The Witch Doctor and other Rhodesian Studies
Part 10
I don't attempt to reproduce his accent or the queer, querulous way he had of talking, because I can't. He was an old Scotsman, so you may fill in the local colour for yourself.
"I want to tell you something."
"Yes."
"You won't give me away?"
"No, of course not."
"You won't tell the other two?"
"Certainly not, but who are the other two?"
The old man looked out of the tent again and quickly back at me. He placed his finger alongside his nose and winked. Then he said in a loud voice: "I must be going. Thanks for the drink. No, I won't have another. It's getting late and my pals will be anxious."
Through his talk I heard an approaching footstep.
The old man backed out of my tent and I followed him. Within a few yards of us was another man approaching hurriedly. He looked anxiously from me to the old Scotsman and back again.
He stopped and, addressing the old, old man, said: "What are you doing here?"
This annoyed me. I was on the point of asking very sharply what he wanted, anyway, when the expression of both made me pause.
On the old man's face, fear; on the newcomer's, anger, suspicion, greed, cruelty--a bad face of a bad man.
My curiosity was aroused; I answered the question.
"Your friend has been having a drink with me. Won't you have one?"
"No, I will not." Then, by way of an afterthought: "No, thank you very much." And the fellow smiled with his ugly mouth, but not with his eyes.
The intruder, as I now regarded him, seemed in a hurry to be gone.
"The canoe boys are waiting for us and we must go. Come along, Macdonald."
The old man turned his face towards me and, as he said good-bye, I saw a great fear in his eyes.
Ignoring the other, I begged him to stay the night and promised to try my best to mend his gun. He shook his head and turned slowly away.
The ugly man hurried him along towards the bank of the river and helped him into the canoe. I felt there was something wrong but didn't see how I could interfere.
As the pair pushed off from the bank, the other man turned round and shot a searching look at me. What could the mystery be? That thick-set, black-haired little devil was up to no good. He looked as if could murder the old man, me, or anyone else, if necessary.
I saw nothing of them next day, but my natives told me that there were three white men with a waggon camped on the other side. I sent a boy across to spy out the land, but he came back with no information of any real importance.
On the third day I felt so uneasy about the old man that I half made up my mind to cross the river to see him. I was prevented from doing so by the arrival at my camp of the veriest pair of ruffians I ever clapped eyes on.
As they walked up from the river I had time to study them. And a pair of arrant scoundrels they looked.
The man who had already paid me one visit was talking rapidly to a fat, unhealthy-looking fellow who seemed to feel mere walking an excessive exertion, for he puffed, stooped, and walked awkwardly.
The stranger wore a waistcoat but no coat. His braces, which were red, hung untidily on either side; he had forgotten to slip them over his shoulders when putting on his waistcoat.
When they reached my tent I offered them chairs. The fat man sank into one, his thick-set companion stood.
It was the latter who talked. The other mopped his perspiring forehead with a blue cotton handkerchief, and seemed capable only of saying: "That is so; yes, yes," in support of his companion's rapid talk.
It soon became obvious that this precious pair wanted to know exactly what the old man had told me three days before. As he had told me nothing, it was easy to answer them.
"How did I find the old man?"
"Just that he seemed very old, much too old to be at the Zambesi at his time of life."
"Didn't I find him lightheaded?"
"On the contrary, quite normal."
"Hadn't he spun me some queer yarns?"
"No; just told me of his gun and his accident with it."
"Well, as a matter of fact, he was off his head, and I really mustn't believe all he said. Oh dear, he had kept them both in fits of laughter on the road up with his queer notions. Stories of gold mines and suchlike nonsense. Hadn't he talked of that kind of thing?"
"No."
"Well, he was now in bed with a go of fever and talking queerer than usual. Yes, if I could spare it, they'd like some quinine for him; but they had better be going, for it wasn't playing the game to leave an old man for long who had the fever on him."
The pair got up to go.
