Part 4

All styles to suit all tastes!

Love-in-a-Cottage Type. Rose-embowered Porch Dimity-curtained Windows. Dream of Marble Halls Specially selected Vassals and Serfs. Ruined Castle Effects Ivy-hung Turrets. Secret Staircase to Tower

_Write for circulars and Prospectus_

! ! ! A Few desirable plots for Sale on Lover’s Lane! ! !

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_La Romanza!_

The magnificent apartment house, corner Arden Avenue and Paradise Alley

This apartment air castle is built and finished with a careful attention to detail, which combines Eighteenth-century Romance with Nineteenth-century convenience. Among its advantages over older air castles are:

Express Elevator to Seventh Heaven

Trolley Line to Arcady

Dream Interpreter Call and United States Valentine Chute on every floor

Lighted by an Automatic Electric Moon

Surrounded by sturdy oaks and clinging vines.

Owing to the recent depreciations in Ideal Estate you may be interested in

_La Romanza_!!! _Write for particulars and terms to_

DAN CUPID

_Ideal Estate Agent_

NO. 7 PRIMROSE PATH

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There’s a new heart awaiting a tenant, To whom shall its portals unclose? Dan Cupid is floating his pennant At The Sign of the Lily and Rose.

This heart is not offered for selling, The owner all freely bestows A hostelry fit for Love’s dwelling, At The Sign of the Lily and Rose.

There’s a happy smile caught in her dimple, That only a debutante shows; And chatter is guileless and simple At the Sign of the Lily and Rose.

She’s pleased with the veriest trifles, No artful bewitchment she knows; But Cupid a sigh or two stifles At The Sign of the Lily and Rose.

And, indeed, the poor fellow has reason As he thinks of the long string of beaux Who’ll successively stop for a season At The Sign of the Lily and Rose.

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Love-Proof Window Screens fill a long-felt want. Easily adjusted. Non-penetrable. With these screens in place, Love cannot fly out of the window when Poverty comes in at the Door.

TRUELOVE & CO.

_Sole Agents_

77 MARRION STREET

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DOCTOR IRIS. Diagnostician for all blindness or eye troubles caused by Love. 24 C Street.

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Transcriber’s Notes:

Punctuation and type-setting errors have been corrected without note. Hyphenation and archaic spellings have been retained as in the original.