Part 9

Over the chimney-pots, over the tiles, Over the gardens, two square miles, Float the sounds of that warlike blast, Proclaiming approaching relief at last. Doubt has fled, Fear hides its head, And curiosity reigns instead.

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In the square of the Church there’s a hubbub and fluster, In the square of the Church the brave warriors muster-- Cavalry warriors armed, spurred, and booted, With white-covered caps for the atmosphere suited, Jackets of blue, rather short in the waist, Garnished with silver in beautiful taste, Trousers of blue with a broad silver border And very long swords of the steel-scabbard order. One by one, To see the fun The citizens into the Church square run, And then they gaze In delighted amaze At the gallant scene the square displays, As the warriors gather by twos and threes Beneath the shadow of two small trees, Twirling mustachios in solemn monotony-- Excepting the captain, who hasn’t yet got any, While a few little boys Are making a noise And shouting, “Oh my! Here comes a guy! Oh come and look at this rummy fella A riding up with his umberella!” And truth to confess, It _did_ look a mess, As a hero rode up on his gallant Black Bess, And while he wore His costume _du corps_, In his hand a white-covered umbrella he bore.

The muster’s complete, Each man’s in his seat, Ready to do any desperate feat. The captain springs To his saddle, and flings A look which alone attention brings; Ere he gives the word, And as soon as it’s heard, Not a limb but in discipline’s rule is stirred, And every one sees that those gaily clad men are all Ready to die at the word of their general. (I give him this title, for though it is true He’s a captain alone--of this rifle corps blue-- The intelligent reader will also discern he’s Her Majesty’s General--of the Attorneys.)

Away! list again to the trumpet, for hark! it Sounds gallantly out from the square of Greenmarket. Away! seek the steps of the classic Town Hall: See the infantry Rifles respond to the call, Officers, privates, and bandsmen, and all; All looking valiant, and all to a man Determined at least to be found in “the van.”

And now cavalry, infantry, all are assembled, And Greenmarket Square ’neath their tramp has trembled; And orders of all sorts on all sides are given, And spurs in the flanks of the chargers are driven-- “March!” “Forward!” Away! “Drive on, coachee!” all tell a Sad tale of what Horace calls _aspera bella_.

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The way was long, the day was hot, The Rifles very warm had got; Their bright blue coats and silver gay Seemed to befit a cooler day; Their swords, their glory and their joy, Hung in their sheaths, a useless toy; The first of all the Rifles they Who rode forth to the Kafir fray. But, well-a-day! that luck was fled, No Kafirs were discoverèd: Though they, the bravest of their race, Longed to be with them face to face. No more with hopeful looks they glance, And spur their steeds to make them prance; But half their ardour, martial, gay, In perspiration melts away.

Yet now they make a gallant push, And bravely scour the scrubby bush. Woe to the foe that lurks within, While forward dashes headlong Glynn. Woe to the foe! “What’s that? Holloa! Somebody’s hiding there, I know. Huzzah! there he is, With his coal-black phiz, And his black woolly hair too all in a friz: Yield, villain! yield, or prepare to feel Two feet and a half of this trusty steel!”

The villian _has_ yielded--they’ve captured him, And they’ve tied up his wrists with a bit of a reim-- First fruits of the foray! oh, gallant Glynn, ’Tis thine the honour of war to win. But what’s that remark? Who talks of a lark? Do tell us, oh do, Is it really true? From trooper to trooper the sentence that’s _now_ heard, “The woolly head chap’s Mr. Somebody’s cowherd.” The gallant captain’s seen to smile, Gravely shakes his head awhile, Then, as he taps his sabre’s hilt, he Cries, “Let him go! he’s found ‘not guilty.’”

Forward again in the roasting sun, Horses and troopers, too, almost done, March forth the cavalry, one by one; And behind them the infantry’s green coats appear, For they’re still in “the van” though they’re still in the rear.

Forward they move, but alas! alas! Not a Kafir is seen through all the pass (Though Private Saunders has brought a glass). Camp’s Bay is reached, and each Rifleman’s breast At that moment a thrill of joy confest, As he gazed on the scene, and half-way up the hill he Perceived in the distance the round house of Tilley. And here awhile they rest from labour, Rifle cast aside and sabre; At the provisions do their worst, With beer and soda slake their thirst; But how they ate and how they drank, As if each throttle were a tank-- To tell all this my pen would fail; But even Porter turned to ale.

That night the warrior band returned, But though their hearts with valour burned, Not one his spurs as yet had earned. Though hands were firm and nerves unshaken, The Kafir foemen had saved their bacon, And (saving the cowboy) no prisoner was taken.

