Part 2
"I have a message to get off first, Miss Meuhl," Retief said sharply. "I've been to the Foreign Ministry," he added. "I'll tell you all about it later."
"At this hour? There's no one there...."
"Exactly."
Miss Meuhl gasped. "You mean you broke in? You burgled the Foreign Office?"
"That's right," Retief said calmly. "Now--"
"This is absolutely the end!" Miss Meuhl said. "Thank heaven I've already--"
"Get that sender going, woman!" Retief snapped. "This is important."
"I've already done so, Mr. Retief!" Miss Meuhl said harshly. "I've been waiting for you to come back here...." She turned to the communicator, flipped levers. The screen snapped aglow, and a wavering long-distance image appeared.
"He's here now," Miss Meuhl said to the screen. She looked at Retief triumphantly.
"That's good," Retief said. "I don't think the Groaci can knock us off the air, but--"
"I have done my duty, Mr. Retief," Miss Meuhl said. "I made a full report to Regional Headquarters last night, as soon as you left this office. Any doubts I may have had as to the rightness of that decision have been completely dispelled by what you've just told me."
Retief looked at her levelly. "You've been a busy girl, Miss Meuhl. Did you mention the six Terrestrials who were killed here?"
"That had no bearing on the matter of your wild behavior! I must say, in all my years in the Corps, I've never encountered a personality less suited to diplomatic work."
* * * * *
The screen crackled, the ten-second transmission lag having elapsed. "Mr. Retief," the face on the screen said, "I am Counsellor Pardy, DSO-1, Deputy Under-secretary for the region. I have received a report on your conduct which makes it mandatory for me to relieve you administratively, vice Miss Yolanda Meuhl, DAO-9. Pending the findings of a Board of Inquiry, you will--"
Retief reached out and snapped off the communicator. The triumphant look faded from Miss Meuhl's face.
"Why, what is the meaning--"
"If I'd listened any longer, I might have heard something I couldn't ignore. I can't afford that, at this moment. Listen, Miss Meuhl," Retief went on earnestly, "I've found the missing cruiser."
"You heard him relieve you!"
"I heard him say he was _going_ to, Miss Meuhl. But until I've heard and acknowledged a verbal order, it has no force. If I'm wrong, he'll get my resignation. If I'm right, that suspension would be embarrassing all around."
"You're defying lawful authority! I'm in charge here now." Miss Meuhl stepped to the local communicator.
"I'm going to report this terrible thing to the Groaci at once, and offer my profound--"
"Don't touch that screen," Retief said. "You go sit in that corner where I can keep an eye on you. I'm going to make a sealed tape for transmission to Headquarters, along with a call for an armed task force. Then we'll settle down to wait."
Retief ignored Miss Meuhl's fury as he spoke into the recorder.
The local communicator chimed. Miss Meuhl jumped up, staring at it.
"Go ahead," Retief said. "Answer it."
A Groacian official appeared on the screen.
"Yolanda Meuhl," he said without preamble, "for the Foreign Minister of the Groacian Autonomy, I herewith accredit you as Terrestrial Consul to Groac, in accordance with the advices transmitted to my government direct from the Terrestrial Headquarters. As consul, you are requested to make available for questioning Mr. J. Retief, former consul, in connection with the assault on two peace keepers and illegal entry into the offices of the Ministry for Foreign Affairs."
"Why, why," Miss Meuhl stammered. "Yes, of course. And I do want to express my deepest regrets--"
* * * * *
Retief rose, went to the communicator, assisted Miss Meuhl aside.
"Listen carefully, Fith," he said. "Your bluff has been called. You don't come in and we don't come out. Your camouflage worked for nine years, but it's all over now. I suggest you keep your heads and resist the temptation to make matters worse than they are."
"Miss Meuhl," Fith said, "a peace squad waits outside your consulate. It is clear you are in the hands of a dangerous lunatic. As always, the Groaci wish only friendship with the Terrestrials, but--"
"Don't bother," Retief said. "You know what was in those files I looked over this morning."
Retief turned at a sound behind him. Miss Meuhl was at the door, reaching for the safe-lock release....
"Don't!" Retief jumped--too late.
The door burst inward. A crowd of crested Groaci pressed into the room, pushed Miss Meuhl back, aimed scatter guns at Retief. Police Chief Shluh pushed forward.
"Attempt no violence, Terrestrial," he said. "I cannot promise to restrain my men."
