Chapter 2

The girl turned upon me a sweet and lovely smile and nodded. Then, with Stumps at her side, she moved to meet the young man. When he saw them coming he halted, and, when they joined him, began talking earnestly, almost angrily. As he did so, much to my bewilderment, he glared at me. At the same moment Kinney grabbed me by the arm.

“Come below!” he commanded. His tone was hoarse and thrilling with excitement.

“Our adventures,” he whispered, “have begun!”

II

I felt, for me, adventures had already begun, for my meeting with the beautiful lady was the event of my life, and though Kinney and I had agreed to share our adventures, of this one I knew I could not even speak to him. I wanted to be alone, where I could delight in it, where I could go over what she had said; what I had said. I would share it with no one. It was too wonderful, too sacred. But Kinney would not be denied. He led me to our cabin and locked the door.

“I am sorry,” he began, “but this adventure is one I cannot share with you.” The remark was so in keeping with my own thoughts that with sudden unhappy doubt I wondered if Kinney, too, had felt the charm of the beautiful lady. But he quickly undeceived me.

“I have been doing a little detective work,” he said. His voice was low and sepulchral. “And I have come upon a real adventure. There are reasons why I cannot share it with you, but as it develops you can follow it. About half an hour ago,” he explained, “I came here to get my pipe. The window was open. The lattice was only partly closed. Outside was that young man from Harvard who tried to make my acquaintance, and the young Englishman who came on board with that blonde.” Kinney suddenly interrupted himself. “You were talking to her just now,” he said. I hated to hear him speak of the Irish lady as “that blonde.” I hated to hear him speak of her at all. So, to shut him off, I answered briefly: “She asked me about the Singer Building.”

“I see,” said Kinney. “Well, these two men were just outside my window, and, while I was searching for my pipe, I heard the American speaking. He was very excited and angry. ‘I tell you,’ he said, ‘every boat and railroad station is watched. You won’t be safe till we get away from New York. You must go to your cabin, and STAY there.’ And the other one answered: ‘I am sick of hiding and dodging.’”

Kinney paused dramatically and frowned.

“Well,” I asked, “what of it?”

“What of it?” he cried. He exclaimed aloud with pity and impatience.

“No wonder,” he cried, “you never have adventures. Why, it’s plain as print. They are criminals escaping. The Englishman certainly is escaping.”

I was concerned only for the lovely lady, but I asked: “You mean the Irishman called Stumps?”

“Stumps!” exclaimed Kinney. “What a strange name. Too strange to be true. It’s an alias!” I was incensed that Kinney should charge the friends of the lovely lady with being criminals. Had it been any one else I would have at once resented it, but to be angry with Kinney is difficult. I could not help but remember that he is the slave of his own imagination. It plays tricks and runs away with him. And if it leads him to believe innocent people are criminals, it also leads him to believe that every woman in the Subway to whom he gives his seat is a great lady, a leader of society on her way to work in the slums.

“Joe!” I protested. “Those men aren’t criminals. I talked to that Irishman, and he hasn’t sense enough to be a criminal.”

“The railroads are watched,” repeated Kinney. “Do HONEST men care a darn whether the railroad is watched or not? Do you care? Do I care? And did you notice how angry the American got when he found Stumps talking with you?”

I had noticed it; and I also recalled the fact that Stumps had said to the lovely lady: “He told me I could come on deck as soon as we started.”

The words seemed to bear out what Kinney claimed he had overheard. But not wishing to encourage him, of what I had heard I said nothing.

“He may be dodging a summons,” I suggested. “He is wanted, probably, only as a witness. It might be a civil suit, or his chauffeur may have hit somebody.”

Kinney shook his head sadly.

“Excuse me,” he said, “but I fear you lack imagination. Those men are rascals, dangerous rascals, and the woman is their accomplice. What they have done I don’t know, but I have already learned enough to arrest them as suspicious characters. Listen! Each of them has a separate state-room forward. The window of the American’s room was open, and his suit-case was on the bed. On it were the initials H. P. A. The stateroom is number twenty-four, but when I examined the purser’s list, pretending I wished to find out if a friend of mine was on board, I found that the man in twenty-four had given his name as James Preston. Now,” he demanded, “why should one of them hide under an alias and the other be afraid to show himself until we leave the wharf?” He did not wait for my answer. “I have been talking to Mr. H. P. A., ALIAS Preston,” he continued. “I pretended I was a person of some importance. I hinted I was rich. My object,” Kinney added hastily, “was to encourage him to try some of his tricks on ME; to try to rob ME; so that I could obtain evidence. I also,” he went on, with some embarrassment, “told him that you, too, were wealthy and of some importance.”

