The Devil in Britain and America
CHAPTER IV.
‘The Dæmon of Tedworth.’
‘THE DÆMON OF TEDWORTH.[7]
‘Master _John Mompesson_, of _Tedworth_ in _Wiltshire_, being about the middle of _March_, in the year 1661, at a neighbouring Town, called _Ludgarshal_, heard a _Drum_ beat there, and being concerned as a _Commission Officer_ in the _Militia_, he enquired of the _Bayliffe_ of the Town, at whose House he then was, what it meant. The Bayliffe told him that they had for some dayes been troubled by that _Idle Drummer_, who demanded money of the Constable, by virtue of a pretended pass, which he thought was counterfeit. Upon this Information Master _Mompesson_ sent for the fellow, and ask’d him by what _Authority_ he went up and down the Countrey in that manner, demanding money, and keeping a clutter with his _Drum_? The _Drummer_ answered he had good _Authority_, and produced his pass, with a warrant under the hands of Sir _William Cawly_ and Colonel _Ayliffe_ of _Gretenham_. These papers discover’d the knavery, for M. _Mompesson_ knowing those Gentlemen’s hands, found that his pass and warrant were _forgeries_; and upon the discovery, commanded the _vagrant_ to put off his _Drum_, and charged the Constable to carry him to the next _Justice_ of _Peace_, to punish him according to the desert of his _Insolence_ and _Roguery_. The fellow then confest the _cheat_, and begg’d earnestly for his _Drum_. But M. _Mompesson_ told him that if he understood from Colonel _Ayliffe_, whose _Drummer_ he pretended to be, that he had been an honest man, he should have it again; but in the interim he would secure it. So he left the _Drum_ with the Bayliffe, and the Drummer in the Constable’s hands; who, it seems, after, upon intreaty, let him go.
‘About the midst of _April_ following, when M. _M._ was preparing for a Journey to _London_, the Bayliffe sent the _Drum_ to his house; and, being returned, his wife told him that they had been much affrighted in the night by _Thieves_, during his absence; and that the House had like to have been broken up. He had not been at home above three nights, when the same noise returned that had disturbed his Family when he was abroad. It was a very great _knocking_ at his Doors, and the out side of his House. M. _M._ arose, and with a brace of Pistols in his hands, went up and down searching for the cause of the Disturbance. He open’d the door, where the great knocking was, and presently the noise was at another. He opened that also, and went forth, rounding his House, but could discover nothing; only he still heard a strange noise and hollow sound; but could not perceive what was the occasion of it. When he was returned to his Bed, the noise was a _Thumping_ and _Drumming_ on the top of his House, which continued a good space, and then by degrees went off into the Air.
‘After this _It_ would come 5 nights together, and absent itself 3. Knocking very hard at the out-sides of the House, which is most of it, of Board. This _It_ did, constantly, as they were going to sleep, either early or late. After a month’s racket without, _It_ came into the room where the _Drum_ lay, where _It_ would be 4 or 5 nights in 7, making great hollow sounds, and sensibly shaking the Beds and Windows. _It_ would come within half an hour after they were in Bed, and stay almost two. The sign of _Its_ approach was an _hurling_ in the Air over the House; and at _Its_ recess they should hear a _Drum_ beat, like the breaking up of a Guard. _It_ continued in this Room for the space of two months; the Gentleman himself lying there to observe _It_: and though _It_ was very troublesome in the fore part of the night, yet, after two hours disturbance, _It_ would desist, and leave all in quietness: At which time perhaps the Laws of the _Black Society_ required _Its_ presence at the general _Rendezvous_ elsewhere.
‘About this time the Gentleman’s Wife was brought to Bed; the noise came a little that night she was in Travail, but then forbore for three weeks till she had recover’d strength. After this _civil cessation_, it return’d in a _ruder_ manner than before, applying wholly to the younger children; whose Bedsteads _It_ would beat with that violence that all present would expect, when they would fall in pieces. Those that laid their hands upon them, could feel no blows, but perceived them to shake exceedingly. _It_ would for an hour together beat, what they Call ROUNDHEADS and CUCKOLDS--the Tattoo, and several other Points of Warre, and that as dextrously as any Drummer. After which _It_ would get under the Bed, and scratch there as if _It_ had Iron Tallons. _It_ would lift the children up in their Beds, follow them from one room to another; and, for a while, applied to none particularly but them.
