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The Collected Works Of Ambrose Bierce Volume 08 Negligible Tale

NEGLIGIBLE TALES A BOTTOMLESS GRAVE 9 JUPITER DOKE, BRIGADIER-GENERAL 23 THE WIDOWER TURMORE 41 THE CITY OF THE GONE AWAY 52 THE MAJOR'S TALE 63 CURRIED COW 76 A REVOLT OF THE GODS 89 THE BAPTISM OF DOBSHO 95 THE RACE AT LEFT BOWER 104 THE FAILURE OF HOPE & WANDEL 110 PERRY CH...

Chapters

1. Chapter 1

NEGLIGIBLE TALES A BOTTOMLESS GRAVE 9 JUPITER DOKE, BRIGADIER-GENERAL 23 THE WIDOWER TURMORE 41 THE CITY OF THE GONE AWAY 52 THE MAJOR'S TALE 63 CURRIED COW 76 A REVOLT OF THE G...

2. Chapter 2

I arrived on the tented field yesterday by steamboat, the recent storms having inundated the landscape, covering, I understand, the greater part of a congressional district. I a...

3. Chapter 3

Through that opening she had at several times abstracted the entire collection, which doubtless she had succeeded in converting into coin of the realm. When with an unconscious...

4. Chapter 4

Ah, the gallant general! how little I thought, as I looked after his retreating figure and laughed at the success of my ruse, that within the week he would be "dead on the field...

5. Chapter 5

It will be remembered that my father was a deodorizer of dead dogs, but was unable to practice his useful and humble profession because no one would employ him. The dead dogs in...

6. Chapter 6

"For the sake of science, William," I interrupted, laying a hand on his arm, "I must beg you not to relate it. The comet will in a few minutes be behind the roof of yonder lodgi...

7. Chapter 7

It was all the work of That Jim Peasley. The designing rascal had provoked me to throw a confusing somersault, then bumped against me, turning me half round, and started on the...

8. Chapter 8

"At a height of forty or fifty feet, as fond recollection presents it to view, it attained its zenith and appeared to remain an instant stationary; then, tilting suddenly forwar...

9. Chapter 9

Scarcely had the words fallen from my lips when she dropped upon her hands and knees, and backing up to the old man squealed like a demon and delivered a vicious kick upon his s...

10. Chapter 10

I read no farther, but stood stockstill in the center of the floor, and fell into a reverie. Twenty dollars! Somehow it seemed a mere trifle. Nine hundred and eighty dollars! I...

11. Chapter 11

We ate that fiction. The works that the captain had thrown aside lasted six months, for most of them were by the best-selling authors and were pretty tough. After they were gone...

12. Chapter 12

Our meeting was not cordial. He remembered me as a man of literary taste superior to his own and harbored resentment, and although he made no opposition to my taking passage wit...

13. Chapter 13

Men and women come sailing all together, vast numbers in each boat, many of the women with castanets, which they strike, while some of the men pipe during the whole period of th...

14. Chapter 14

The professional dress of the Alme consists of a short embroidered jacket, fitting closely to the arms and back, but frankly unreserved in front, long loose trousers of silk suf...

15. Chapter 15

Meanwhile welcome joy and feast Midnight shout and revelry Tipsy dance and jollity Braid your locks with rosy twine Dropping odors dropping wine Rigor now is gone to bed And adv...

16. Chapter 16

We are happily not called upon to institute a comparison of character between the two distinguished moralists, though the same, drawn masterly, might not be devoid of entertainm...

17. Chapter 17

Because you will not take by theft what you can have by cheating, think not yours is the only conscience in the world. Even he who permits you to cheat his neighbor will shrink...