I thought of the lovely lady, and I felt myself blushing indignantly.

“You did very wrong,” I cried; “you had no right! You may involve us both most unpleasantly.”

“You are not involved in any way,” protested Kinney. “As soon as we reach New Bedford you can slip on shore and wait for me at the hotel. When I’ve finished with these gentlemen, I’ll join you.”

“Finished with them!” I exclaimed. “What do you mean to do to them?”

“Arrest them!” cried Kinney sternly, “as soon as they step upon the wharf!”

“You can’t do it!” I gasped.

“I HAVE done it!” answered Kinney. “It’s good as done. I have notified the chief of police at New Bedford,” he declared proudly, “to meet me at the wharf. I used the wireless. Here is my message.”

From his pocket he produced a paper and, with great importance, read aloud: “Meet me at wharf on arrival steamer Patience. Two well-known criminals on board escaping New York police. Will personally lay charges against them.--Forbes Kinney.”

As soon as I could recover from my surprise, I made violent protest. I pointed out to Kinney that his conduct was outrageous, that in making such serious charges, on such evidence, he would lay himself open to punishment.

He was not in the least dismayed.

“I take it then,” he said importantly, “that you do not wish to appear against them?”

“I don’t wish to appear in it at all!” I cried. “You’ve no right to annoy that young lady. You must wire the police you are mistaken.”

“I have no desire to arrest the woman,” said Kinney stiffly. “In my message I did not mention HER. If you want an adventure of your own, you might help her to escape while I arrest her accomplices.”

“I object,” I cried, “to your applying the word ‘accomplice’ to that young lady. And suppose they ARE criminals,” I demanded, “how will arresting them help you?”

Kinney’s eyes flashed with excitement.

“Think of the newspapers,” he cried; “they’ll be full of it!” Already in imagination he saw the headlines. “‘A Clever Haul!’” he quoted. “‘Noted band of crooks elude New York police, but are captured by Forbes Kinney.’” He sighed contentedly. “And they’ll probably print my picture, too,” he added.

I knew I should be angry with him, but instead I could only feel sorry. I have known Kinney for a year, and I have learned that his “make-believe” is always innocent. I suppose that he is what is called a snob, but with him snobbishness is not an unpleasant weakness. In his case it takes the form of thinking that people who have certain things he does not possess are better than himself; and that, therefore, they must be worth knowing, and he tries to make their acquaintance. But he does not think that he himself is better than any one. His life is very bare and narrow. In consequence, on many things he places false values. As, for example, his desire to see his name in the newspapers even as an amateur detective. So, while I was indignant I also was sorry.

“Joe,” I said, “you’re going to get yourself into an awful lot of trouble, and though I am not in this adventure, you know if I can help you I will.”

He thanked me and we went to the dining-saloon. There, at a table near ours, we saw the lovely lady and Stumps and the American. She again smiled at me, but this time, so it seemed, a little doubtfully.

In the mind of the American, on the contrary, there was no doubt. He glared both at Kinney and myself, as though he would like to boil us in oil.

After dinner, in spite of my protests, Kinney set forth to interview him and, as he described it, to “lead him on” to commit himself. I feared Kinney was much more likely to commit himself than the other, and when I saw them seated together I watched from a distance with much anxiety.

An hour later, while I was alone, a steward told me the purser would like to see me. I went to his office, and found gathered there Stumps, his American friend, the night watchman of the boat, and the purser. As though inviting him to speak, the purser nodded to the American. That gentleman addressed me in an excited and belligerent manner.

“My name is Aldrich,” he said; “I want to know what YOUR name is?”

I did not quite like his tone, nor did I like being summoned to the purser’s office to be questioned by a stranger.

“Why?” I asked.