‘There was a Cock-loft in the House which had been observed hitherto to be untroubled; thither they removed their children, putting them to bed while it was fair day: and yet they were no sooner covered, but the _unwelcome Visitant_ was come, and played his tricks as before.
‘On the 5th of _Novemb. 1662_. _It_ kept a mighty noise, and one of the Gentleman’s Servants observing two Boards in the children’s room that seemed to move, he bade _It_ give him one of them, and presently the Board came within a yard of him. The Fellow added, _Nay, let me have it in my hand_: upon which it was shuft quite home. The man thrust it back, and the Dæmon returned it to him, and so from one to another at least 20 times together, till the Gentleman forbad his servant such _Familiarities_. That morning _It_ left a _Sulphurous smell_ behind _It_, very _displeasant_ and _offensive_.... At night the Minister of the place, Mr. _Cragge_, and many of the Neighbours came to the House--and went to prayer at the Children’s Bed-side, where, at that time _It_ was very troublesome and loud. During the time of _Prayer_ _It_ with-drew into the Cock-Loft, but, the Service being ended, _It_ returned; and in the sight and presence of the company, the _Chairs_ walked about the Room, the Children’s Shooes were thrown over their heads, and every loose thing moved about the Chamber; also a Bed staffe was thrown at the _Minister_, which hit him on the Leg, but so favourably, that a lock of Wooll could not have fallen more softly. And a circumstance more was observed, viz., that it never in the least roul’d, nor mov’d from the place where it lighted.
‘The Gentleman perceiving that _It_ so much persecuted the little Children, lodg’d them out at a Neighbour’s House, and took his eldest daughter, who was about 10 years of Age, into his own Chamber, where _It_ had not been in a month before. But no sooner was she in Bed, but the troublesome Guest was with her, and continued his unquiet visits for the space of three weeks, during which time _It_ would beat the Drum, and exactly answer any Tune that was knock’d, or called for. The House where the Gentleman had lodged his Children, being full of Strangers, he was forced to take them home again; and, because they had never observed any disturbance in the Parlor, he laid them there, where also their old Visitant found them; but, at this time, troubled them no otherwise than by plucking them by the hair and night-cloathes.
‘_It_ would sometimes lift up the Servants with their Beds, and lay them down again gently, without any more prejudice than the fright of being carried to the _Drummer’s_ quarters. And at other times _It_ would lie like a great weight upon their Feet.
‘’Twas observed, that when the noise was loudest, and came with the most _suddain_ and _surprizing violence_, yet no Dog would move. The Knocking was oft so boysterous and rude, that it hath been heard at a considerable distance in the Fields, and awakened the Neighbours in the Village, none of which live very near this house.
‘About the latter end of _Decemb. 1662_. the _Drummings_ were less frequent, and the noise the _Fiend_ made, was a _gingling_, as it had been of money, occasioned, as ’twas thought, by some discourse of an antient Gentlewoman, Mother to M. _M._ (who was one day saying to a Neighbour that talked of _Fairies leaving money_, that she should like _It_ well, if _It_ would leave them some to make amends for the trouble _It_ made them) for that night there was a great _chinking_ of money all the house over; but he that rose earliest the next morning, was ne’re a groat the richer. After this _It_ desisted from its _ruder noises_, and employed _It_ self about little _apish_ Tricks, and less troublesome _Caprichios_. On _Christmas Eve_, an hour before day, one of the little Boyes arising out of his Bed, was hit on a sore place in his Heel by the latch of the Door, which the _waggish Dæmons_ had pluckt out and thrown at him. The Pin that fastened it was so small, that ’twas for the credit of his _Opticks_ that he pick’t it out without Candle-light. The night after _Christmas Day_, _It_ threw all the old Gentlewoman’s Cloaths about the Room, and hid her _Bible_ in the Ashes. In such _impertinent ludicrous fagaries_, it was frequent. After _this_ the _Spirit_ was very troublesome to a Servant of M. _Mompesson’s_, who was a stout fellow, and of sober conversation.... His Master permitted him to give this proof of his courage, and lodg’d him in the next room to his own. There was _John engarrison’d_, and provided for the assault with a trusty Sword, and other implements of War. And, for some time, there was scarce a night past without some doubty action and encounter, in which the success was various. One while, _John’s_ bag and baggage would be in the enemy’s _power_, _Doublet_ and _Breeches_ surprized, and his Shooes raised in _rebellion_ against him; and then _lusty John_ by _Dint_ of Weapon recovers all again, suppresseth the _insurrection_ of his _Shooes_, and holds his own in spight of _Satan_ and the _Drummer_. And for the most part, our combatant came off with honour and advantage, except when his enemy outwatch’d and surprized him, and then he’s made a prisoner, bound hand and foot, and at the mercy of the _Goblin_; till he hath got the opportunity of recovering his _Diabolical Blade_, and then our Champion is in good plight again....