I disliked them both, especially the fat one, who looked to me like a city-bred parasite--a barman, bookmaker, tobacconist's assistant, or something of that sort. They glanced round them and hesitated, evidently expecting to be asked to drink with me. I would sooner have gone "three out" of a bottle of beer with a couple of hogs.
Presently they went off, evidently much relieved to find I knew nothing.
I was now determined to know all, and quickly; but how to get hold of the old man alone again was the difficulty.
As I sat in my chair thinking, I recollected a remark let fall by the boy I sent to spy upon them: "The fat one drank much Kaffir beer, which he bought from the natives who lived on the north bank of the river."
I sent a messenger to the headman of the village with an order to make much beer, pots and pots of it, and take it new and half-fermented to the white men on the other side. I instructed the headman to sell it cheaply, and said that I would make up the difference.
In due course I had my reward. The old Scotsman came over and told me one of his companions was in great pain and the other was trying to ease the pain by rubbing fat on his belly, that he himself had got away unnoticed, and now wanted to tell me all about "it."
I was naturally all anxiety to hear what "it" was all about, and made the old man sit down.
Now why is it, I wonder, that old men can't come quickly to the point? Much to my annoyance, he wasted a good half an hour telling me what scamps the other two were; how he felt sure that, given half a chance, they would "do him in" but not until they had got from him his secret. Tell them? Not on your life!
But he would tell me; oh yes, he would tell me. Ever seen a ruby? No, not out of a ring? Well, I should see one now and hold it in my hand. A large one, fit for a king. And he would tell me where to find more. Hundreds of them. The other two had brought him up to the Zambesi just to find out where the rubies were. But he wasn't going to tell them, not he. They were too darned stingy with the whisky bottle; besides, they wouldn't sign a paper on it. A man who wouldn't sign a paper on a deal was up to no good--didn't intend to play fair. Now what did I think they should pay him for showing them where the ruby mine was? Would a couple of hundred be a fair thing?
And so on, and on, and on.
I gave him the best advice I could, which amounted to a warning not to trust his companions.
Then he showed me the ruby, which he carried in a small blue medicine bottle marked "fever mixture."
I knew precious little about rubies, and told him so. It was then that I tried it between the two half-crowns.
Having satisfied myself that it was a very hard stone, even if it weren't a ruby, I gave it back to him, and he returned it to its bottle.
He then told me that, many years before, he had been travelling in company with a Jesuit Father along the banks of the Zambesi. That just below the village of a native, whose name for the moment he could not remember, he had found the rubies. One he had kept and the other he had given to the priest, who told him he was going home to France shortly and would find out whether the stone was worth anything or not. If it had value, he would sell it and go halves.
They went down south together, and parted company at Grahamstown. A year later he was sent for by the manager of the Bank and told that L480 had been remitted to him by the Reverend Father.
The money came in handy, and for one reason or another he didn't bother about going all the way up to the Zambesi to get more rubies. He also got married and settled down in Bechuanaland on a farm.
But his wife had lately died. His two daughters were married, and his son was killed in the Matabeleland rebellion. Then he lost all his cattle by rinderpest.
So he left the farm and went to Bulawayo. He didn't know anyone there, but took up with his two companions, met them in a bar, told them about the ruby and showed it to them. A Jew had assured them that the stone was a ruby right enough, and had, he believed, put up some cash for their outfit and journey.
But they wouldn't sign a paper, and were up to no good. He had come up to the Zambesi--felt he had to. It was hard to make money nowadays.
"But I'll tell you all about it," he said, "and where the mine is, so that, if these fellows do me in, you can get the stones. They shan't have them. You know where the Gwai River runs into the Zambesi?"
"Yes."
"Well, it's not quite so far down--Listen! Did you hear that?"
"No, what?"
"That calling for help. There it is again."
We went to the tent door and looked towards the river. In midstream we could see a canoe bottom up. One white man was sitting astride at one end, and there was a native at the other. A second white man was swimming for the bank.
I ran down to the landing stage, calling my canoe boys as I went. For the moment I forgot all about my visitor. There was a white man in the water and, scamp though he undoubtedly was, I couldn't let him drown.