“Because,” said Aldrich, “it seems you have SEVERAL names. As one of them belongs to THIS gentleman”--he pointed at Stumps--“he wants to know why you are using it.”

I looked at Stumps and he greeted me with the vague and genial smile that was habitual to him, but on being caught in the act by Aldrich he hurriedly frowned.

“I have never used any name but my own,” I said; “and,” I added pleasantly, “if I were choosing a name I wouldn’t choose ‘Stumps.’”

Aldrich fairly gasped.

“His name is not Stumps!” he cried indignantly. “He is the Earl of Ivy!”

He evidently expected me to be surprised at this, and I WAS surprised. I stared at the much-advertised young Irishman with interest.

Aldrich misunderstood my silence, and in a triumphant tone, which was far from pleasant, continued: “So you see,” he sneered, “when you chose to pass yourself off as Ivy you should have picked out another boat.”

The thing was too absurd for me to be angry, and I demanded with patience: “But why should I pass myself off as Lord Ivy?”

“That’s what we intend to find out,” snapped Aldrich. “Anyway, we’ve stopped your game for to-night, and to-morrow you can explain to the police! Your pal,” he taunted, “has told every one on this boat that you are Lord Ivy, and he’s told me lies enough about HIMSELF to prove HE’S an impostor, too!”

I saw what had happened, and that if I were to protect poor Kinney I must not, as I felt inclined, use my fists, but my head. I laughed with apparent unconcern, and turned to the purser.

“Oh, that’s it, is it?” I cried. “I might have known it was Kinney; he’s always playing practical jokes on me.” I turned to Aldrich. “My friend has been playing a joke on you, too,” I said. “He didn’t know who you were, but he saw you were an Anglomaniac, and he’s been having fun with you!”

“Has he?” roared Aldrich. He reached down into his pocket and pulled out a piece of paper. “This,” he cried, shaking it at me, “is a copy of a wireless that I’ve just sent to the chief of police at New Bedford.”

With great satisfaction he read it in a loud and threatening voice: “Two impostors on this boat representing themselves to be Lord Ivy, my future brother-in-law, and his secretary. Lord Ivy himself on board. Send police to meet boat. We will make charges.--Henry Philip Aldrich.”

It occurred to me that after receiving two such sensational telegrams, and getting out of bed to meet the boat at six in the morning, the chief of police would be in a state of mind to arrest almost anybody, and that his choice would certainly fall on Kinney and myself. It was ridiculous, but it also was likely to prove extremely humiliating. So I said, speaking to Lord Ivy: “There’s been a mistake all around; send for Mr. Kinney and I will explain it to you.” Lord Ivy, who was looking extremely bored, smiled and nodded, but young Aldrich laughed ironically.

“Mr. Kinney is in his state-room,” he said, “with a steward guarding the door and window. You can explain to-morrow to the police.”

I rounded indignantly upon the purser.

“Are you keeping Mr. Kinney a prisoner in his state-room?” I demanded. “If you are--”

“He doesn’t have to stay there,” protested the purser sulkily. “When he found the stewards were following him he went to his cabin.”

“I will see him at once,” I said. “And if I catch any of your stewards following ME, I’ll drop them overboard.”

No one tried to stop me--indeed, knowing I could not escape, they seemed pleased at my departure, and I went to my cabin.

Kinney, seated on the edge of the berth, greeted me with a hollow groan. His expression was one of utter misery. As though begging me not to be angry, he threw out his arms appealingly.

“How the devil!” he began, “was I to know that a little red-headed shrimp like that was the Earl of Ivy? And that that tall blonde girl,” he added indignantly, “that I thought was an accomplice, is Lady Moya, his sister?”

“What happened?” I asked.

Kinney was wearing his hat. He took it off and hurled it to the floor.

“It was that damned hat!” he cried. “It’s a Harvard ribbon, all right, but only men on the crew can wear it! How was I to know THAT? I saw Aldrich looking at it in a puzzled way, and when he said, ‘I see you are on the crew,’ I guessed what it meant, and said I was on last year’s crew. Unfortunately HE was on last year’s crew! That’s what made him suspect me, and after dinner he put me through a third degree. I must have given the wrong answers, for suddenly he jumped up and called me a swindler and an impostor. I got back by telling him he was a crook and that I was a detective, and that I had sent a wireless to have him arrested at New Bedford. He challenged me to prove I was a detective, and, of course, I couldn’t, and he called up two stewards and told them to watch me while he went after the purser. I didn’t fancy being watched, so I came here.”

