The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 04
SCENE II.
_Enter_ CAMILLO _and_ AURELIAN.
_Cam._ He has smarted sufficiently for this offence. Pr'ythee, dear Aurelian, forgive him. He waits without, and appears penitent; I'll be responsible for his future carriage.
_Aur._ For your sake, then, I receive him into grace.
_Cam._ [_At the door._] Benito, you may appear; your peace is made.
_Enter_ BENITO.
_Aur._ But it must be upon conditions.
_Ben._ Any conditions, that are reasonable; for, as I am a wit, sir, I have not eaten--
_Aur._ You are in the path of perdition already; that's the principal of our conditions, you are to be a wit no more.
_Ben._ Pray, sir, if it be possible, let me be a little wit still.
_Aur._ No, sir; you can make a leg, and dance; those are no talents of a wit: you are cut out for a brisk fool, and can be no other.
_Ben._ Pray, sir, let me think I am a wit, or my heart will break.
_Cam._ That you will naturally do, as you are a fool.
_Aur._ Then no farther meddling with adventures, or contrivances of your own; they are all belonging to the territories of wit, from whence you are banished.
_Ben._ But what if my imagination should really furnish me with some--
_Aur._ Not a plot, I hope?
_Ben._ No, sir, no plot; but some expedient then, to mollify the word, when your invention has failed you?
_Aur._ Think it a temptation of the devil, and believe it not.
_Ben._ Then farewell all the happiness of my life.
_Cam._ You know your doom, Benito; and now you may take your choice, whether you will renounce wit, or eating.
_Ben._ Well, sir, I must continue my body, at what rate soever; and the rather, because now there's no farther need of me in your adventures; for I was assured by Beatrix, this morning, that her two mistresses are to be put in pension, in the nunnery of Benedictines, this afternoon.
_Cam._ Then I am miserable.
_Aur._ And you have deferred the telling it, till it is past time to study for prevention.
_Cam._ Let us run thither immediately, and either perish in't, or free them. You'll assist me with your sword?
_Aur._ Yes, if I cannot do it to more purpose with my counsel. Let us first play the fairest of our game; 'tis time enough to snatch when we have lost it. [_Exeunt._