Part 11
Your taste has always been to me a guide; I've sought in many ways to win your vote: Fastidious cares you often would deride, Forbad me on vain ornament to dote. I think with you an author wastes his days, Who tries with over-care his tale to tell; Yet, it's not wise to banish certain traits Of subtle grace, that you and I love well. With Æsop's aim, I simply do my best; And fail--well, just as little as I can. Try to instruct by reasoning or jest; No fault of mine if no one likes my plan. Rude strength is not by any means my forte; I seek to pelt, with playful ridicule, Folly and vice; and tease the motley fool With stinging missiles--any way, in short; Not having brawny arms, like Hercules. That is my only talent, that I know. I have no strength to stem the angry seas, Or set all honest people in a glow. Sometimes I try to paint in fabled guise, A foolish vanity, with envy blended; Two of life's pivots, mocked at by the wise, In satires long ago, and not yet ended. Such, was the miserable creature, Mean and poor in shape, in feature, That tried to puff herself into an ox. Sometimes I try, by playful paradox, To pair a vice with virtue, folly with good sense, Lambs with gaunt wolves, the ant to match the fly; Everywhere laughing at the fool's expense, I mould my work into a comedy,
With countless acts, the universe its scene, Boundless as the blue serene. Men, gods, and brutes each play their part, With more or less of truth and art. Jove like the rest--come, Mercury; Ah! look, why there he comes, I see; The messenger who's wont to bear Jove's frequent errands to the fair-- But more of that another day.
A Woodman's axe had gone astray, The winner of his bread was gone; And he sat moaning all alone. He had no wealth to buy such things: The axe his clothes and dinner brings. Hopeless, and in a murky place, He sat, the tears ran down his face. "My own, my poor old axe! Ah! me, Great Jupiter, I pray to thee; But give it back from down below, And I will strike for thee a blow." His prayer was in Olympus heard; Mercury entered at the word. "Your hatchet is not lost," said he; "But will you know it, when you see? I found an axe, just now, hard by." A golden axe he presently Showed to the honest man; but "Nay" Was all the fellow cared to say. Next one of silver he refused; Silver or gold he never used. Then one of simple steel and wood; "That's mine!" he cried. "Ah! thankee--good; I'm quite content with this, you see." "Come," said the god, "then take the three-- That's my reward for honesty." "In that case, then, I am content," The rustic said, and off he went. The rumour buzzed the country through, Soon others lost their axes, too; And shouting prayers unto the sky, Jove Mercury sent, to make reply. To each he showed an axe of gold-- Who but a fool could it behold, And not say, when he saw it shine-- "Hurrah! that's it--yes, that is mine?" But Mercury gave each rogue instead A heavy thump upon the head.
He who with simple truth's content, Will never of his choice repent: To tell a lie for interest, Was never yet of ways the best. What does it profit thus to stoop? Jove is not made an easy dupe.
FABLE LXXII.
THE ASS AND THE LITTLE DOG.
To ape a talent not your own Is foolish; no one can affect a grace. A blundering blockhead better leave alone The gallant's bows, and tricks, and smiling face. To very few is granted Heaven's dower-- Few have infused into their life the power To please, so better far to leave the charm To them. And may I ask you, where's the harm? One would not bear resemblance to the Ass, Who wishing to be dearer to his master, Amiably went to kiss him; so it came to pass There followed instantly no small disaster. "What!" said he, "shall this paltry thing Assume by dint of toadying, Win Madam's friendly fellowship, And twist and gambol, fawn and skip, While I have only blows? no, no! What does he do?--why, all fools know-- He gives his paw; the thing is done, And then they kiss him every one. If that is all, upon my word, To call it difficult 's absurd." Full of this glorious thought, one luckless day, Seeing his master smiling pass that way, The clumsy creature comes, and clumsily Chucks with his well-worn hoof quite gallantly His master's chin; to please him still the more, With voice, so sweet, sonorous brays his best. "Oh, what caresses, and what melody!" The master cries; "Ho! Martin, come, be quick! And, Martin, bring the heaviest stick!" Then Martin comes; the donkey changed his tune. So ended the brief comedy In bitter blows and misery. Donkeys' ambitions pass so soon.
FABLE LXXIII.
MAN AND THE WOODEN IDOL.