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The shades of the night Had taken to flight, The sun gave out all his heat and light; When some one averred That some one had heard (Or perhaps had been told by some sharp little bird) That the fir-trees which grow In many a row, And make ’neath our mountain so pleasant a show, Concealed in their deepest and darkest recess The runaway Kafirs who’d made all this mess; To the terror and horror of those who lived near, And who hinted they just entertained the slight fear That between thirst and hunger--a terrible fix-- They might cut people’s throats as they’d cut their own sticks. Away at the word goes the valiant crew, Searching the fir forest right through and through: “Steady!” cries Captain T----, “steady, men, steady! Keep your eyes open--be silent and ready.”

Ha, ha, ha! there they go-- ’Tis the foe; ’tis the foe-- But still not an inch of their skins dare they show. Bang, bang! goes each gun: Helter skelter, too, run The Rifles, pursuing like mad or like fun-- When some one exultingly cries out “Here’s one!”

’Twas true! ’twas one! the ball had sped, And entered the dying wretch’s head; Forth from the wound the life-blood flowed, And, stretched in the warriors’ very road, A grisly baboon its carcase showed! And the Riflemen stared, Half puzzled, half scared, While a private coarsely remarked, “I’m blowed.” Thus the second day’s deeds to an end were brought, But somehow the Kafirs were _not_ yet caught.

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How it turned out next day ’Twere not easy to say; But five gallant gentlemen happened to stray Through the woods for a search, and without any fuss, Which so often brings forth the _ridiculus mus_, Pounced right on the runaway Kafirs and bagged them-- That is, on fourteen (quite enough to have scragged them); And this feat all their comrades in arms pronounced lucky-- For my part, _I_ call it uncommonly “plucky.”

And thus ended the Rifle Corps Kafir campaign-- Whose like may the Rifle Corps ne’er see again, For they’d very much trouble and very small gain.

But Cape Town all felt that, with such an array Of valour to guard it by night and by day, It might sleep in its bed, And not trouble its head About Kafirs in prison, or Kafirs who’d fled. For myself I can vow, If there’s ever a row, I sha’n’t think a bit of the consequence now. For regular regiments I care not a rap: The Rifle Corps guards me, what _can_ spoil my nap?

_A. W. Cole._

_AN IDYL OF A PRINCE._

(NOT AFTER TENNYSON.)

If ever by chance You should happen to glance At a map of the world, and should come upon France, Raise your eyes just a bit, un- Till you have hit on, An Island that’s known as the home of the Briton. Now, if it weren’t wrong To put faith in a song, You would find from a ditty, by one Mr. Campbell, That one fine day this island Arose, high and dry land, Right out of the sea--from no submarine gambol; But was turned out by order, Express to afford her Assistance to Neptune in ruling the ocean, Which may be the truth, or a mere poet’s notion.

Be this as it may-- And I don’t mean to say I have faith in the literal truth of the lay-- She _has_ ruled the ocean a pretty long while, and Is considered a bright little, tight little island;

And, as one thing to brag of, Possesses a flag of Such capital bunting, that one Thomas Dibdin Declared as a fact--and I don’t think he fibbed in The assertion, which every nation allows and hears-- It has braved war and tempest, unhurt, for a thousand years. And, in spite of the seas, Of the foes and the breeze, It’s as good at this moment as when they first made it,-- Spotless, untattered, and not a bit faded.

To cherish this standard She has fought, in each land, hard, But the sea, after all, has been ever her grand card; And the waves, as they roll From equator to pole, Bear fleets on their highway which never pay toll, Being franked by this banner, Which waves, in the manner I’ve mentioned before, all the breezes that fan her.

I think it an error, to fancy that history Ever records (when it’s truthful) a mystery. The eyes of a mole Can’t read a large scroll; They may pick out each letter, but don’t see the whole. The _qui currit potest_ Legere’s no test, As those who have dipped ’neath the surface must know best. So, though it seems queer To children who hear That the tight little island we’re writing of here Has contrived to get on with such brilliant successes,-- Adding conquest to conquest, until she possesses Much more than old Rome ever ventured to vote as Her provinces--see _orbs veteribus notus_-- Yet one who reflects On the matter, detects All the secret to lie in the fact of the ocean Receiving his child’s never-failing devotion,-- A devotion repaid By _his_ ne’er-failing aid, So that all the world over, From China to Dover, Her fleets defy foeman, and pirate, and rover, And her shores are as happy as cows are in clover.

Now let your eyes stray On the map, a long way From this tight little island, until they make play Over dreary hot lands Of deserts and sands, Where brave Captain Speke Has set off to seek For the source of the Nile, till you come, if you’ll follow me, To a country baptized with the name of Cape Colony. And you’ll find, near its south-western corner, stuck down At the foot of the mountain called Table, a town.