‘About the beginning of Jan. 1662 they were wont to hear a _singing_ in the _chimney_, before _It_ came down. And one night, about this time, Lights were seen in the House: One of which came into M. _Mompesson’s_ Chamber, which seemed _blue_ and _glimmering_, and caused a great stiffness in their eyes that saw it. After this light, something was heard coming up the Stairs, as if it had been some one without Shooes. The light was also 4 or 5 times seen in the Children’s Chamber; and the Maids confidently affirm that the doors were at least ten times opened, and shut in their sight. They heard a noise at the same time when the Doors were opened, as if half a dozen had entred in together. After which, some were heard to walk about the room, and one rusled as if it had been in silk. The like M. _M._ himself once heard.
‘During the time of the Knocking, when many were present, a Gentleman of the company said, _Satan_, If the _Drummer_ sets thee a work, give three Knocks, and no more, which _It_ did very distinctly, and stopt. Then the Gentleman knockt, to see if _It_ would answer him as _It_ was wont, but _It_ remained quiet. He further tryed _It_ the same way, bidding _It_, for confirmation, if _It_ were the _Drummer_, to give 5 Knocks and no more that night, which _It_ did accordingly, and was silent all the night after. This was done in the presence of Sir _Tho. Chamberlain_ of _Oxfordshire_ and several others.
‘On _Saturday_ morning, Jan. 10. an hour before day, the _Drum_ was beaten upon the out-sides of M. _Mompesson’s_ Chamber, from whence _It_ went to the other end of the House, where some Gentlemen, Strangers, lay, playing at their door, and without, 4 or 5. several Times, and so went off into the Air.
‘The next night, a Smith of the Village lying with _John_, they heard a noise in the room, as if one had been shooing of a horse there; and somewhat came, as it were, with a pair of _Pincers_, and snipt at the Smith’s Nose, most part of the Night.
‘One morning M. _Mompesson_ rising early to go a Journey, heard a great noise below, where the Children lay, and, running down, with a Pistol in his hand, heard this voice, _A Witch, A Witch_, as they had also heard it once before; but, upon his entrance, all was quiet. Having, one night played some little pranks at M. _Mompesson’s_ Bed’s feet, _It_ went into another Bed, in which one of his Daughter’s lay, where _It_ passed from side to side, and lifted her up, as _It_ went under her. At that time there were three kindes of noises in the Bed. They endeavoured to thrust at _It_ with a _Sword_, but _It_ very carefully avoided them, still skipping under the Child, when they were ready to thrust. The night after, _It_ came _panting_ like a Dog out of breath; upon which one took a Bed-Staff to knock, which was taken out of her hand, and thrown away with some violence. Upon this the company came up, and, presently, the room was filled with a _bloomy noysome_ smell, and was very _hot_; though without Fire, and in midst of a very _sharp_ and _severe_ winter. _It_ continued in the Bed, panting and scratching an hour and half, and then went into the next Chamber, where it knock’d a little, and seemed to rattle a chain. Thus it did for two or three nights together.
‘After this, the old Gentlewoman’s Bible was found in the Ashes open, the paper side being downwards. M. _Mompesson_ took it up, and observed that it lay open at the third chapter of S. _Mark_, in which there is mention of the _unclean spirits falling down before our Saviour_; of his _giving power to the 12 to cast out Devils_, and of the _Scribes’_ opinion, that he _cast them out through Beelzebub_. The next night they strewed ashes over the Chamber, to see what _impressions_ _It_ would leave. And in the morning, found in one place the resemblance of a great Claw, in another, of a lesser; some Letters in another, which they could make nothing of; besides many _Circles_ and _Scratches_ in the Ashes; all which, I suppose, were _ludicrous_ devices, by which the _sportful Dæmon_ made _pastime_ with human _Ignorance_ and _Credulity_.