A certain Pagan had a god of wood-- Deaf was the idol, yet had ears enough; The Pagan promised to himself much good. It cost as much as three men; for his fears Induced repeated vows and offerings; Fat oxen crowned with garlands and such things. Never an idol--think of that-- Boasted of victims half as fat. Yet all this worship brought no grace, Treasure or legacy, or luck at play; What's more, if any single storm came near the place, This man was sure to have to pay; Yet all the time the god dined well. Now, was this fair? At last, impatient at the costly care, He takes a crowbar, and the Idol smashes (Crashes). Forth comes a stream of gold. "I feasted you with offerings manifold, And you were never worth an obolus to me; Now leave," he said, "my hospitality, Seek out another altar. I hold thee One of those gross and stupid creatures With wicked and untoward natures Whose gratitude can never grow; But after many a heavy blow, The more I gave the less I got; I own It's very well I changed my tone."
FABLE LXXIV.
THE JAY DRESSED IN PEACOCK'S PLUMES.
A Peacock having moulted, the sly Jay Put on the thrown-off plumage with delight; Amongst some other Peacocks found his way, And thought himself a fascinating sight. At last the would-be beau got recognised, A charlatan, in borrowed plumes equipt-- And laughed at, scouted, hustled, and despised, Of all his second-hand attire got stript; Returning to his friends, abashed and poor, They most politely showed him to the door. Two-footed Jays are anything but rare, Who live on facts and fancies not their own; But these are, luckily, not my affair, So let me leave the plagiarists alone.
FABLE LXXV.
THE LITTLE FISH AND THE FISHERMAN.
A little Fish will larger grow, in time, If God will only grant him life; and yet To let him free out of the tangling net Is folly; and I mean it, though I rhyme: The catching him again is not so sure, c'est tout. A little Carp, who half a summer knew, Was taken by an angler's crafty hook. "All count," the man said; "this begins my feast: I'll put it in my basket." "Here, just look!" Exclaimed, in his own way, the tiny beast. "Now what on earth can you, sir, want with me? I'm not quite half a mouthful, as you see. Let me grow up, and catch me when I'm tall, Then some rich epicure will buy me dear; But now you'll want a hundred, that is plain, Aye, and as much again, To make a dish; and what dish, after all? Why, good for nothing." "Good for nothing, eh?" Replied the Angler. "Come, my little friend, Into the pan you go; so end. Your sermon pleases me, exceedingly. To-night we'll try How you will fry."
The present, not the future, tense Is that preferred by men of sense. The one is sure that you have got: The other, verily, is not.
FABLE LXXVI.
BATTLE BETWEEN THE RATS AND WEASELS.
The Weasel nation, like the Cats, Are always fighting with the Rats; And did the Rats not squeeze their way Through doors so narrow, I must say, The long-backed creatures would slip in, And swallow all their kith and kin. One certain year it did betide, When Rats were greatly multiplied, Their king, illustrious Ratapon, His army to the field led on. The Weasels, too, were soon arrayed, And the old flag again displayed. If Fame reported just and true, Victory paused between the two; Till fallows were enriched and red With blood the rival armies shed; But soon in every place Misfortune met the Rattish race. The rout was so complete, the foe More dreadful grew at every blow; And what avails brave Artapax, Meridarpax, Psicarpax? Who, covered both with dust and gore, Drove back the Weasels thrice and more, Till driven slowly from the plain, E'en their great courage proved in vain! 'Twas Fate that ruled that dreadful hour: Then each one ran who had the power; Soldier and captain, jostling fled, But all the princes were struck dead; The private, nimble in his feet, Unto his hole made snug retreat. The noble, with his lofty plume, Found that he had by no means room. To strike with terror--yes, or whether A mark of honour--rose the feather, That led to much calamity, As very soon the nobles see; Neither in cranny, hole, or crack, Was space found for the plumed pack. In the meantime, the populace Found access to each lurking-place, So that the largest heap of slain From the Rat noblemen is ta'en.
A nodding feather in the cap Is oftentimes a great mishap; A big and over-gilded coach Will sometimes stop up an approach; The smaller people, in most cases, Escape by unregarded places: Men soon are on great people's traces.
FABLE LXXVII.
THE CAMEL AND THE DRIFT-WOOD.
The first who saw a real live Camel Ran for his life; the second ventured near; The third, with ready rope, without a fear, Made a strong halter the wild thing to trammel. Habit has power to quickly change Things that at first seem odd and strange; Stale they grow, and quickly tame, And hardly seem to be the same. And since the question's open, once there stood A look-out watching all the distant flood; And seeing something far off on the ocean, Could not conceal his notion It was a man-of-war; a moment past It turned a fire ship, all ataunt and brave, Then a big boat, and next a bale, and last Some mere drift timber jostling on the wave.
How many things watched by the world agree In this--that far away you see That there is something, yet when sought, And seen still nearer, it proves nought.
FABLE LXXVIII.
THE FROG AND THE RAT.