In this town, then, there dwell, As geographers tell, A great many people of all sorts of hues, Heathen, Mohammedans, Christians and Jews, Dutchmen and Englishmen, black Mozambiquas, Tawny Malays, and a sprinkling of Griquas, Hottentots, Kafirs, and Negroes and others, Who’d be puzzled to point out their fathers or mothers.

They say on the whole that the town’s rather pretty (By the way they’ve a bishop, so call it a city); But apt to be sleepy, and stagnant and dull, In a kind of perpetual calm, or a lull Of such very long lasting, that no one can form An idea of the time when it last had a storm. Now did you ever try on A slumbering lion (Of course safe in a cage, or fixed in the wrong hole) The experiment called stirring up with a long pole? First you tickle him gently, he stops in a snore, Then you pummel his ribs and he utters a roar.

Then you give it him harder--a bound and a shake, A jump at the bars which may well make you quake, Mane and tail up on end--and the lion’s awake. Just so they relate How this city of late, Being sleepy and slow as a solemn debate, Was aroused from repose By a fly on its nose, In the shape of a rumour disturbing its doze. The rumour then spread, and the faster it flew, The more evident was it the rumour was true. The city jumped up from its very long snooze, Threw its nightcap aside, donned its small clothes and shoes, And was more wide-awake than’t has ever been since It was built--for till now it ne’er welcomed a Prince! A Prince, then, was coming--a Prince of Blood Royal-- The son of a Queen to whom every one’s loyal; A Prince, too, who wears the triumphant blue jacket, To guard from affronting That famed bit of bunting, And pitch into the foe who shall dare to attack it.

A long while the city remained in suspense, Hopeful, but fidgety, making pretence Of not being excited, But looking delighted, As a boy newly breeched, or a cit newly knighted. Grand preparations For illuminations. Fêtes and regattas, and balls and reviews, Ev’ry one asking, “Well, what’s the last news?”

Ladies all crowding, besieging the shops, Buying dresses so grand that their brilliancy whops (As Jonathan says) all description, and gloves And wreaths that they fondly pronounce “perfect loves,” And lace-bordered lawn for each sweet little nose, And the finest of pinky-white gauzy silk hose, And white satin shoes for their dear little toes.

Volunteers, too, Green, scarlet, and blue, Furbish their uniforms up to look new, Polish up bayonets, rifles, and sabres, Looking forward with pride to their arduous labours, And twist their moustaches with pleasure prophetic Of how they will look--with the aid of cosmetic.

All things have an end, as experience teaches (Except crinoline, p’raps, or Upper House speeches); So at length the suspense was all over--at last The season of mere expectation was past, And in Simon’s Bay, No very great way From the city, all snug, the _Euryalus_ lay. In Adderley Street Citizens meet, Staring at telegrams, hauling out flags, Stowed safely away in their canvas bags, Guessing to-morrow will be a grand holiday, Vowing they’ll try, too, to make it a jolly day. Cabmen and coolies, Whose general rule is To get in the way when they’ve got nothing to do, Assemble in groups At street-corners or stoeps, And stop up the road when you try to get through. And little black boys Kick up a noise By way of evincing their innocent joys.

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The morrow came, up rose the sun, And who hath seen a brighter one? No cloud to obscure a single ray, A clear, warm, brilliant summer’s day. A day right worthy of its scene, A people’s homage to their Queen, In hailing with their heartfelt joy Her darling child--her sailor boy! The morrow has come; Trumpet and drum, Streamers and pennants, Houses empty of tenants, Cannon and bells,-- Everything tells Of a day that’s begun Of rejoicing and fun. The city’s awake now, as sure as a gun, And looks almost as bright as that glorious sun.

It’s past half-past one, and it’s drawing near two-- The hour he’s to come, if the programme speak true. Chevalier Duprat, with his stout bombardiers, Is preparing salutes to astonish our ears. The Rifle Corps, too, with their dark-green and black, Looking regular heroes, and shooters called “crack,” With their soldier-like colonel--right man in the right place, Though the steed that he rides isn’t such as he _might_ grace-- Line the streets in full force, With also the horse, Than whom none would fight more-- The brave blue and white corps, With helmets of silver--such regular shiners-- And the scarlet and gold of the sappers-and-miners. And last, but not least, with their breeks in zigzag stripes, The gallant Scotch corps, with their capital bagpipes. To these add the regulars--regular bricks-- The brave Fifty-ninth, with its flag inscribed LIX. (And so it does everything--pardon the pun, Its atrociously bad, but it’s true as the sun.)

