The German Classics Of The Nineteenth And Twentieth Centuries V
Chapter 19
_Enter the SECRETARY._
SECRETARY.
Good evening!
LEONARD.
Mr. Secretary? To what do I owe the honor--
SECRETARY.
Leonard, you will see at once!
LEONARD.
You say Leonard to me?--To be sure, we used to be schoolmates!
SECRETARY.
And we may perhaps be death-mates too!
[_He draws forth two pistols._]
Do you know how to handle these?
LEONARD.
I do not understand you!
SECRETARY (_cocks one of them_).
Do you see?--This is how it is done! Then you aim at me, as I am now doing at you, and pull the trigger! So!
LEONARD.
What are you talking about?
SECRETARY.
One of us two must die! Die! And immediately!
LEONARD.
Die?
SECRETARY.
You know why!
LEONARD.
By God, no!
SECRETARY.
No matter--it will occur to you all right when you are dying!
LEONARD.
I have no idea--
SECRETARY.
Bethink yourself! Otherwise I might take you for a mad dog that has unwittingly bitten the one I love most on earth, and shoot you down as such! But for half an hour more I must let you pass as my equal!
LEONARD.
But don't talk so loud! If anybody should hear you--
SECRETARY.
If anybody could hear me you would have called him long ago! Well?
LEONARD.
If it is about the girl--I can marry her, you know! I had, in fact, half made up my mind to do it, when she herself was here!
SECRETARY.
She was here! And has gone away again without having seen you contrite and repentant at her feet? Come! Come!
LEONARD.
I beg of you! You see before you a man who is ready to do anything that you dictate. This very evening I will betroth myself to her.
SECRETARY.
That I shall do, no one else. If the world itself hung on it you should not even touch the hem of her dress again! Come! Into the woods with me! But mark this! I shall take you by the arm, and if on the way you emit a single cry--[_He holds up a pistol._] I trust you believe me! Nevertheless, that you may not feel tempted, we will take the road through the garden behind the house!
LEONARD.
One of them is for me--give it to me!
SECRETARY.
So that you can throw it away and compel me to murder you or let you escape! Is that why you want it? Be patient, until we are on the spot! Then I shall divide with you honestly!
LEONARD (_goes, and accidentally knocks his drinking-glass from the table_).
Shall I never take another drink?
SECRETARY.
Courage, my lad! Perhaps it will go well with you! God and the devil seem to be forever fighting for the world! Who knows which is master just now?
[_Seizes him by the arm; exeunt both._]