The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Part 6
Meanwhile, Hickey, fully aware of his enemy's proximity, took special pains that the conversation should carry. About him the excited crowd pressed in a frantic endeavour to purchase before the store was exhausted.
To all inquiries Hickey maintained a dark secrecy.
"I'm saying nothing, fellows, nothing at all," he said with a canny smile; "it isn't wise sometimes to do much talking. The impression has somehow got around that these little 'suveneers' are made out of the original clapper. I'm not responsible for that impression, gents, and I make no remarks thereupon. These little 'suveneers' I hold in my hand are silver-plated--_silver-plated_, gents, and when a thing is silver-plated there must be something inside. And I further remark that these 'suveneers' will sell for one dollar apiece only until five o'clock, that after that time they will sell at one dollar and a half, and I further remark that there are only forty-five left!" Then rattling the box he continued with simulated innocence, "Nothing but a 'suveneer,' gents, nothing guaranteed. We sell nothing under false pretences!"
At half past four he had sold the last of a lot of two hundred and fifty amid scenes of excitement worthy of Wall Street.
At five o'clock, Hickey received a summons to Foundation House. There to his delight he found the head master in the company of Mr. Tapping.
Hickey entered with the candour of a cherub, plainly quite at loss as to the object of the summons.
"Hicks," said the head master in his solemnest tones, "you are under very grave suspicion."
"Me, sir?" said Hickey in ungrammatical astonishment.
"Hicks, it has come to my knowledge that you are selling as souvenirs bits of the clapper that was stolen from the gymnasium."
"May I ask, sir," said Hickey with indignation, "who has accused me?"
At this Mr. Tapping spoke up severely:
"I have informed the Doctor of facts which have come into my possession."
"Sir," said Hickey, addressing the head master, "Mr. Tapping has _honoured_ me with his enmity for a long while. He has not even hesitated to _threaten_ me. I am not surprised that he should accuse me, only I insist that he state what evidence he has for bringing this accusation."
"Doctor, allow me," said Mr. Tapping, somewhat ill at ease. Then turning to Hickey he said, with the air of a cross-examiner: "Hicks, are you or are you not selling souvenirs at one dollar apiece, in the shape of small silver clappers?"
"Certainly."
"Made out of the original clapper?"
"Certainly _not_!"
"What!" exclaimed the amazed Tapping.
"Certainly not."
"Do you mean to say that two hundred and fifty boys would have bought those souvenirs at a dollar apiece for any other reason than that they contained a bit of the stolen clapper?"
Hickey smiled proudly.
"They may have been under that impression."
"Because you told them!"
"No, sir," said Hickey with righteous anger. "You have no right, sir, to say such a thing. On the contrary, I refused to answer one way or the other. You listened this afternoon from your window and you heard exactly my answer. If you will do me the _justice_, sir, to tell the Doctor what I did say, I shall be very much obliged to you."
"Enough, Hicks," said the head master with a frown. "Answer me directly. Are these watch charms made up out of the original clapper?"
"No, sir."
The Doctor, in his turn, looked amazed.
"Come, Hicks, that is not possible," he said. "I warn you I shall trace them without any difficulty."
Then Hickey smiled, a long delicious smile of culminating triumph. Slowly he drew forth from his pocket an envelope, from which he produced a legal document.
"If you will kindly read this, sir," he said, tending it with deepest respect.
The Doctor took it, glanced curiously at Hickey, and then began to read. Presently his face relaxed, and despite a struggle a smile appeared. Then he handed the document to Mr. Tapping, who read as follows:
* * * * *
I, John J. Goodsell, representing the firm of White, Brown and Bangs, jewellers of Trenton, New Jersey, take oath that I have this day engaged to manufacture for William Orville Hicks of the Lawrenceville school 250 small clappers, design submitted, of iron plated with silver, and that the iron which forms the foundation comes from scrap-iron entirely furnished by us.
Sworn to in the presence of notary.
JOHN J. GOODSELL.
Attached to the document was a bill as follows:
William Orville Hicks, Dr., To White, Brown and Bangs. 250 silver gilt clappers, at 11c apiece $27.50 Received payment.
MAKING FRIENDS
"That was just before I licked Whitey Brown," said Lazelle, _alias_ Gazelle, _alias_ the Rocky Mountain Goat and the Gutter Pup. "Cracky, that was a fight!"