My boys and I got him ashore. It was the thickset one. His fat, unhealthy-looking companion was floating down the river astride the upturned canoe.
After landing the one, I sent my boys back for the other. They had had a thorough wetting and the city-bred fellow was very much scared.
I had their clothes dried and then sent them back to their camp in my own canoe. It appears that an angry hippopotamus attacked them.
All this time I had little time to think about old Macdonald. I asked my people about him and they told me that he had slipped away and crossed in a canoe to the white man's camp whilst the other men's clothes were being dried.
Not a word was said about the Kaffir beer. If the pair of villains were coming across the river to me for assistance or medicine when the accident happened, they forgot to mention the fact in the excitement of the moment and after.
Next day they were gone--all three of them, ruby and all. And I never saw any of them again. But I did see in a Bulawayo paper, which reached me later, the following announcement:
"At the Memorial Hospital, Bulawayo, John Macdonald, died of blackwater fever. Funeral (Hendrix and Sons) starting from the Hospital at 3.30 this afternoon."
So I repeat there are rubies in Africa, somewhere on the banks of the Zambesi, below the Falls, but north of where the Gwai river makes its junction. If you decide to go and look for them, good luck to you!
THE CATTLE KING.
Schiller was a cattle trader by profession, and he made a lot of money.
He was incidentally a Jew by birth, an Austrian by accident, a hairdresser by training, and a soldier of fortune when occasion offered. He was quite illiterate.
Although he could neither read nor write he yet kept accurate enough accounts of all his many transactions with the natives. He once showed me his accounts. They consisted of notches on tally sticks. I couldn't make head or tail of them, but Schiller knew to a shilling how much each ox had cost him and how many cattle he had.
One Sunday morning he came over to my bungalow and told me all the gossip of the country-side. Incidentally he remarked that my hair wanted cutting, and asked if he might have the pleasure of operating.
I thanked him and sat down.
To my amazement he produced from a little black bag all the implements of the trade, including a pink print sheet which he proceeded to tuck in round my neck.
His touch was unmistakable.
"Aren't you a professional?"
"Yes, sir, from ---- of Bond Street."
From that day on, twice a month if I was at home, this man who was worth at least twenty thousand pounds cut my hair for sixpence.
He called himself the "Cattle King."
I first met him when he made application for a cattle trading licence at my office: this was many years ago.
As, in those days, we could issue or withhold a licence at discretion, I questioned Schiller closely.
He didn't look like the ordinary Jew. By that I mean he hadn't a pronounced nose: on the contrary, it was small and snubby. He told me he was a Jew, I should not have guessed it.
He wore a long row of medal ribbons and, in support of his claim to them, produced discharge papers from every irregular force raised in Africa during the last twenty years.
I read the papers carefully and could but conclude that the little man who applied for a licence was a confirmed fire-eater and a very gallant soldier.
No camp follower he. His medals were earned and at the cost of not a few wounds. I later saw these honourable scars.
I gave him his licence and asked him to sign an undertaking designed to control certain undesirable activities in which it was just possible he might wish to indulge.
He couldn't write his name. A large X with a few unnecessary blots thrown in adorned the record of his promise. He never broke his word: in fact that man's word was his bond in the truest sense.
I have always found that an illiterate man is a much more rapid learner than one who keeps a note book. The one relies upon his memory and so strengthens it; the other discourages it by admitting its limitations.
He learnt the local dialect rapidly, and his pronunciation was quite good. This gave him advantage over his rival traders.
Natives like to hear their language spoken by a white man, and, as Schiller was a fluent talker, his company was much sought after.
He was a trading genius. Anything he had for sale soon became the rage with the large native population. He got to know most of the great ladies of the land. Knowing that great ladies, be they white or black, set the fashions, he persuaded them to patronise his store and accept long credit.
If this particular pattern of print did not generally commend itself to the community, one of the important dames would shortly appear draped in yards of it. If that coloured bead did not sell freely, a personage in the Chief's household would soon be seen wearing string after string of it.