"You're violating Terrestrial territory, Shluh," Retief said steadily. "I suggest you move back out the same way you came in."
"I invited them here," Miss Meuhl spoke up. "They are here at my express wish."
"Are they? Are you sure you meant to go this far, Miss Meuhl? A squad of armed Groaci in the consulate?"
"You are the consul, Miss Yolanda Meuhl," Shluh said. "Would it not be best if we removed this deranged person to a place of safety?"
"You're making a serious mistake, Shluh," Retief said.
"Yes," Miss Meuhl said. "You're quite right, Mr. Shluh. Please escort Mr. Retief to his quarters in this building--"
"I don't advise you to violate my diplomatic immunity, Fith," Retief said.
"As chief of mission," Miss Meuhl said quickly, "I hereby waive immunity in the case of Mr. Retief."
Shluh produced a hand recorder. "Kindly repeat your statement, Madam, officially," he said. "I wish no question to arise later."
"Don't be a fool, woman," Retief said. "Don't you see what you're letting yourself in for? This would be a hell of a good time for you to figure out whose side you're on."
"I'm on the side of common decency!"
"You've been taken in. These people are concealing--"
"You think all women are fools, don't you, Mr. Retief?" She turned to the police chief and spoke into the microphone he held up.
"That's an illegal waiver," Retief said. "I'm consul here, whatever rumors you've heard. This thing's coming out into the open, whatever you do. Don't add violation of the Consulate to the list of Groacian atrocities."
"Take the man," Shluh said.
* * * * *
Two tall Groaci came to Retief's side, guns aimed at his chest.
"Determined to hang yourselves, aren't you?" Retief said. "I hope you have sense enough not to lay a hand on this poor fool here." He jerked a thumb at Miss Meuhl. "She doesn't know anything. I hadn't had time to tell her yet. She thinks you're a band of angels."
The cop at Retief's side swung the butt of his scatter-gun, connected solidly with Retief's jaw. Retief staggered against a Groacian, was caught and thrust upright, blood running down onto his shirt. Miss Meuhl yelped. Shluh barked at the guard in shrill Groacian, then turned to stare at Miss Meuhl.
"What has this man told you?"
"I--nothing. I refused to listen to his ravings."
"He said nothing to you of some ... alleged ... involvement?"
"I've told you!" Miss Meuhl said sharply. She looked at the blood on Retief's shirt.
"He told me nothing," she whispered. "I swear it."
"Let it lie, boys," Retief said. "Before you spoil that good impression."
Shluh looked at Miss Meuhl for a long moment. Then he turned.
"Let us go," he said. He turned back to Miss Meuhl. "Do not leave this building until further advice," he said.
"But ... I am the Terrestrial consul!"
"For your safety, madam. The people are aroused at the beating of Groacian nationals by an ... alien."
"So long, Meuhlsie," Retief said. "You played it real foxy."
"You'll ... lock him in his quarters?" Miss Meuhl said.
"What is done with him is now a Groacian affair, Miss Meuhl. You yourself have withdrawn the protection of your government."
"I didn't mean--"
"Don't start having second thoughts," Retief said. "They can make you miserable."
"I had no choice," Miss Meuhl said. "I had to consider the best interest of the Service."
"My mistake, I guess," Retief said. "I was thinking of the best interests of a Terrestrial cruiser with three hundred men aboard."
"Enough," Shluh said. "Remove this criminal." He gestured to the peace keepers.
"Move along," he said to Retief. He turned to Miss Meuhl.
"A pleasure to deal with you, Madam."
IV
Retief stood quietly in the lift, stepped out at the ground floor and followed docilely down the corridor and across the pavement to a waiting steam car.
One of the peace keepers rounded the vehicle to enter on the other side. Two stooped to climb into the front seat. Shluh gestured Retief into the back seat and got in behind him. The others moved off on foot.
The car started up and pulled away. The cop in the front seat turned to look at Retief.
"To have some sport with it, and then to kill it," he said.
"To have a fair trial first," Shluh said. The car rocked and jounced, rounded a corner, puffed along between ornamented pastel facades.
"To have a trial and then to have a bit of sport," the cop said.
"To suck the eggs in your own hill," Retief said. "To make another stupid mistake."
Shluh raised his short ceremonial club and cracked Retief across the temple. Retief shook his head, tensed--
The cop in the front seat beside the driver turned and rammed the barrel of his scatter-gun against Retief's ribs.
