The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction. Volume 19, No. 540, March 31, 1832
Part 4
_Wool-gathering_.--A very patriotic landlord, Squire Henry, of Straffan, county of Kildare, had hit on an expedient to benefit the wool-growers in general, and his numerous tenantry in particular. Knowing that market value is in the direct ratio of demand and scarcity, he annually buried the wool shorn from _his own_ sheep, lest it might interfere with the profitable sale of his tenants' fleeces. But, alas! this generous system of self-sacrifice did not "work well." The result was--though Squire Henry never suspected the existence of such turpitude in the human heart--the ungrateful tenantry dug up by night what he buried by day, wool never rose in price, and they never were able to pay up their arrears of rent.--_Fraser's Magazine_.
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One day, a physician alighted from his carriage, and entering the shop of a medical bookseller, inquired of its sleek-faced master, "whether he had a copy of Heberden's _Commentaries_?" "No, sir," replied the man of letters, "but we have Caesar's _Commentaries_, and they are by far the best."--_Metropolitan_.
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_Mortality in the reign of William IV_.--Since the accession of King William not less, we are told, than _twenty-four_ generals and _twenty-six_ admirals, have found their way into Westminster Abbey, or elsewhere. Considering that his majesty continues to receive the most friendly assurances from all foreign powers, this attack upon the army and navy list is rather prodigious. Napoleon himself could scarcely have made greater gaps in the United Service Club in the time. To be sure they were not all Nelsons and Marlboroughs, or we should have marked them as they dropped off; whereas one can hardly name, five of the fifty great warriors. --_Ibid_.
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_Origin of Black Monday_.--Black Monday--Easter Monday, in the year 1359, when hail stones killed both men and horses in the army of our King Edward the Third, in France. He was on his march, within two leagues of Chartres, when there happened a storm of piercing wind, that swelled to a tempest of rain, lightning, and hail stones, so prodigious, as instantly to kill 6,000 of his horses, and 1,000 of his best troops. P.T.W.
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*** MR. HAYDON'S Exhibition in our next.
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