But it was cattle he wanted, and cattle he got. So large did his herd of fine beasts become that the Chief himself grew jealous, and issued a warning to his people not to sell too freely.
Still the herd increased. The man dealt more fairly with the people than the other traders, and, moreover, did not make the mistake of getting upon too familiar terms with his customers.
During my absence on a tour of inspection a crisis arose. The Chief forbade his people to have any further dealings with the Cattle King.
Schiller counted his gains, branded his cattle, and sent them south to the rail-head for sale. Then he closed his store.
Just at this time a number of waggons arrived bearing many cases and bales of new goods for him. These were off-loaded, unpacked, and disappeared into the closed store.
Then Schiller made a hatch in the store door not unlike that of a railway booking-office. He left the shutter ajar, but piled up goods in front of all the windows. Black noses in plenty gathered against the panes, but goods--goods everywhere--blocked a view of the interior of the store.
Through the hatch Schiller could be seen mysteriously occupied. He had a chequered board in front of him with many little discs of wood upon it. He sat with eyes fixed on the board, and from time to time moved a disc.
He told all inquirers that his store had been closed by orders of the Chief, and that he himself was very busy.
News of the trader's preoccupation spread about. Was he making medicine with which to harm the people? Surely not; he was a kind little man.
Was he communicating in some strange way with the absent Commissioner? That might be; better make sure.
The Chief became uneasy. At last he sent his principal headman to inquire.
This headman had received some education at the Mission school, so he wrote a polite letter to warn the trader of his coming.
SIR,
My greetings to the honest man the merchant. I hope you have slept well I am telling you that I have not seen you for a long time and it is my intention of coming to see how you get on. I am well and my wife is well. Now I must close my letter.
Your friend, GONYE.
The envelope bore the address:
Mr. Shiler, Esq., The Merchant.
The letter was duly delivered at the hatch. Schiller pretended to read it and said there was no answer.
As a rule he brought his letters to be read by my native clerk, but I had taken him with me on my tour.
If the Cattle King was surprised when the headman pushed open the hatch shutter and looked in, he did not show it.
He glanced up from his draught-board impatiently, frowned at the interruption, and turned to the game again. He was playing self versus self, and self was giving self no end of a tussle.
"Good-day to you, Merchant."
"Good-day, Gonye."
"I hope you have slept well?"
"Yes, and you?"
"Oh, yes, I have slept very well, thank you, Merchant."
Silence fell upon the pair, and the game of self _v._ self proceeded.
"Huff you for not taking me here," muttered Schiller.
"Crown me, please," replied Schiller.
"What are you doing, honest man?" asked Gonye.
"Yes," replied the merchant abstractedly.
"You do not trade now, Merchant."
"No, your Chief has closed my store."
"Will you tell the Commissioner?"
"Of course."
"What will he do?"
"The Chief and you will know what he will do when he does it."
"What are you doing now, honest man?" asked Gonye, and added--"May I come in?"
"Yes, if you don't talk or touch the goods."
The trader got up and let the native in, but returned to his game without ceremony.
Gonye walked round the piled-up counters and inspected the well-filled shelves. Here were goods indeed. Goods worth many head of cattle. Blankets, coloured print, calico, brass wire, beads, shirts, hats, coats, sugar, jam, tobacco, pipes, knives, looking-glasses, mouth organs, and goodness knows what besides.
Seeing all these nice new things created many wants in the headman's heart. But the Chief had closed the store.
Gonye wandered back to where the trader sat and watched him.
With a shout of triumph, self beat self by two kings. Schiller rearranged the board for another contest.
"Is it a game?" asked Gonye.
"Yes, it's a game."
"Is it a very hard game?"
"Very hard."
"Did it take you long to learn?"
"Years and years."
"Could I learn it?"
The trader sat back in his chair and looked fixedly at the native. "You might," he said.
"Will you teach me?"
"I will try to; bring up that chair and sit down."
