain't in my hands. (_To OLD BRODIE._) You'll excuse me, old gentleman?

SMITH. Ah, well, if it's all in the way of friendship!... I say, Jean (you and me had best be on the toddle). We shall be late for church.

HUNT. Lady, George?

SMITH. It's a----yes, it's a lady. Come along, Jean.

HUNT. A Mrs. Deacon, I believe. (That was the name, I think?) Won't Mrs. Deacon let me have a queer at her phiz?

JEAN (_unmuffling_). I've naething to be ashamed of. My name's Mistress Watt; I'm weel kennt at the Wyndheid; there's naething again' me.

HUNT. No, to be sure there ain't; and why clap on the blinkers, my dear? You that has a face like a rose, and with a cove like Jerry Hunt, that might be your born father? (But all this don't tell me about Mr. Procurator-Fiscal.)

SMITH (_in an agony_). Jean, Jean, we shall be late. (_Going with attempted swagger._) Well, ta-ta, Jerry.