"To make no move, outworlder," he said. Shluh raised his club and carefully struck Retief again. He slumped.
The car swayed, rounded another corner. Retief slid over against the police chief.
"To fend this animal--" Shluh began. His weak voice was cut off short as Retief's hand shot out, took him by the throat and snapped him down onto the floor. As the guard on Retief's left lunged, Retief uppercut him, slamming his head against the door post. He grabbed the scatter-gun as it fell, pushed into the mandibles of the Groacian in the front seat.
"To put your popgun over the seat--carefully--and drop it," he said.
The driver slammed on his brakes, whirled to raise his gun. Retief cracked the gun barrel against the head of the Groacian before him, then swiveled to aim it at the driver.
"To keep your eyestalks on the road," he said. The driver grabbed at the tiller and shrank against the window, watching Retief with one eye, driving with the other.
"To gun this thing," Retief said. "To keep moving."
Shluh stirred on the floor. Retief put a foot on him, pressed him back. The cop beside Retief moved. Retief pushed him off the seat onto the floor.
He held the scatter-gun with one hand and mopped at the blood on his face with the other. The car bounded over the irregular surface of the road, puffing furiously.
"Your death will not be an easy one, Terrestrial," Shluh said in Terran.
"No easier than I can help," Retief said. "Shut up for now, I want to think."
* * * * *
The car passed the last of the relief-crusted mounds, sped along between tilled fields.
"Slow down," Retief said. The driver obeyed.
"Turn down this side road."
The car bumped off onto an unpaved surface, threaded its way back among tall stalks.
"Stop here." The car stopped. It blew off steam and sat trembling as the hot engine idled roughly.
Retief opened the door, took his foot off Shluh.
"Sit up," he ordered. "You two in front listen carefully." Shluh sat up, rubbing his throat.
"Three of you are getting out here," Retief said. "Good old Shluh is going to stick around to drive for me. If I get that nervous feeling that the cops are after me, I'll toss him out to confuse them. That will be pretty messy, at high speed. Shluh, tell them to sit tight until dark and forget about sounding any alarms. I'd hate to see your carapace split and spill loveable you all over the pavement."
"To burst your throat sac, evil-smelling beast!" Shluh hissed.
"Sorry, I haven't got one." Retief put the gun under Shluh's ear. "Tell them, Shluh. I can drive myself, in a pinch."
"To do as the foreign one says; to stay hidden until dark," Shluh said.
"Everybody out," Retief said. "And take this with you." He nudged the unconscious Groacian. "Shluh, you get in the driver's seat. You others stay where I can see you."
Retief watched as the Groaci silently followed instructions.
"All right, Shluh," Retief said softly. "Let's go. Take me to Groac Spaceport by the shortest route that doesn't go through the city. And be very careful about making any sudden movements."
* * * * *
Forty minutes later, Shluh steered the car up to the sentry-guarded gate in the security fence surrounding the military enclosure at Groac Spaceport.
"Don't yield to any rash impulses," Retief whispered as a crested Groacian soldier came up. Shluh grated his mandibles in helpless fury.
"Drone-master Shluh, Internal Security," he croaked. The guard tilted his eyes toward Retief.
"The guest of the Autonomy," Shluh added. "To let me pass or to rot in this spot, fool?"
"To pass, Drone-master," the sentry mumbled. He was still staring at Retief as the car moved jerkily away.
"You are as good as pegged out on the hill in the pleasure pits now, Terrestrial," Shluh said in Terran. "Why do you venture here?"
"Pull over there in the shadow of the tower and stop," Retief said.
Shluh complied. Retief studied the row of four slender ships parked on the ramp, navigation lights picked out against the early dawn colors of the sky.
"Which of those boats are ready to lift?" Retief demanded.
Shluh swiveled a choleric eye.
"All of them are shuttles; they have no range. They will not help you."
"To answer the question, Shluh, or to get another crack on the head."
"You are not like other Terrestrials! You are a mad dog!"
"We'll rough out a character sketch of me later. Are they all fueled up? You know the procedures here. Did those shuttles just get in, or is that the ready line?"
"Yes. All are fueled and ready for take-off."
"I hope you're right, Shluh. You and I are going to drive over and get in one; if it doesn't lift, I'll kill you and try the next. Let's go."
"You are mad! I have told you--these boats have not more than ten thousand ton-seconds capacity. They are useful only for satellite runs."