"How many rounds?" asked Lovely Mead, disrobing for the night.
"Eleven and a half. Knocked him to the count in the middle of the twelfth with a left jab to the bellows," said the Gutter Pup professionally. "He weighed ten pounds more than me. Ever do any fighting?"
"Sure," said the new arrival instantly.
"How many times?"
"Oh, I can't remember."
"You don't look it."
"Why not?"
"Your complexion's too lovely; and you're only a shaver, you know."
"I'm fifteen, almost sixteen," said Lovely, bridling up and surveying his new roommate with a calculating glance. "How old are you?"
"I've been three years at Lawrenceville, freshman," said the Gutter Pup severely. "That's the difference. What's your longest fight?"
"Twenty-one rounds," said Lovely, promptly.
"Oh," said the Gutter Pup in profound disappointment. "He licked you?"
"No."
"You licked him?"
"No."
"What then?"
"They stopped us."
"Huh!"
"We had to let it go over to the next day."
"And then?"
"Then I put him out in the thirteenth."
"Yes, you did!"
"Yes, I did."
The two fiery-haired champions stood measuring each other with their glances. Lovely Mead ran his eye over the wiry arms and chest opposite him and wondered. The Gutter Pup in veteran disdain was about to remark that Lovely was a cheerful liar when the tolling of the gym bell broke in on a dangerous situation. The Gutter Pup dove into bed and, reaching for a slipper, hurled it across the room, striking the candle fair and square and plunging the room into darkness.
"I learned that trick," he said, "the year I put the Welsh Rarebit to sleep in six." He stopped and ruminated over Lovely's story of his two-day fight, and then spoke scornfully from the dark: "I never fought anybody over eleven rounds. I never _had_ to."
Lovely heard and possessed his soul in patience. He was on his second day at the school, his spirit not a whit subdued, though considerably awed, by the sacred dignities of the old boys. He liked the Gutter Pup, with one reservation, and that was an instinctive antagonism for which there was no logical explanation. But at the first fistic reminiscence of the Gutter Pup he had sought in his soul anxiously and asked himself, "Can I lick him?" Each time the question repeated itself he felt an overwhelming impulse to throw down the gage and settle the awful doubt then and there. It was pure instinct, nothing more. The Gutter Pup was really a good sort and had adopted him in quite a decent way without taking an undue advantage. In fact, Lovely was certain that in his roommate he had met the congenial soul, the chum, the best friend among all friends for whom he had waited and yearned. His heart went out to the joyous, friendly Gazelle, but his fingers contracted convulsively. Theirs was to be an enduring friendship, a sacred, Three Musketeer sort of friendship--after one small detail was settled.
The next morning Lovely Mead bounded up with the rising bell and started nervously to dress. There was a lazy commotion in the opposite bed, and then, after a few languid movements of the covers, the Gutter Pup's reddish head appeared in surprise.
"Why, Lovely, what are you doing?
"Dressing. Didn't you hear the bell?"
"Jimminy crickets, what a waste, what an awful waste of time," said the Gutter Pup, luxuriously, stretching his arms and yawning. "Say, Lovely, I like you. You're a good sort and that was a rattlin' plucky tackle you made yesterday. Say, we're going to get on famously together, only, Lovely, you _are_ green, you know."
"I suppose I am."
"You are. Of course, you can't help it, you know. Every one starts that way. Lordy, Lovely, you remind me of the first time I hit this old place, three weeks after I fought Mucker Dennis, of the Seventy-second Street gang."
Lovely Mead's gorge swelled up with indignation. To hide his emotion, he plunged his head into the basin and emerged dripping.
"I say, Lovely, I must give you some pointers," said the Gutter Pup affably. "Everything depends, you know, on the start. You want to stand in with the masters, you know. Study hard the first week and get your lessons down fine, and work up their weak points, and you'll slide through the term with ease and pleasure."
"What are these weak points?" inquired Lovely from the depths of a clean shirt.
"Oh, I mean the side they're most approachable. Now the Roman, you know, when he makes a joke you always want to laugh as though you were going to die."
"Does he make many jokes?" asked Lovely.
"Cracky, yes. Then there's one very important one he makes around Thanksgiving that every one watches for. I'll put you on, but you must be very careful."
"What? The same joke every year?" said Lovely.
"Regular. It's about Volturcius in Cæsar--the 'c' is soft, you know, but you have to pronounce it--Vol-turk-ious."