“When did you tell him I was the Earl of Ivy?”

Kinney ran his fingers through his hair and groaned dismally.

“That was before the boat started,” he said; “it was only a joke. He didn’t seem to be interested in my conversation, so I thought I’d liven it up a bit by saying I was a friend of Lord Ivy’s. And you happened to pass, and I happened to remember Mrs. Shaw saying you looked like a British peer, so I said: ‘That is my friend Lord Ivy.’ I said I was your secretary, and he seemed greatly interested, and--” Kinney added dismally, “I talked too much. I am SO sorry,” he begged. “It’s going to be awful for you!” His eyes suddenly lit with hope. “Unless,” he whispered, “we can escape!”

The same thought was in my mind, but the idea was absurd, and impracticable. I knew there was no escape. I knew we were sentenced at sunrise to a most humiliating and disgraceful experience. The newspapers would regard anything that concerned Lord Ivy as news. In my turn I also saw the hideous head-lines. What would my father and mother at Fairport think; what would my old friends there think; and, what was of even greater importance, how would Joyce & Carboy act? What chance was there left me, after I had been arrested as an impostor, to become a stenographer in the law courts--in time, a member of the bar? But I found that what, for the moment, distressed me most was that the lovely lady would consider me a knave or a fool. The thought made me exclaim with exasperation. Had it been possible to abandon Kinney, I would have dropped overboard and made for shore. The night was warm and foggy, and the short journey to land, to one who had been brought up like a duck, meant nothing more than a wetting. But I did not see how I could desert Kinney.

“Can you swim?” I asked

“Of course not!” he answered gloomily; “and, besides,” he added, “our names are on our suitcases. We couldn’t take them with us, and they’d find out who we are. If we could only steal a boat!” he exclaimed eagerly--“one of those on the davits,” he urged--“we could put our suitcases in it and then, after every one is asleep, we could lower it into the water.”

The smallest boat on board was certified to hold twenty-five persons, and without waking the entire ship’s company we could as easily have moved the chart-room. This I pointed out.

“Don’t make objections!” Kinney cried petulantly. He was rapidly recovering his spirits. The imminence of danger seemed to inspire him.

“Think!” he commanded. “Think of some way by which we can get off this boat before she reaches New Bedford. We MUST! We must not be arrested! It would be too awful!” He interrupted himself with an excited exclamation.

“I have it!” he whispered hoarsely: “I will ring in the fire-alarm! The crew will run to quarters. The boats will be lowered. We will cut one of them adrift. In the confusion--”

What was to happen in the confusion that his imagination had conjured up, I was not to know. For what actually happened was so confused that of nothing am I quite certain. First, from the water of the Sound, that was lapping pleasantly against the side, I heard the voice of a man raised in terror. Then came a rush of feet, oaths, and yells; then a shock that threw us to our knees, and a crunching, ripping, and tearing roar like that made by the roof of a burning building when it plunges to the cellar.

And the next instant a large bowsprit entered our cabin window. There was left me just space enough to wrench the door open, and grabbing Kinney, who was still on his knees, I dragged him into the alleyway. He scrambled upright and clasped his hands to his head.

“Where’s my hat?” he cried.

I could hear the water pouring into the lower deck and sweeping the freight and trunks before it. A horse in a box stall was squealing like a human being, and many human beings were screaming and shrieking like animals. My first intelligent thought was of the lovely lady. I shook Kinney by the arm. The uproar was so great that to make him hear I was forced to shout. “Where is Lord Ivy’s cabin?” I cried. “You said it’s next to his sister’s. Take me there!”

Kinney nodded, and ran down the corridor and into an alleyway on which opened three cabins. The doors were ajar, and as I looked into each I saw that the beds had not been touched, and that the cabins were empty. I knew then that she was still on deck. I felt that I must find her. We ran toward the companionway.