"Never mind the details. Let's try the first in line."
Shluh let in the clutch and the steam car clanked and heaved, rolled off toward the line of boats.
"Not the first in line," Shluh said suddenly. "The last is the more likely to be fueled. But--"
"Smart grasshopper," Retief said. "Pull up to the entry port, hop out and go right up. I'll be right behind you."
"The gangway guard. The challenging of--"
"More details. Just give him a dirty look and say what's necessary. You know the technique."
* * * * *
The car passed under the stern of the first boat, then the second. There was no alarm. It rounded the third and shuddered to a stop by the open port of the last vessel.
"Out," Retief said. "To make it snappy."
Shluh stepped from the car, hesitated as the guard came to attention, then hissed at him and mounted the steps. The guard looked wonderingly at Retief, mandibles slack.
"An outworlder!" he said. He unlimbered his scatter-gun. "To stop here, meat-faced one."
Shluh froze, turned.
"To snap to attention, litter-mate of drones!" Retief rasped in Groacian. The guard jumped, waved his eye stalks and came to attention.
"About face!" Retief hissed. "Hell out of here--to march!"
The guard tramped off across the ramp. Retief took the steps two at a time, slammed the port shut behind himself.
"I'm glad your boys have a little discipline, Shluh," Retief said. "What did you say to him?"
"I but--"
"Never mind. We're in. Get up to the control compartment."
"What do you know of Groacian naval vessels?"
"Plenty. This is a straight copy from the lifeboat you lads hijacked. I can run it. Get going."
Retief followed Shluh up the companionway into the cramped control room.
"Tie in, Shluh," Retief ordered.
"This is insane!" Shluh said. "We have only fuel enough for a one-way transit to the satellite. We cannot enter orbit, nor can we land again! To lift this boat is death--unless your destination is our moon."
"The moon is down, Shluh," Retief said. "And so are we. But not for long. Tie in."
"Release me," Shluh gasped. "I promise you immunity."
"If I have to tie you in myself, I might bend your head in the process."
Shluh crawled onto the couch, strapped in.
"Give it up," he said. "I will see that you are reinstated--with honor! I will guarantee a safe conduct."
"Countdown," Retief said. He threw in the autopilot.
"It is death!" Shluh screeched.
The gyros hummed; timers ticked; relays closed. Retief lay relaxed on the acceleration pad. Shluh breathed noisily, his mandibles clicking rapidly.
"That I had fled in time," Shluh said in a hoarse whisper. "This is not a good death...."
"No death is a good death," Retief said. "Not for a while yet." The red light flashed on in the center of the panel, and abruptly sound filled the universe. The ship trembled, lifted.
Retief could hear Shluh's whimpering even through the roar of the drive.
* * * * *
"Perihelion," Shluh said dully. "To begin now the long fall back."
"Not quite," Retief said. "I figure eighty-five seconds to go." He scanned the instruments, frowning.
"We will not reach the surface, of course," Shluh said in Terran. "The pips on the screen are missiles. We have a rendezvous in space, Retief. In your madness, may you be content."
"They're fifteen minutes behind us, Shluh. Your defenses are sluggish."
"Nevermore to burrow in the gray sands of Groac," Shluh said.
Retief's eyes were fixed on a dial face.
"Any time now," he said softly. Shluh counted his eye stalks.
"What do you seek?"
Retief stiffened.
"Look at the screen," he said. Shluh looked. A glowing point, off-center, moving rapidly across the grid....
"What--"
"Later!"
Shluh watched as Retief's eyes darted from one needle to another.
"How...."
"For your own neck's sake, Shluh," Retief said, "you'd better hope this works." He flipped the sending key.
"2396 TR-42 G, this is the Terrestrial Consul at Groac, aboard Groac 902, vectoring on you at an MP fix of 91/54/94. Can you read me? Over."
"What forlorn gesture is this?" Shluh whispered. "You cry in the night to emptiness!"
"Button your mandibles," Retief snapped, listening. There was a faint hum of stellar background noise. Retief repeated his call, waited.
"Maybe they hear but can't answer," he muttered. He flipped the key.
"2396, you've got twenty seconds to lock a tractor beam on me, or I'll be past you like a shot of rum past a sailor's bridgework...."
"To call into the void!" Shluh said. "To--"
"Look at the DV screen."
* * * * *
Shluh twisted his head, looked. Against the background mist of stars, a shape loomed, dark and inert.