Merlin said well, that those who often cheat Will sometimes cheat themselves--the phrase is old. I'm sorry that it is, I must repeat It's full of energy, and sound as gold. But to my story: once a well-fed Rat, Rotund and wealthy, plump and fat, Not knowing either Fast or Lent, Lounging beside a marsh pool went. A Frog addressed him in the Frog's own tongue, And asked him home to dinner civilly. No need to make the invitation long. He spoke, however, of the things he'd see: The pleasant bath, worth curiosity; The novelties along the marsh's shore, The score and score Of spots of beauty, manners of the races, The government of various places, Some day he would recount with glee Unto his youthful progeny; One thing alone the gallant vexed, And his adventurous soul perplexed; He swam but little, and he needed aid. The friendly Frog was undismayed; His paw to hers she strongly tied, And then they started side by side. The hostess towed her frightened guest Quick to the bottom of the lake-- Perfidious breach of law of nations-- All promises she faithless breaks, And sinks her friend to make fresh rations. Already did her appetite Dwell on the morsel with delight, Lunch, Scrunch! He prays the gods; she mocks his woe; He struggles up; she pulls below. And while this combat is fought out, A Kite that's seeking all about Sees the poor Rat that's like to drown; And pounces swift as lightning down. The Frog tied to him, by the way, Also became the glad Kite's prey; They gave him all that he could wish, A supper both of meat and fish.
So oftentimes a base deceit Falls back upon the father cheat; So oftentimes doth perfidy Return with triple usury.
FABLE LXXIX.
THE OLD WOMAN AND HER SERVANTS.
A Beldam kept two maids, whose spinning Outdid the Fates. No care had she But setting tasks that, still beginning, Went on to all infinity. Phœbus had scarcely shaken out His golden locks, ere wheels were winding, And spindles whirled and danced about, The spools of thread these captives binding: Whiz--whiz; no resting; work and work! Soon as Aurora showed her face, A crowing Cock aroused the Turk, Who, scrambling on her gown apace, Lit up the lamp, and sought the bed Where, with good will and appetite, Each wretched servant's weary head Had rested for the blessed night. One opened half an eye; the other stretched A weary arm; both, under breath, Vowed (poor worn-out and weary wretches!) To squeeze that Chanticleer to death. The deed was done: they trapped the bird. And yet it wrought them little good; For now, ere well asleep, they heard The old crone, fearing lest they should O'ersleep themselves, their watchful warner gone; She never left them less alone.
And so it is, that often men Who think they're getting to the shore, Are sucked back by the sea once more. This couple are a proof again How near Charybdis Scylla's whirlpools roar.
FABLE LXXX.
THE ANIMALS SENDING A TRIBUTE TO ALEXANDER.
A Fable current in the ancient times Had surely meaning; but none clear to me. Its moral's somewhere, reader, in these rhymes, So here's the thing itself for you to see. Fame had loud rumoured in a thousand places Of Jove's great son, a certain Alexander, Who had resolved, however sour men's faces, To leave none free; moreover, this commander Had summoned every living thing beneath the skies To come and worship at his sovereign feet: Quadrupeds, bipeds, elephants, and flies; The bird republic, also, were to meet. The goddess of the hundred mouths, I say, Having thus spread a wide dismay, By publishing the conqueror's decree, The animals, and all that do obey Their appetites alone, began to think that now They should be kept in slavery, And to fresh laws and other customs bow. They met in the wild desert and decide, After long sittings and conflicting chatter, To pay a tribute, pocketing their pride. The Monkey was to manage style and matter (Chief of all diplomats in every way); They write down what he has to say. The tribute only vexed the creatures: No money! how their cash to pay? Well from a prince, who chanced to own Some mines of gold, they got a loan. To bear the tribute volunteered The Mule and Ass, and they were cheered; The Horse and Camel lent their aid. Then gaily started all the four, Led by the new ambassador. The caravan went on till, in a narrow place, They saw his majesty the Lion's face; They did not like his look at all, Still less when he began to call. "Well met; and just in time," quoth he; "Your fellow-traveller I will be; Your toil I wish to freely share, My tribute's light, yet hard to bear; I'm not accustomed to a load; so, please, Take each a quarter at your ease, To you 'tis nothing, that I feel; If robbers come to pick and steal, I shall not be the last to fight: A Lion is not backward in a fray." They welcome him, and he's in pleasant plight; So, spite of Jove-sprung hero, every day Upon the public purse he battens, And on good deer he quickly fattens. They reach at last a meadow land, With flowers besprinkled, fed by brooks; The sheep feed there on either hand, Unguarded by the shepherd's crooks: It is the summer zephyr's home. No sooner has the Lion come, Than he of fever much complains; "Continue, sirs, your embassy," Said he; "but burning, darting pains Torment me now exceedingly. I seek some herb for speedy cure; You must not long delay, I'm sure; Give me my money; quick! I'm hurried." Then quickly out the gold was scurried. The Lion, quite delighted, cried, In tones that showed his joy and pride, "Ye gods! my gold has hatched its brood; And, look! the young ones are all grown Big as the old ones; that is good: The increase comes to me alone." He took the whole, although he was not bid; Or if he didn't, some one like him did. The Monkey and his retinue Half frightened and half angry grew, But did not dare reply; so left him there. 'Tis said that they complained at court; but where Was then the use? in vain their loud abuse. What could he do? Jove's royal scion! 'Twould have been Lion against Lion. 'Tis said when Corsairs fight Corsairs, They are not minding their affairs.