"Why so?"
"So the Roman can say, 'No-o, no-o, not even the near approach of Thanksgiving will justify such a pronunciation.' See? That's the cue to laugh until the tears wet the page. It's most important."
"What about the Doctor?"
"Easy, dead easy; just ask questions, side-path questions that'll lead him away from the lesson and give him a chance to discourse. Say--another thing, Lovely, don't go and buy anything in the village; let me do that for you."
"Thanks."
"I'm on to their games, you know; I'm wise. Oh, say, another pointer--about the jigger-shop. You want to build up your credit with Al, you know."
"How d'you mean?"
"The best way is to get trusted right off while you've got the chink and then pay up promptly at the end of a week, and repeat the operation a couple of times. Then Al thinks you're conscientious about debts and that sort of thing, and when the hard-up months come he'll let you go the limit."
"I say, Lazelle," said Lovely, admiringly, "you've got it down pretty fine, haven't you? It's real white of you to look after me this way."
"You're all right," said the Gutter Pup, still lolling in bed. "All you want is to lay low for a month or so and no one'll bother you. Besides, I'll see to that."
"Thank you."
"You see, Lovely, I've taken a fancy to you: a real, live, fat, young fancy. You remind me of Bozy Walker that was fired for introducing geese into the Muffin Head's bedroom; dear old Bozy, he stood up to me for seven rounds."
Lovely Mead dropped the hairbrush in his agitation and drew a long breath. How much longer could his weak human nature hold out? Downstairs the gong began to call them to breakfast. With the first sound the Gutter Pup was in the middle of the floor, out of his pajamas and into his clothes before the gong had ceased to ring. He plunged his head into the basin already filled with water, dried himself, parted the moist hair with one sweeping stroke of his comb, snapped a dickey about his neck and struggled into his coat while Lovely was still staring with amazement.
"That's the way it's done," said the Gutter Pup, triumphantly. "There's only one fellow in the school can beat me out, and that's that old Hickey, over in the Dickinson; but I'll beat him yet. Are you ready? Come on!"
The trouble was that the Gutter Pup was absolutely unaware of the disturbance in Lovely's mind, or that his reminiscences provoked such thoughts of combat. He took Lovely to the village and fitted him out, hectoring the tradesmen and smashing prices with debonair impudence that Lovely sneakingly envied. Certainly the Gutter Pup was unusually cordial and did not in the least make him feel the indignities of his position of newcomer, as he had a right to do.
After supper they worked on the arrangement of their room. The Gutter Pup grew ecstatic as Lovely produced his treasures from the bottom of the trunk.
"My aunt's cat's kittens!" he ejaculated as Lovely produced a set of pennants in gaudy arrangement. "Will we have the boss room, though! Lovely, you are a treasure! This will make the Waladoo Bird turn pale and weep for sorrow. Supposin' we ruminate."
They ranged their accumulated possessions on the floor, and sat back to consider.
"Well," said the Gutter Pup, "let's begin by putting the cushions on the window-seat and the rugs on the floor. Now the question is--what's to have the place of honour?"
"What have you got?" asked Lovely, considering.
"I've got a signed photograph of John L. Sullivan," said the Gutter Pup, proudly producing it. "It used to be cleaner, but Butsey White blew up with a root-beer bottle and spattered it."
"Is it his own signature?" inquired Lovely, gazing in awe.
"Sure. Dear old John L. He _was_ a fighter. Now, what have _you_ got?"
"I've got a picture of an actress."
"Honest?"
"Sure."
"Who is it?"
"Maude Adams."
"You don't say so!"
"Fact."
"It isn't signed, Lovely--it can't be?"
"It is."
"Cracky! That _is_ a prize. Maude Adams! Think of it! What will the Waladoo Bird say?"
The Gutter Pup gazed reverently at the priceless photograph and said in a breath:
"Maude Adams and John L.; think of it, Lovely!" He paused and added in a burst of gratitude: "Say, you can call me Gazelle or Razzle-dazzle now, if you want; afterward we'll see about Gutter Pup."