"It is ... a ship!" Shluh said. "A monster ship!"
"That's her," Retief said. "Nine years and a few months out of New Terra on a routine mapping mission. The missing cruiser--the IVS _Terrific_."
"Impossible!" Shluh hissed. "The hulk swings in a deep cometary orbit."
"Right. And now it's making its close swing past Groac."
"You think to match orbits with the derelict? Without power? Our meeting will be a violent one, if that is your intent."
"We won't hit; we'll make our pass at about five thousand yards."
"To what end, Terrestrial? You have found your lost ship. Then what? Is this glimpse worth the death we die?"
"Maybe they're not dead," Retief said.
"Not dead?" Shluh lapsed into Groacian. "To have died in the burrow of one's youth. To have burst my throat sac ere I embarked with a mad alien to call up the dead."
"2396, make it snappy," Retief called. The speaker crackled heedlessly. The dark image on the screen drifted past, dwindling now.
"Nine years, and the mad one speaking as to friends," Shluh raved. "Nine years dead, and still to seek them."
"Another twenty seconds," Retief said softly, "and we're out of range. Look alive, boys."
"Was this your plan, Retief?" Shluh asked in Terran. "Did you flee Groac and risk all on this slender thread?"
"How long would I have lasted in one of your Groaci prisons?"
"Long and long, my Retief," Shluh hissed, "under the blade of an artist."
Abruptly, the ship trembled, seemed to drag, rolling the two passengers in their couches. Shluh hissed as the restraining harness cut into him. The shuttle boat was pivoting heavily, upending. Crushing acceleration forces built. Shluh gasped and cried out shrilly.
"What ... is ... it?"
"It looks," Retief said, "like we've had a little bit of luck."
V
"On our second pass," the gaunt-faced officer said, "they let fly with something. I don't know how it got past our screens. It socked home in the stern and put the main pipe off the air. I threw full power to the emergency shields, and broadcast our identification on a scatter that should have hit every receiver within a parsec. Nothing. Then the transmitter blew. I was a fool to send the boat down but I couldn't believe, somehow...."
"In a way it's lucky you did, Captain. That was my only lead."
"They tried to finish us after that. But with full power to the screens, nothing they had could get through. Then they called on us to surrender."
Retief nodded. "I take it you weren't tempted?"
"More than you know. It was a long swing out on our first circuit. Then, coming back in, we figured we'd hit. As a last resort I would have pulled back power from the screens and tried to adjust the orbit with the steering jets. But the bombardment was pretty heavy; I don't think we'd have made it. Then we swung past and headed out again. We've got a three year period. Don't think I didn't consider giving up."
"Why didn't you?"
"The information we have is important. We've got plenty of stores aboard. Enough for another ten years, if necessary. Sooner or later, I knew Search Command would find us."
Retief cleared his throat. "I'm glad you stuck with it, Captain. Even a backwater world like Groac can kill a lot of people when it runs amok."
"What I didn't know," the captain went on, "was that we're not in a stable orbit. We're going to graze atmosphere pretty deeply this pass, and in another sixty days we'd be back to stay. I guess the Groaci would be ready for us."
"No wonder they were sitting on this so tight," Retief said. "They were almost in the clear."
"And you're here now," the captain said. "Nine years, and we weren't forgotten. I knew we could count on--"
"It's over now, Captain," Retief said. "That's what counts."
"Home," the captain said. "After nine years...."
* * * * *
"I'd like to take a look at the films you mentioned," Retief said. "The ones showing the installations on the satellite."
The captain complied. Retief watched as the scene unrolled, showing the bleak surface of the tiny moon as the _Terrific_ had seen it nine years before.
In harsh black and white, row on row of identical hulls cast long shadows across the pitted metallic surface of the satellite. Retief whistled.
"They had quite a little surprise in store. Your visit must have panicked them."
"They should be about ready to go, by now. Nine years...."
"Hold the picture," Retief said suddenly. "What's that ragged black line across the plain there?"
"I think it's a fissure. The crystalline structure--"
"I've got what may be an idea," Retief said. "I had a look at some classified files last night, at the foreign office. One was a progress report on a fissionable stockpile. It didn't make much sense at the time. Now I get the picture. Which is the 'north' end of that crevasse?"
"At the top of the picture."
"Unless I'm badly mistaken, that's the bomb dump. The Groaci like to tuck things underground. I wonder what a direct hit with a fifty mega-ton missile would do to it?"