The rest of the afternoon was spent by Schiller initiating Gonye into the mysteries of draughts.
Next day the native came again.
"I think I can play now, Merchant."
"Do you? Well, you take black and I will play with white."
Schiller won, with a loss of scarcely a man.
"Try again, Gonye."
Schiller played a cunning game, so the native made a slightly better showing next time. The third game he did better still. The fourth game he won.
That was the only game of draughts he ever did win against the trader. In his triumph the headman persuaded the Chief to declare the store reopened. The merchant was a good man. He was indeed an honest man. His cattle kraal was empty. What would they say to the Commissioner on his return? The trader would of course complain. Moreover, the store was full of very nice goods.
The next morning the store was opened and the natives flocked to it with their cattle. Schiller did a great trade, and bought more cattle in a week than all the other traders combined had done in three months.
Gonye felt rather sore as the merchant declared that he was now too busy trading to play draughts. However, Schiller, who was no fool, made his position of Cattle King secure by presenting the board and men to Gonye.
The last I heard of Schiller was at the outbreak of the Great War. He had joined the Force which set out to take German South-West Africa.
PARTNERS.
Jack Fernie and William Black became partners in the usually pleasant business of seeing something of the world.
What the two men had in common was little enough so far as I could discover. They appeared to meet on the common ground of boots--uncommon boots.
Fernie hated wet feet. He argued that if water got in over the top of the boot, the foot remained damp all day, which was bad for you. So he punched holes through the leather of the uppers, all round, just where it bends in to meet the soles. He explained that since water must find its own level, it will run out of your boots as readily as it will run in, if given a fair chance.
Black went in constant dread of developing an ingrowing toenail, so he wore boots with two compartments inside, one for the big toe and the other for the rest. They were very ugly, clumsy boots, but Black declared that they were a sure preventive and very comfortable.
These two strange creatures were never tired of discussing each other's boots.
Now Fernie had been second officer on board a liner. On the way home from India he had said unrepeatable things to a parson. When he arrived in London his directors sent for him, scolded him severely, and dismissed him from their service.
When I got to know Fernie well, I asked him what all the trouble had been about. He was not very communicative; he merely said that he could no more abide a black coat than he could a black cat. With that he changed the subject, and I had to be content.
Black had slaved as a clerk in the City for thirty-five years and doubtless would have remained one for the rest of his natural life had not an old lady, no relation of his, left him in her will a sum of money which provided him with an income of between six and seven hundred a year. There was no mention of the why and the wherefore in the will, and Black declared that he couldn't imagine why she did him this good turn.
It appears that Fernie and Black first met in Bulawayo. How, exactly, I don't know. They had bought a donkey-waggon and set out for the Zambesi river, which they crossed at a place called Kazungula, some forty-five miles above the Victoria Falls.
Their introduction to me was a curious one. Fernie walked into my camp one day, followed by Black. He said: "Are you the magistrate of these parts?"
"Yes."
"Well, will you sell us up?"
"What do you mean?"
"You see, we're partners, Black and I. We don't get on as such and want to dissolve. Isn't that so, Black?"
"Yes."
"So we want you to sell us up; sell our outfit as it stands--waggon, donkeys, and everything else we've got. Don't we, Black?"
"Yes."
"But," I said, "who do you expect to buy in a place like this? There isn't a white man within a couple of hundred miles. I'm not buying donkeys, and the natives can't."
"That's all right," said Fernie. "I will do all the bidding, and you can divide the proceeds between us."
"Yes," said Black, "that's what we want you to do."
Of course, I agreed to help and asked them to set out the things for sale.
When everything was ready, Black handed to me a list, neatly written and ruled with two money columns, one headed "Cost Price" and the other "Sale Price."
I had never acted as auctioneer before, but that didn't matter; entering into the spirit of the thing, I began.
"Gentlemen, I have here as fine a span of donkeys and as sound a waggon as ever came north of the Zambesi----"
But Fernie cut me short with: "A hundred and sixty pounds."