Lovely was too overcome by this advance to voice his feelings, but his heart went out to his new friend, all irritation forgotten. After long discussion it was decided that the two photographs, being of unique and equal value, should be hung side by side on the background of an American flag. The pennants were strung as a border around the walls, but were speedily hidden under an imposing procession of light-weight and middle-weight champions, sporting prints, posters and lithographic reproductions of comic opera favourites, boxing gloves, fencing masks, lacrosse sticks, Japanese swords, bird nests, stolen signs, photographs of athletic teams, cotillon favours and emblems of the school and the Woodhull. They stopped and gazed in awe and admiration, and falling gleefully into each other's arms, executed a dance about the room. Then Lovely Mead, in an unthinking moment, standing before the photograph of the mighty John L., exclaimed: "Say, Gazelle, isn't he a wonder, though! How long have you had it?"
"I got it," said the Gutter Pup, putting his head on one side and reflecting, "right after I fought Whitey Brown--just before my mill with Doggie Shephard--a year and a half ago, I should say."
All the joy of the home-building left Lovely. He sat down on the bed and pulled at his shoe-strings so viciously that they broke off in his hand.
"What's the matter?" said the Gutter Pup in surprise.
"Nothing."
"You look sort of put out."
"Oh, no."
"Whitey was a tough one," resumed the Gutter Pup, lolling on the window-seat, "but Doggie was no great shakes. Too fat and overgrown. He did look big, but he had no footwork and his wind was bad--very bad."
Lovely Mead listened with averted eyes.
If he had only been an old boy he would have thrown down the gauntlet then and there; but he was a freshman and must check the tugging within. Besides, there must be some excuse. He could not openly, out of clear sky, provoke an old boy who had taken him under his protection and had done everything to make him feel at home. Such an act would be fresh, and would bring down on him the condemnation of the whole school.
"Why the deuce should I care, after all?" he asked himself gloomily that night. "What difference does it make how many fellows he's licked. I suppose it's because I'm a coward. That's it; it's because I'm afraid that he would lick me that it rankles so. Am I a coward, after all, I wonder?"
This internal questioning became an obsession. It clouded his days and took the edges from the keen joy of romping over the football field and earning the good word of Tough McCarthy for his neat diving tackles. Could the Gutter Pup lick him, after all? He wondered, he debated, he doubted. He began to brood over it until he became perfectly unapproachable, and the Gutter Pup, without a suspicion of the real cause, began to assure Hasbrouck that Lovely was being overtrained.
Meanwhile, matters were approaching a crisis with Lovely. Each morning he calculated the strength of the Gutter Pup's chest and arms, and wondered what was the staying power of his legs. Sometimes he admitted to himself that he wouldn't last three rounds. At others he figured out a whole plan of campaign that must wear down the Gutter Pup and send him to a crashing defeat. Waking, he went through imaginary rounds, received without wincing tremendous, imaginary blows, and sent in sledge-hammer replies that inevitably landed the champion prone on his back. At night his dreams were a long conglomeration of tussling and battle in the most unexpected places. He fought the Gutter Pup at the top of the water-tower and saw him vanish over the edge as the result of a smashing blow on the point of the jaw; he fought him on the football field and in the classroom, while the Roman held the watch and the head master insisted on refereeing.
The worst of it was, he knew he was going to pieces and moping in a way to render himself a nuisance to all his associates; and yet he couldn't help it. Try as he would to skip the mention of any subject that could be tagged to a date, every now and then an opening would come, and the Gutter Pup would begin: "Let me see; that must have been just after I fought----"
At last, one night, unable to bear the strain longer, Lovely went to his room resolved to end it. He bided his opportunity, gazing with unseeing eyes at the pages of the divine Virgil. Finally he raised his head and said, abruptly: "Say, Lazelle, what do you think of our chances for the football championship?"
"Fair, only fair," said the Gutter, glad for any excuse to stop studying. "The Davis and the Dickinson look better to me."
"How long has it been since we won?" said Lovely, scarcely breathing.
"Let me see," said the Gutter Pup, unsuspecting. "We won the fall I fought Legs Brownell behind the Davis house."
"Lazelle," said Lovely, rising desperately, "I can lick you!"
"What?"
"I can lick you!"
"Hello," said the Gutter Pup, considering him in amazement; "what does this mean?"
"It means I can lick you," repeated Lovely doggedly, advancing and clenching his fists.
"You want a fight?"
"I do."
"Why, bully for you!"
The Gutter Pup considered, joyfully, with a glance at the clock.
"It's too late now to pull it off. We'll let it go until to-morrow night. Besides, you'll be in better condition then, and you can watch your food, which is important. I'll notify Hickey. You don't mind fighting by lamplight?"