At length one hears, From the bombardiers, The banging of cannon, which serves for their cheers; And the Prince with his retinue really appears Over Castle-bridge, past Caledon Square, Of all, save stones and mud-holes, bare. Beside the parade, with its stunted firs, Which scarcely the sign of a breeze now stirs, Through a street where the breeze pretty frequently plays her part, Now known as Darling Street--_ci-devant_ Keizersgracht.

The Prince had arrived, and no princely race Showed ever a nobler youthful face; So full of beauty, so full of grace, His chestnut hair, his large blue eye, His features calm, wherein seem to lie Gentleness, intellect, majesty. A prince right worthy his royal name, His lineage proud, his father’s fame; Right worthy to wear the glorious blue, And fight ’neath the banner of England too-- The mightiest banner that ever flew!

And the motley crowd All shouts aloud, “Huzzah” and “hooray,” And “_Daar komaan hy_.” And they bless him, and praise him, and most of them pray That the time may arrive, when he’s got to majority, He may come here and handle the reins of authority. Some people, it’s true, Are inclined to look blue, For they don’t see a crown, and they fear it’s a “do;” And they’re hard to convince That a real royal prince Isn’t born with a crown Firmly wedged down To the top of his skull, Like the deck of a hull; But he sits on his horse like a prince, like a man, Sits as only a thoroughbred Englishman can.

In Adderley Street a big archway is seen, Symbol of triumph, and smothered in green, Flags waving gaily above it, and near Crowds of all sorts of people to see and to cheer; Then coming next on The house of the sexton, Past the church, and the banks, And the building that ranks Midst the finest of Cape Town attempts architectural, Though the order that claims it is purely conjectural, Up to the gateway At foot of the straight way Of oaks now all leafless, and passed the Museum With its curious contents (if the Prince could but see ’em), To Government House, where His Highness alights, And sees, lucky Prince, the best sight of all sights, Such a bevy of fair ones, in costumes so neat, All murmuring, “How handsome! how charming! how sweet.” I doubt whether prince ever had such a treat.

And next the reception! How tell of the pushing, The fishing out cards, and the squeezing and crushing, The bows that are made and the looks that are given, The gorgeous “get ups” of those who have striven To display their own grandeur as well as their loyalty, By wonderful ties to astonish young royalty! And the ladies, the dears, Abandoning fears, Leaving benches outside Through the windows they glide, Rush into the chamber like fairies demented, Resolved to be present--though not yet presented. And all the men swear, And the ladies declare, The former “by Jove,” and the latter “’pon honour,” That to look on that handsome young face is a _bonheur_, So great that they feel at that moment they doubly can Pity a people that’s only republican.

The sun’s gone to bed, And gas lamps instead, And lamps blue, white, and red, Such a flood of light shed As drive notions of darkness clean out of your head. Pictures, devices, Like very large slices From very large twelfth-cakes, illustrate the crisis. A lady of very extensive dimensions, With a helmet and spear of most warlike pretensions, But without crinoline, Is everywhere seen Sitting down on her shield by a sea very green; And lending a hand To assist to the land A tall, thin, blue gentleman, dressed very grand.

And one in an able way Represents Table Bay, And a very large dolphin with greenest of tails, And fins up on end, p’r’aps to serve him for sails, And another blue gentleman stuck on its back, Though you’d fancy yourself you’d be off in a crack If you ventured to sea on so fishy a smack. And mermaids are there, With long flowing hair, And their scaly green tails sticking up in the air; And Neptune with trident, with mighty long beard, Hails a nice little midshipman, looking half “skeer’d.” Stores, mansions, and shops--all’s a blaze of bright light, And crowds--black, white, tawney--look on with delight Save where the long range Of the Merchants’ Exchange Is all in the dark, and the people that stare up Hear that somehow the electric light _won’t_ give a flare-up.

There’s the morning gun! There’s the rising sun! Put out all the lamps--the fun’s over and done. The city’s done all that a good city can, For one day, at least, has turned out to a man. There’s more work before her of much the same sort, All sorts of revelry, all sorts of sport. But my muse for a time flits away from these shores To take breath, or, more _nauticé_, “lie on her oars.” But she cries, As she flies To her home in the skies, As she ever shall cry till her good lungs shall fail her, “Hail, Son of Victoria! hail, Royal Sailor!”

MORAL.

By the way, as she flew, I may say, _entre nous_, Something fell from her pocket: it looked like a screw Of tobacco; but though she’s got capital jaws, I never yet found that her ladyship “chaws.” I picked it up carefully, undid the roll, And found nothing in it except a small scroll, Which is just in these words--for what I thought a “quid” is-- “Happy the Nation Whose Princes Are Middies!”

_A. W. Cole._

_A CHRISTMAS APPARITION._

A BIL-IOUS LEGEND.