Category: Humour

The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary

“Aunt Mary en fête” (May Robson as “Aunt Mary”) “‘Do not let us play any longer,’ she said. ‘Let us be in earnest’” “‘She’s goin’ to the city all alone!’ Lucinda’s voice suddenly proclaimed behind him” Aunt Mary and Her Escorts “The carriage stopped three hundred feet below th...

Chapters

16. Chapter 16

“I feel as if the automobile was runnin’ up my back and over my head,” she said, thoughtfully passing her hand along the machine’s imaginary course. Then she rang her bell and J...

26. Chapter 26

To the large square room where he had slept (on and off) during a goodly portion of his boyhood life, Jack went to repose from his journey, there to meditate the situation which...

15. Chapter 15

Aunt Mary descended the stairs about half-past nine; she thought it was about a quarter to eight, but the difference between the hour that it was and the hour that she thought t...

21. Chapter 21

One was that Mr. Stebbins found it advisable to address a discreet letter to John Watkins, Jr., Denham, conveying the information that although he must not count unduly upon the...

18. Chapter 18

It was undeniably a night to be remembered. And Aunt Mary’s entertainers drew in deep breaths as they girded themselves for the conflict. They certainly intended to do themselve...

17. Chapter 17

The next date upon the little gold and ivory memorandum card which hung beside Aunt Mary’s watch was that set for Burnett’s picnic, but its dawning found both host and guest too...

12. Chapter 12

The first result of Mrs. Rosscott’s invitation was that Jack refused. He said that he had a sister of his own—two, if it came to that—and so he could easily manage for himself....

13. Chapter 13

In Aunt Mary’s part of the country the skies had been crying themselves sick for the last six weeks. The cranberry bog was a goner forever, it was feared, and a little house, ve...

2. Chapter 2

The first time that Jack was threatened with expulsion from college his Aunt Mary was much surprised and decidedly vexed—mainly at the college. His family were less surprised, v...

11. Chapter 11

Holloway lay well back in a sleepy-hollow chair and looked indolently, lazily handsome; his hostess was up on—well up on the divan, and he had the full benefit of her admirable...

10. Chapter 10

It was on a Saturday about the middle of May that Jack came to town, his mind well braced with love and arguments, and his main thoughts being that when he returned something wo...

23. Chapter 23

I wish to remark at once that we did not sleep any last night. Jack told us at dinner, and we spent the evening making a melancholy tour of places where we had been with you. If...

27. Chapter 27

She has it all made up for him to marry her, and she is certainly as happy as she is and he is themselves. She is making plans at a great rate and she has consented to have her...

6. Chapter 6

The next day was a very memorable day for Jack. The day after a falling in love is always a red-letter day; but the day after _the_ falling in love—ah!

4. Chapter 4

It has been previously stated that Aunt Mary’s nephew, Jack, was a scapegrace, and as delightful as scapegraces generally are. It goes without saying that he was good-looking; a...

20. Chapter 20

Aunt Mary quitted the train with a dignity which was sufficiently overpowering to counteract the effect of her bonnet’s being somewhat awry. She greeted Joshua with a chill perf...

3. Chapter 3

The news was conveyed to Aunt Mary through private advices from Mr. Stebbins (who had been hastily summoned to the city for purposes of bail); she was very angry indeed, this ti...

7. Chapter 7

“Last night the _mater_ had her all mapped out for General Jiggs, and I had an awful time getting her off his hook and on to yours, and then you drove her all this morning and w...

14. Chapter 14

Aunt Mary’s arrival in the city just coincided with the arrival of that day’s five o’clock. Five o’clock in early June is very bright daylight, therefore she was rather bewilder...

5. Chapter 5

It was almost like a scene at a ball, the great white-and-gold music room before dinner that night. The Burnett family proper numbered fifteen among themselves, and there were n...

19. Chapter 19

The next day poor Aunt Mary had to undergo the ordeal of being obliged to turn her face away from all those joys which had so suddenly and brilliantly altered the hues of life f...

24. Chapter 24

Aunt Mary had herself propped up in bed to be ready for the return before Billy’s feet had ceased to cry splash on the road outside of the gate. Her eagerness tinged her pallor...

25. Chapter 25

Mary and Arethusa—Aunt Mary’s two nieces—were not uncommonly mercenary; but about three weeks after the new arrival they became seriously troubled over the ascendancy that she a...

8. Chapter 8

It was during that drive the next morning that Jack buoyed up by memories of Saturday and hopes of coming Saturdays, poured out the history of his life at Mrs. Rosscott’s knees....

9. Chapter 9

That first meeting was in February, you know, and by the last of April it had been followed by so many others that Burnett remarked one day to his chum:

22. Chapter 22

Along in the beginning of the fall Aunt Mary began suddenly to grow very feeble indeed. After the first week or two it became apparent that she would have to be quiet and very p...

1. Chapter 1

“Aunt Mary en fête” (May Robson as “Aunt Mary”) “‘Do not let us play any longer,’ she said. ‘Let us be in earnest’” “‘She’s goin’ to the city all alone!’ Lucinda’s voice suddenl...