"Huh!"
"Of course, we'll fight under the auspices of the Sporting Club, with a ring and sponges and that sort of thing," said the Gutter Pup cheerfully. "You'll like it. It's a secret organisation and it's a great honour to belong. Hickey, at the Dickinson, got it up. He's president, and referees. I'm the official timekeeper, but that don't matter. They'll arrange for seconds and all that sort of thing, and Doc Macnooder is always there for medical assistance. You're sure the lights won't bother you?"
"No."
"It's a queer effect, though. First time I fought Snapper Bell----"
"Lazelle," said Lovely, choking with rage, "I can lick you, right now--here--and I don't believe you ever licked anyone in your life!"
"Look here, freshman," said the Gutter Pup, at once on his dignity; "I've stood enough of your impertinence. You'll do just as I say, and you'll act like a gentleman and a sport and not like a member of the Seventy-second Street gang. We'll fight like sportsmen, to-morrow, at midnight, under the auspices of the Sporting Club, in the baseball cage, and until then I'll dispense with your conversation! Do you hear me?"
Lovely Mead felt the justice of the reproof. Yes, he _had_ acted like a member of the Seventy-second Street gang! He glanced up at the photograph (slightly spotted) of John L., and he thought of Ivanhoe and the Three Musketeers, and Sir Nigel of the White Company, and presently he said, tentatively:
"I say----"
No answer.
"Lazelle----"
Still no answer.
"Say, I want to--to apologise. You're right about the Seventy-second Street gang. I'm sorry."
"All right," said the Gutter Pup, not quite appeased. "I'm glad you apologised."
"But we fight to-morrow--to the end--to the limit!"
"You're on!"
They spoke no more that night, undressing in silence, each covertly swelling his muscles and glancing with stolen looks at his opponent's knotted torso. By morning the Gutter Pup's serenity had returned.
"Well, how're you feeling? How did you sleep?" he asked, poking his nose over the coverlets.
"Like a log," returned Lovely, lying gloriously.
"Good. Better take a nap in the afternoon, though, if you're not used to midnight scrapping."
"Thanks."
"Mind the food--no hot biscuits, and that sort of thing. A dish of popovers almost put me to the bad the first time I met Bull Dunham. Fact, and he didn't know enough to counter."
Lovely dressed and hurriedly left the room.
At two o'clock, to his amazement, Charley De Soto, the great quarterback, in person, waited on him in company with the gigantic Turkey Reiter, tackle on the eleven, and informed him that they had been appointed his seconds and anxiously inquired after his welfare.
"I--oh, I'm doing pretty well, thank you, sir," said Lovely, overcome with embarrassment and pride.
"Say, Charley," said Turkey, after an approving examination, "I kind of hanker to the looks of this here bantam. He's got the proper colour hair and the protruding jaw. Danged if I don't believe he'll give the Gutter Pup the fight of his life."
"Can you lick him?" said De Soto, looking Lovely tensely in the eyes.
"I'll do it or die," said Lovely, with a lump in his throat.
"Good, but mind this, youngster: no funking. I don't stand second to any quitter. If I'm behind you, you've _got_ to win."
Lovely thought at that moment that death on the rack would be a delight if it only could win a nod of approbation from Charley De Soto.
"How's your muscles?" asked Turkey. He ran his fingers over him, slapped his chest and punched his hips, saying:
"Hard as a rock, Charley."
"How's your wind?" said De Soto.
"Pretty well, thank you, sir," said Lovely, quite overcome by the august presence.
"Now keep your mind off things. Don't let the Gutter Pup bluff you. Slip over to the Upper, right after lights, and I'll take charge of the rest. By the way, Turk, who's in the corner with the Gutter Pup?"
"Billy Condit and the Triumphant Egghead."
"Good. We'll just saunter over and lay a little bet. So-long, youngster. No jiggers or éclairs. See you later."
"So-long, old Sporting Life," added Turkey, with a friendly tap on the shoulder. "Mind now, keep cheerful."
Lovely's mood was not exactly cheerful. In fact he felt as if the bottom had fallen out of things. He tried his best to follow Charley De Soto's advice and not think of the coming encounter, but, do what he would, his mind slipped ahead to the crowded baseball cage, the small, ill-lighted ring, and the Gutter Pup.