Chapter 23

Tartuffe, Elmire, Orgon

Tartuffe [without seeing Orgon]. All things conspire, madame, for my contentment: I've closely examined the whole apartment; No one is around, and my heart's delight. . . [Just as Tartuffe comes forward with open arms to embrace Elmire, she steps back and Tartuffe sees Orgon.] Orgon [stopping him]. Hold on! Your desires are too quick to ignite, And you mustn't let passion be overdone. Oh! Man of blessings, you wished to give me one! How temptation has taken over your life! You'd marry my daughter, and covet my wife! I've doubted your word for quite a long while, And I've always believed you'd change your style; But this is enough to give me my proof: I am fed up and want no more, Tartuffe. Elmire [to Tartuffe]. It was against my will to act this way, But I was forced into the part I play. Tartuffe [to Orgon]. What? You think . . . Orgon. Come, please, let's have no to-do. Get out of my home without more ado. Tartuffe. My intent . . . Orgon. This is no time for sly repartee; You must leave my house immediately. Tartuffe. You must leave, you who speak as the master: The house is mine, and you'd better learn fast or I will show you that it's senseless to pick A fight with me using this cowardly trick, That it will get you nowhere to insult me, And that I will punish your falsity, Avenge God's wounds, and make you grieve For talking here about forcing me to leave.