Category: Humour
The Gland Stealers
I have never been able to understand why my great grandfather--an American, born and bred--left the States at the decrepit age of ninety-four and came to live with me in England.
Category: Humour
I have never been able to understand why my great grandfather--an American, born and bred--left the States at the decrepit age of ninety-four and came to live with me in England.
One would have said that, fired with the great enthusiasm we all had for the cause, such tasks as those outlined above should have taken us only a few weeks to accomplish. They...
17. CHAPTER XVIIThe first person to recover from the operation and exhibit clear signs of rejuvenation was a red-faced little man, called Jonathan Abbott. In less than forty-eight hours after t...
13. CHAPTER XIIIMy emotions were mixed. I was angry, and yet at the same time I was very grateful to Stringer and Providence. No man enjoys being the victim of a practical joke; neither does he...
11. CHAPTER XISally Rebecca having at last surrendered, Gran'pa became his usual energetic self again, and in no more than three days after that touching scene in the hall we were ready to se...
15. CHAPTER XVIn spite of Gran'pa's optimism and my reputed good luck, we captured only eight more gorillas in the next two months. Little Willie also escaped by intelligently pulling up his...
16. CHAPTER XVIBy eight o'clock the following morning we had stored, in ice-packed vacuum flasks, twenty-two pairs of strong, active glands (eighteen culled from gentlemen and four from ladies...
9. CHAPTER IX"We're being called at six-thirty sharp in the morning," said Gran'pa, as we parted on the landing. "Breakfast's at a quarter-past seven, and we reach the menagerie at eight. Th...
4. CHAPTER IVAfter the hastily-arranged purchase of Alfred, the gorilla, we called next day to see Dr. Croft, the surgeon, who had been chosen to bring about the strange union of man and par...
8. CHAPTER VIIII looked at this man Stringer more closely, and was surprised to find that he had now assumed a more normal and human appearance. It was as if our initial handshake had liberate...
10. CHAPTER XI had been needlessly alarmed at the possibility of undue delay in leaving for Africa. Gran'pa undertook the resurrection of his fifty-year-old love affair in the same whirlwind...
14. CHAPTER XIVFrom what little we already knew of the anthropoid apes and from what the natives told us, we soon realized the improbability of discovering a very young gorilla without its mot...
7. CHAPTER VII"By the Lord Harry!" he exclaimed. "It's the greatest thing I've done. We left Brooklands at two sharp and were back at a quarter to five--with two loops and a nose-dive _en rou...
1. CHAPTER II have never been able to understand why my great grandfather--an American, born and bred--left the States at the decrepit age of ninety-four and came to live with me in England.
3. CHAPTER IIIIN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in t...
2. CHAPTER IIMolly was standing on a chair, shouting and laughing. Gran'pa was on his hands and knees, fishing about under the table and making peculiar little coaxing noises; and in the cen...
5. CHAPTER VAfter making all the allowance I could for Gran'pa's novel home-coming, I was under the impression that once those new glands were safely embedded in him his progress from old a...
6. CHAPTER VIThe immediate result of this latest of Gran'pa's outbreaks was that he stopped in his dug-out all night! About eleven o'clock that evening, after Molly had had a hot bath and go...