“Women and children first!” Kinney was yelling. “Women and children first!” As we raced down the slanting floor of the saloon he kept repeating this mechanically. At that moment the electric lights went out, and, except for the oil lamps, the ship was in darkness. Many of the passengers had already gone to bed. These now burst from the state-rooms in strange garments, carrying life-preservers, hand-bags, their arms full of clothing. One man in one hand clutched a sponge, in the other an umbrella. With this he beat at those who blocked his flight. He hit a woman over the head, and I hit him and he went down. Finding himself on his knees, he began to pray volubly.

When we reached the upper deck we pushed out of the crush at the gangway and, to keep our footing, for there was a strong list to port, clung to the big flag-staff at the stern. At each rail the crew were swinging the boats over the side, and around each boat was a crazy, fighting mob. Above our starboard rail towered the foremast of a schooner. She had rammed us fair amidships, and in her bows was a hole through which you could have rowed a boat. Into this the water was rushing and sucking her down. She was already settling at the stern. By the light of a swinging lantern I saw three of her crew lift a yawl from her deck and lower it into the water. Into it they hurled oars and a sail, and one of them had already started to slide down the painter when the schooner lurched drunkenly; and in a panic all three of the men ran forward and leaped to our lower deck. The yawl, abandoned, swung idly between the Patience and the schooner. Kinney, seeing what I saw, grabbed me by the arm.

“There!” he whispered, pointing; “there’s our chance!” I saw that, with safety, the yawl could hold a third person, and as to who the third passenger would be I had already made up my mind.

“Wait here!” I said.

On the Patience there were many immigrants, only that afternoon released from Ellis Island. They had swarmed into the life-boats even before they were swung clear, and when the ship’s officers drove them off, the poor souls, not being able to understand, believed they were being sacrificed for the safety of the other passengers. So each was fighting, as he thought, for his life and for the lives of his wife and children. At the edge of the scrimmage I dragged out two women who had been knocked off their feet and who were in danger of being trampled. But neither was the woman I sought. In the half-darkness I saw one of the immigrants, a girl with a ‘kerchief on her head, struggling with her life-belt. A stoker, as he raced past, seized it and made for the rail. In my turn I took it from him, and he fought for it, shouting:

“It’s every man for himself now!”

“All right,” I said, for I was excited and angry, “look out for YOURSELF then!” I hit him on the chin, and he let go of the life-belt and dropped.

I heard at my elbow a low, excited laugh, and a voice said: “Well bowled! You never learned that in an office.” I turned and saw the lovely lady. I tossed the immigrant girl her life-belt, and as though I had known Lady Moya all my life I took her by the hand and dragged her after me down the deck.

“You come with me!” I commanded. I found that I was trembling and that a weight of anxiety of which I had not been conscious had been lifted. I found I was still holding her hand and pressing it in my own. “Thank God!” I said. “I thought I had lost you!”

“Lost me!” repeated Lady Moya. But she made no comment. “I must find my brother,” she said.

“You must come with me!” I ordered. “Go with Mr. Kinney to the lower deck. I will bring that rowboat under the stern. You will jump into it.

“I cannot leave my brother!” said Lady Moya.

Upon the word, as though shot from a cannon, the human whirlpool that was sweeping the deck amidships cast out Stumps and hurled him toward us. His sister gave a little cry of relief. Stumps recovered his balance and shook himself like a dog that has been in the water.

“Thought I’d never get out of it alive!” he remarked complacently. In the darkness I could not see his face, but I was sure he was still vaguely smiling. “Worse than a foot-ball night!” he exclaimed; “worse than Mafeking night!”

His sister pointed to the yawl.

“This gentleman is going to bring that boat here and take us away in it,” she told him. “We had better go when we can!”

“Right ho!” assented Stumps cheerfully. “How about Phil? He’s just behind me.”

As he spoke, only a few yards from us a peevish voice pierced the tumult.

“I tell you,” it cried, “you must find Lord Ivy! If Lord Ivy--”

A voice with a strong and brutal American accent yelled in answer: “To hell with Lord Ivy!”

Lady Moya chuckled.

“Get to the lower deck!” I commanded. “I am going for the yawl.”

As I slipped my leg over the rail I heard Lord Ivy say: “I’ll find Phil and meet you.”