Category: Humour

The Night Club

I. FORMING THE NIGHT CLUB II. THE COMING OF SALLIE III. THE PRIME MINISTER DECIDES TO ADVERTISE IV. THE BOY V. THE BARABBAS CLUB VI. I FAIL THE NIGHT CLUB VII. A SURPRISE BEHIND THE VEIL VIII. THE MAKING OF A MAN OF GENIUS IX. MRS. BILTOX-JONES'S EXPERIMENT X. THE NIGHT CLUB V...

Chapters

9. Part 9

Sallie passed by the open-mouthed Ginger, and we trooped in behind her. Bindle was lying on a horse-hair couch with one ankle heavily bandaged. His back was towards the door; bu...

14. Part 14

Elsie Gwyn had been on the stage three years, two of which had been spent in the provinces, principally in understudying. Like many other ambitious people, she told herself that...

13. Part 13

"Poor ole Ginger's 'appier when 'e's miserable," Bindle explained; "but 'e's a rare good sort at 'eart is Ging. 'E once bought a cock canary, wot the man told 'im would sing lik...

15. Part 15

Mr. Moggridge journeyed far and near in search of the destruction caused by these air monsters. Had the British public known what Mr. Moggridge knew "for a fact," the war would...

1. Part 1

I. FORMING THE NIGHT CLUB II. THE COMING OF SALLIE III. THE PRIME MINISTER DECIDES TO ADVERTISE IV. THE BOY V. THE BARABBAS CLUB VI. I FAIL THE NIGHT CLUB VII. A SURPRISE BEHIND...

3. Part 3

As he entered his office, he was conscious of not replying to Pearl's "Good morning." Pearl is Angell Herald's clerk, the only member of his staff. With somewhat ambiguous humou...

4. Part 4

The C.O. turned aside to hide a smile. The idea of the Boy being an example to anyone or anything amused him; but being a disciplinarian, and understanding something of the Boy'...

6. Part 6

I was speculating as to the probable cause of my death, weighing the claims of a taxi, the end of the world and a bomb, when the door opposite to me opened and a tall angular wo...

5. Part 5

Snatching up his hat and entirely oblivious of his friend's presence, Dare rushed out of the room; and a moment later the bang of the front door told that he had left the flat.

7. Part 7

To some men marriage is a romance, to others a haven of refuge from rapacious landladies; but to Robert Tidmarsh it was something between a hobby and a career. He asked but one...

12. Part 12

"I told him that the correct thing would be to horsewhip Mr. Jameson. His Lordship protested that he was not angry with Mr. Jameson, but as a matter of fact deeply indebted to h...

11. Part 11

Scarcely were they in motion again before a point of red fire caught Chisholme's eye, followed by several similar lights. Wild yells broke the stillness, more lights followed un...

8. Part 8

Angell Herald did not like the woman. Her complexion was blue, her face puffy, and she had innumerable chins, which billowed down to meet the black silk of her gown. She was hun...

10. Part 10

When the time came for the General's story I was embarrassed by the choice he offered. There were yarns about every quarter of the globe, and half the races of the earth. Wherev...

2. Part 2

Malcolm is a man of strange capacities and curious limitations. Anybody will do anything for him, porters carry his luggage with no thought of tips, editors publish his drawings...

16. Part 16

"I wanted a red tie to sort o' give it a bite; but 'e wouldn't 'ave it, so 'ere I am," and Bindle drew on his right glove once more.