The Roycroft Dictionary, Concocted by Ali Baba and the Bunch on Rainy Days.
Part 5
ZODIAC: 1. The wallpaper of the heavens. 2. The mirrors of the nothingness of Man and the sublimity of the nothingness of Space.
ZEAL: The feeling you have before you secure the thing, as compared with "Stung," which is your condition after you have captured it.
ZONE: The region immediately surrounding a Limburger Cheese.
ZERO: A round figure often referred to by Doctor Cook in his diary, and which his enemies tried to make symbolic of himself.
ZIGZAG: The route followed by poets in arriving at truth, as opposed to the direct course which they take for the buffet.
ZEUS: A grouchy old god who was so reduced in estate that he posed as a model for Greek artists.
ZEPHYR: A ladylike blizzard.
ZEITGEIST: The things that everybody believes, but that nobody understands.
Transcriber's Notes:
Italics indicated _like this_
Small caps indicated LIKE THIS.
Each word definition was surrounded by small bullet shaped decorations.
Each letter group definition list and each page was surrounded by page-width decorations.
The definitions are not in alphabetical order in the original.
Corrections made to text:
Definition of agriculturist: duplicate "in" removed.
Definition of chums: right parenthesis supplied at end of second sentence.
Definition of consciousness: extraneous right parenthesis removed.
Definition of decalogue: "animiles" corrected to "animals".
Definition of diplomat: "man" corrected to "woman".
Definition of house: comma at end of sentence two changed to period.
Definition of oratory: 4 changed to 3.
End of Project Gutenberg's The Roycroft Dictionary, by Elbert Hubbard