Category: Humour
Now that rule didn’t hit me so hard for I am not lame and I don’t carry a Cane yet, and furthermore, there is no Picket fences in California. If they had enough pickets to make a fence they would take them and build another Bungalow and rent it.
Now that rule didn’t hit me so hard for I am not lame and I don’t carry a Cane yet, and furthermore, there is no Picket fences in California. If they had enough pickets to make...
2. Chapter 7 is given over entirely to The Opera. What to wear, when toapplaud--it tells everything but how to enjoy the thing. The fellow that figures out how to enjoy the Opera in a foreign tongue, without kidding himself or fourflushing, has a f...
3. Chapter 12 tells how the Butler should dress. You don’t know what aNow all you Birds that never could tell the Servants from the Guests, except somebody called one of them a Butler and the other a Gentleman, you can’t tell them that way. More t...
4. Act I used, my stuff depended a great deal on what had happened thatparticular day or week. It just seemed by an odd chance for me every time I played before President Wilson that on that particular day there had been something of great importan...
5. Act I. DRESSING ROOM COLONIAL THEATER.--Enter Stevens made up asCritic. Gray suit, leather buttons, Black Felt Hat on upside down (same one Dick Little used to wear), middle finger of each hand calloused from knocking Actors. Smoking Pipe wh...