Category: Humour

The Book of Cats A Chit-chat Chronicle of Feline Facts and Fancies, Legendary, Lyrical, Medical, Mirthful and Miscellaneous

One day, ever so long ago, it struck me that I should like to try and write a book about Cats. I mentioned the idea to some of my friends: the first burst out laughing at the end of my opening sentence, so I refrained from entering into further details. The second said there w...

Chapters

20. CHAPTER XII.

The Cat belongs to the same family as the lion, tiger, panther, leopard, puma, serval, ocelot, and lynx. The tribe is, perhaps, one of the best defined in zoology, all its membe...

15. CHAPTER VII.

This domestic animal, as Dr. Johnson puts it, “that catches mice,” can do many other things when it has a fair opportunity of distinguishing itself. It is difficult, but by no m...

17. CHAPTER IX.

“Care will kill a Cat,” one says, and yet Cats are said to have nine lives. Let us hope that poor Pussy will never be put to a worse death.

21. CHAPTER XIII.

Mention has already been made of a Cat concert in Paris, but we should not forget that we once had an English actor of the name of Harris, who took part in the entertainments gi...

18. CHAPTER X.

Of all the great big stories that have been told of Cats, that which describes the origin of Cat’s-head apples is surely the greatest biggest one. The legend runs thus:--

19. CHAPTER XI.

A writer on Cats, when speaking of the necessity of administering physic in certain cases, says that the bare thought of so doing is sufficient to daunt at least nine-tenths of...

11. CHAPTER III.

I told you awhile ago what good Mr. Mavor says of Cats. “La défiance que cet animal inspire,” says another instructor of youth, M. Pujoulx, in his _Livre du Second Age_, “est bi...

12. CHAPTER IV.

Let us see though, before we try our anecdotes, what is known of the Cat’s peculiarities. I rather like this quaint description of the domestic Pussy, which occurs in an old her...

16. CHAPTER VIII.

There was a Cat which had formed a very warm friendship with a large Newfoundland dog: she continually caressed him--advanced in all haste when he came home, with her tail erect...

14. CHAPTER VI.

Now, although this is the _Book of Cats_, do you know I am more than half afraid that if I give you too much about Cats in it, you will go away dissatisfied. Some years ago ther...

10. CHAPTER II.

“I do not love a Cat,” says a popular author, often quoted; “his disposition is mean and suspicious. A friendship of years is cancelled in a moment by an accidental tread on the...

9. CHAPTER I.

One day, ever so long ago, it struck me that I should like to try and write a book about Cats. I mentioned the idea to some of my friends: the first burst out laughing at the en...

13. CHAPTER V.

As no work about Cats could be complete without the story of Dick Whittington, from the first moment I had made up my mind to write this book, I had also made up my mind to look...

1. CHAPTER I.

6. CHAPTER IX.

7. CHAPTER X.

3. CHAPTER III.

5. CHAPTER VIII.

8. CHAPTER XI.

2. CHAPTER II.

4. CHAPTER V.