FABLE LXXXI.
THE HORSE WISHING TO BE REVENGED ON THE STAG.
Horses were once as free as air, When man on acorns lived content. Ass, horse, and mule unfettered went Through field and forest, anywhere, Without a thought of toil and care. Nor saw one then, as in this age, Saddles and pillions every stage, Harness for march, and work, and battle, Or chaises drawn by hungry cattle. Nor were there then so many marriages, Nor feasts that need a host of carriages. 'Twas at this time there was a keen dispute Between a Stag who quarrelled with a Horse, Unable to run down the nimble brute: To kindly Man he came, for aid, of course; Man bridled him and leaped upon his back, Nor rested till the Stag was caught and slain. The Horse thanked heartily the Man, good lack: "Adieu, yours truly, I'll trot off again, Home to the wild wood and the breezy plain." "Not quite so fast," the smiling Man replied, "I know too well your use, you must remain; I'll treat you well, yes, very well," he cried: "Up to your ears the provender shall be, And you shall feed in ease and luxury." Alas! what's food without one's liberty? The Horse his folly soon perceived; But far too late the creature grieved. His stable was all ready near the spot, And there, with halter round his neck, he died, Wiser had he his injuries forgot. Revenge is sweet to injured pride; But it is bought too dear, if bought With that without which all things else are nought.
FABLE LXXXII.
THE FOX AND THE BUST.
The great too often wear the actor's mask; The vulgar worshippers the show beguiles; The ass looks on the surface; 'tis the task Of the wise Fox to go far deeper; full of wiles, He pries on every side, and turns, and peeps, And watches--Reynard never sleeps. And when he finds in many a place The great man nothing but a pompous face, Repeats, what once he subtly said Unto a hero's plaster head--- A hollow bust, and of enormous size-- Praising it with contemptuous eyes, "Fine head," said he, "but without brains." The saving's worth the listener's pains; To many a noble lord the mot applies.
FABLE LXXXIII.
THE HORSE AND THE WOLF.
A certain Wolf, in that soft, pleasant season, When gentle zephyrs freshen every flower, And animals leave home, for this good reason-- They want to make their hay before the shower: A Wolf, I say, after rough winters rigour, Perceived a Horse newly turned out to grass. You may imagine what his joy was. Vigour Came to him, when he saw the creature pass. "Good game!" he said; "I wonder for whose spit? No sheep this time--I only wish you were. But this wants cunning, and some little wit: Then let's be cunning." So--with learned air, As practised scholar of Hippocrates, Who knew the virtues and demerits, too, Of all the simples of the fields and leas, And knew the way to cure (the praise is due) All sorts of sad diseases--if Sir Horse Would tell his malady, he'd cure the ill, Quite gratis; for to see him course, Wandering untethered, at his own free will, Showed something wrong, if science did not err. "I have an aposthume," the Horse replied, "Under my foot." "My son," the doctor cried, "There is no part so sensitive to blows. I have the honour to attend your race, And am a surgeon, too, the whole world knows." The rascal only waited opportunity To leap upon the invalid's sunk flanks. The Horse, who had mistrust, impatiently Gave him a kick, expressive of his thanks, That made a marmalade of teeth and jaws. "Well done!" the Wolf growled, to himself reflecting: "Each one should stick to his own trade. My claws Were made for butchery, not herb-collecting."
FABLE LXXXIV.
THE SAYING OF SOCRATES.
A house was built by Socrates, That failed the public taste to please. One thought the inside, not to tell a lie, Unworthy of the wise man's dignity. Another blamed the front; and one and all Agreed the rooms were very much too small. "What! such a house for our great sage, The pride and wonder of the age!" "Would Heaven," said he, quite weary of the Babel, "Was only able. Small as it is, to fill it with true friends." And here the story ends.
Just reason had good Socrates To find his house too large for these. Each man you meet as friend, your hand will claim; Fool, if you trust the proffers that such bring. There's nothing commoner than Friendship's name; There's nothing rarer than the thing.
FABLE LXXXV.
THE OLD MAN AND HIS CHILDREN.