Category: Humour

The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book

SIR,--It becomes every man in his station to acknowledge and praise virtue wheresoever he may find it, and to point it out for the admiration and example of his fellow-men.

Chapters

6. CHAPTER XXXII

SIR,--It becomes every man in his station to acknowledge and praise virtue wheresoever he may find it, and to point it out for the admiration and example of his fellow-men.

41. CHAPTER XXXII

A wedding-party that went across Derry Bridge to the sound of bell and cannon, had to flounder through a thick coat of frozen snow, that covered the slippery planks, and the hil...

7. CHAPTER I

The coach that brings the passenger by wood and mountain, by brawling waterfall and gloomy plain, by the lonely lake of Festiniog, and across the swinging world’s-wonder of a Me...

25. Act III. represents the English camp: Ginckle and his Generals

‘In vain Jove’s lightnings issues from the sky, For death more sure from British _ensigns_ fly. Their messengers of death much blood have spilled, And full three hundred of the...

33. CHAPTER XXIV

The little tour we have just been taking has been performed, not only by myriads of the ‘car-drivingest, tay-drinking, say-bathingest people in the world,’ the inhabitants of th...

21. CHAPTER XV

When it is stated that, throughout the town of Galway, you cannot get a cigar which costs more than twopence, Londoners may imagine the strangeness and remoteness of the place....

34. CHAPTER XXV

An agricultural show was to be held at the town of Naas, and I was glad, after having seen the grand exhibition at Cork, to be present at a more homely, unpretending country fes...

20. CHAPTER XIV

A capital steamer, which on this day was thronged with people, carried us for about four hours down the noble stream and landed us at Limerick Quay. The character of the landsca...

35. CHAPTER XXVI

The stranger can’t fail to be struck with the look of Dundalk, as he has been with the villages and country leading to it, when contrasted with places in the south and west of I...

40. CHAPTER XXXI

From Newtown Limavaddy to Derry, the traveller has many wild and noble prospects of Lough Foyle and the plains and mountains round it, and of scenes which may possibly in this c...

13. CHAPTER VII

Amidst the bustle and gaieties of the Agricultural Meeting, the working-day aspect of the city was not to be judged of: but I passed a fortnight in the place afterwards, during...

38. CHAPTER XXIX

The traveller no sooner issues from the inn by a back door, which he is informed will lead him straight to the Causeway, than the guides pounce upon him, with a dozen rough boat...

36. CHAPTER XXVII

My kind host gave orders to the small ragged boy that drove the car to take ‘particular care of the little gentleman’; and the car-boy, grinning in appreciation of the joke, dro...

26. CHAPTER XVII

The Clifden car, which carries the Dublin letters into the heart of Connemara, conducts the passenger over one of the most wild and beautiful districts that it is ever the fortu...

14. CHAPTER VIII

That light four-inside, four-horse coach, the ‘Skibbereen Perseverance,’ brought me fifty-two miles to-day, for the sum of three-and-sixpence, through a country which is, as usu...

8. CHAPTER II

It had been settled among my friends, I don’t know for what particular reason, that the Agricultural Show at Cork was an exhibition I was specially bound to see; when, therefore...

9. CHAPTER III

The next morning being fixed for the commencement of our journey towards Waterford, a carriage made its appearance in due time before the hall-door: an amateur stage-coach, with...

10. CHAPTER IV

The view of the town, from the bridge and the heights above it, is very imposing; as is the river both ways. Very large vessels sail up almost to the doors of the houses, and th...

37. CHAPTER XXVIII

The Lough of Belfast has a reputation for beauty almost as great as that of the Bay of Dublin; but though, on the day I left Belfast for Larne, the morning was fine, and the sky...

11. CHAPTER V

A man has no need to be an agriculturalist in order to take a warm interest in the success of the Irish Agricultural Society, and to see what vast good may result from it to the...

18. CHAPTER XII

The races were as gay as races could be, in spite of one or two untoward accidents that arrived at the close of the day’s sport. Where all the people came from that thronged out...

16. CHAPTER X

The Irish car seems accommodated for any number of persons: it appeared to be full when we left Glengariff, for a traveller from Bearhaven, and the five gentlemen from the yacht...

12. CHAPTER VI

There is a large Ursuline convent at Blackrock, near Cork, and a lady who had been educated there was kind enough to invite me to join a party to visit the place. Was not this a...

15. CHAPTER IX

A smart two-horse car takes the traveller thrice a week from Bantry to Killarney, by way of Glengariff and Kenmare. Unluckily, the rain was pouring down furiously as we passed t...

17. CHAPTER XI

Mrs. Macgillicuddy’s house is at the corner of the two principal streets of Killarney town, and the drawing-room windows command each a street. Before one window is a dismal, ri...

28. CHAPTER XIX

On leaving Ballynahinch (with sincere regret, as any lonely tourist may imagine, who is called upon to quit the hospitable friendliness of such a place and society), my way lay...

19. CHAPTER XIII

I made the journey to Tralee next day, upon one of the famous Bianconi cars--very comfortable conveyances too, if the booking officers would only receive as many persons as the...

23. CHAPTER XVI

‘Seven hills has Rome, seven mouths has Nilus’ stream, Around the Pole seven burning planets gleam. Twice equal these is Galway, Connaught’s Rome: Twice seven illustrious tribes...

29. CHAPTER XX

Nature has done much for this pretty town of Westport; and after Nature, the traveller ought to be thankful to Lord Sligo, who has done a great deal too. In the first place, he...

32. CHAPTER XXIII

During the cattle-fair the celebrated town of Ballinasloe is thronged with farmers from all parts of the kingdom--the cattle being picturesquely exhibited in the park of the nob...

27. CHAPTER XVIII

‘The temple of august Themis,’ as a Frenchman would call the Sessions-room at Roundstone, is an apartment of some twelve feet square, with a deal table and a couple of chairs fo...

31. CHAPTER XXII

The mail-coach took us next day by Castlebar and Tuam to Ballinasloe, a journey of near eighty miles. The country is interspersed with innumerable seats belonging to the Blakes,...

30. CHAPTER XXI

On the pattern-day, however, the washerwomen and children had all disappeared--nay, the stream, too, seemed to be gone out of town. There was a report current, also, that on the...

39. CHAPTER XXX

Between Coleraine and Derry there is a daily car (besides one or two occasional queer-looking coaches), and I had this vehicle, with an intelligent driver, and a horse with a hi...

22. did. I quitted the house, went through Kinsheenah and Poulacoppal, and

having so many thorns in my feet, I was obliged to go barefooted, and went to Sleedelagh, and through the mountains, till I came within four miles of Waterford, and going into a...

24. Act II., on the plain of Aughrim, at five o’clock in the morning, Jemima

enters and proclaims her love. The lovers have an interview, which concludes by a mutual confession of attachment, and Jemima says, ‘Here, take my hand. ‘Tis true the gift is sm...

3. CHAPTER VIII

5. CHAPTER XVI

2. CHAPTER II

4. CHAPTER XV

1. CHAPTER I