‘About this time, my[8] curiosity drew me to the House, to be a witness of some of those strange passages. _It_ had ceased from _It’s_ pranks of _Drumming_, and _ruder noises_, before I came; but most of the more remarkable circumstances before related were confirmed to me there, by several of the Neighbours together, who had been present at them. At that time _It_ used to haunt the Children; I heard _It_ scratch very loudly and distinctly in their Bed, behind the Boulster. I thrust in my hand to the place where the noise seemed to be, upon which It withdrew to another part of the Bed; and, upon the taking out of my hand, _It_ returned as before. I had heard of _It’s_ imitating noises, and therefore made the trial, by scratching certain determinate times upon the Sheet, as 5. and 7. and 10. which _It_ did also, and still stopt at my number. After a while _It_ went into the midst of the Bed, under the Children, and there _panted_ like a Dog, very loudly. I put my hand upon the place, and felt the Bed bear up against it, as if something had thrust it up; but, by grasping, could feel nothing but the Feathers: and there was nothing under it. The motion _It_ caused by this _panting_ was so strong, that it shook the Rooms and Windows. _It_ continued thus for more than half an hour, while I stayed, and as long after. I was certain that there could be no _fallacy_ nor _deceit_ in these passages, which I critically examined; and I am sure there was nothing of _fear_ or _imagination_ in the case; for I was no more concerned than I am at the Writing this Relation.
‘But to proceed with M. _Mompesson’s_ own particulars.
‘There came one morning a light into the Children’s Chamber, and the voice, crying, _A Witch, A Witch_, for at least an hundred times together. M. _M._ seeing at a time some Wood move that was in the Chimney, when no one was near, discharged a Pistol into it; after which they found several drops of Blood on the Hearth, and in divers places of the Stairs.
There was a seeming _calm_ in the House for 2 or 3 nights after the discharge of the Pistol; but then _It_ came again, applying _Itself_ to a little Child, newly taken from Nurse; which it so persecuted, that _It_ would not let the poor Infant rest for two nights together, nor suffer a Candle in the Room, but would carry them away up the _Chimney_, or throw them under the Bed. _It_ so scared this Child by leaping upon it, that for some hours, it could not be recovered out of the fright. Insomuch as they were inforced again to remove the Children out of the House. The next night, after they were gone, something about midnight came up the Stairs, and knockt at M. _Mompesson’s_ door; but he, lying still, _It_ went up another pair of Stairs, to his Man’s Chamber, to whom _It_ appeared, standing at his Bed’s foot. The exact shape and proportion he could not discover; but saw a great body, with two _red_ and _glaring_ eyes, which for some time were fixt steddily upon him, and, at length, disappeared.
‘Another night, Strangers being present, _It_ purr’d in the Children’s Bed like a _Cat_; and at that time the Cloaths and Children were lift up from the Bed, and 6 men could not keep them down. Upon this they removed them from thence, intending to have ript open the Bed: but they were no sooner laid in another, but this second Bed was more troubled than the former. _It_ continued thus 4 hours, and so beat the Children’s legs against the Bed-posts, that they were forced to arise, and sit up all night. After this _It_ would empty Chamber-pots into their Beds, and strew them with Ashes; and that though they were never so carefully watch’t, _It_ put a long piked Iron into M. _Mompesson’s_ Bed, and, into his Mother’s, a naked Knife upright. It would fill porringers with Ashes, throw every thing about, and keep a noise all day.
‘About the beginning of April 1663. a Gentleman that lay in the house had all his money turn’d black in his Pockets. And M. _Mompesson_, one morning, coming into his Stable, found the Horse he was wont to ride, on the ground, with one of his hinder Legs in his mouth, and so fastned there, that ’twas difficult work for several men, with a Leaver, to get it out. After this there were some other remarkable things; but my _account_ goes no farther: Only M. _Mompesson_ told me, that afterwards the house was several nights beset with 7 or 8 in the shape of men, who, as soon as a Gun was discharged, would shuffle away together into an Arbour.
‘THE DRUMMER was tryed at the _Assize_ at _Salisbury_, condemned to the _Islands_, and was, accordingly, sent away: but I know not how, made a shift to come back again. And ’tis observable, that during all the time of his restraint, and absence, the House was in quiet; but, as soon as ever he came back, the disturbance also returned. He had been a Souldier under CRUMWEL, and used to talk much of gallant Books he had of an odd Fellow’s, who was counted a Wizard.’